# Would you never sleep if you could?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 26, 2017, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469 "2017-05-26T13:35:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/41 "2017-05-27T03:46:50Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> . . . circadian rhythm . . .

Even while fully cognizant of the meaning of this term, I can’t help but picture someone who’s capable of keeping time with the chirping of cicadas in the summertime.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/42 "2017-05-27T04:00:42Z")

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When I was younger I had great dreams and would have noted “No way!”

Now I rarely remember my dreams and they’re pretty mundane when I do. So now sleep is just another chore, and I’d definitely prefer the extra time to get things done.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/43 "2017-05-27T04:31:34Z")

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Given that my sex life is completely in dream form and has been for years… no thanks.

I tell you what I _would_ take, though-- the ability to fall asleep whenever and wherever I want to. I’ve been suffering from insomnia lately.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Gnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miss_gnomer/32/3466_2.png) [@Miss\_Gnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gnomer)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/44 "2017-05-27T09:49:06Z")

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I have a sleep disorder … sleep is a painful, horrible thing that must be done … not having to?! Wooohooo … I’d be soooo happy!! I think of all the things I could achieve and I no longer “fail” at something most other people like.

Of course, I’d really like to just find sleep easy and enjoyable! It sounds like a great thing - I just don’t get it!

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/45 "2017-05-27T10:09:33Z")

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I voted, and without reading anyone elses responses, I would fucking sleep like a motherfucker forever, if I could.

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/46 "2017-05-27T19:55:47Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> At sometime around 400AM every morning you will blink and immediately be fresh as a daisy, as if you got 8 hours of sleep in an instant. If you were drunk, you will instantly become sober (or at least 8 hours less intoxicated).

So at 3 AM a drunk person will still be drunk, but what will a sober person feel like since he will feel fresh as a daisy at 4 AM? Exhausted? Slightly tired? Something else?

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/47 "2017-05-27T19:59:16Z")

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Yes, I’d skimp on sleep, as of now, I don’t have enough time to do everything I want to get done.

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/48 "2017-05-27T23:17:46Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Even without needing to sleep, I envision myself being mentally exhausted from being awake constantly.
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> Also, I love the whole idea of going to bed every night. Closing the door on the day. And waking up every morning with a clean slate, so to speak.
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> No thanks.
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> 'night.  
> mmm

This exactly, though I debated on my answer at first because I thought about everything I could get done. But “closing the door on the day” is my preference.

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/49 "2017-05-28T00:05:23Z")

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As long as I wasn’t tired or suffered any ill effects from it, that’d be great. I voted YES. I would love that extra chunk of life. Even on days off there is never enough time to do what I would like to.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/50 "2017-05-28T00:08:53Z")

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I have so many books to read, I’d choose to never sleep if I could function normally.

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**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/51 "2017-05-28T05:10:52Z")

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I enjoy sleeping, eating, breathing, walking, and pretty much everything required to live now. When I was younger I felt differently, but I no longer feel that being “productive” for as many hours as possible is the goal.

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**Author:** ![Marcus\_Flavius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@Marcus\_Flavius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marcus_Flavius)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2017, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-never-sleep-if-you-could/787469/52 "2017-05-28T08:14:38Z")

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I saw an ‘Archie’ comic once, where a girl says something like “did you know we waste 1/3 of our life asleep?” The Jughead character responds by saying something like "I say we waste 2/3’s of our life awake. I agree with Jughead’s sentiment.

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