Now, I love Apple computers. I have owned Apple computers since the Apple ][. In addition to the five Macs I have here in the house, I would love to have an iBook, even an older one. But, I don’t think I’d piss myself to get one, not even if it was free.
wait… if I piss myself, all I get is a chance to purchase a used iBook?
No way.
Now, if I was gonna get a brand new, free iBook, I’d piss myself and anyone standing nearby, no problem. I’m shameless like that. 