# Would you pray to Shrimp Jesus? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** ai\ **Created:** [March 20, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082 "2024-03-20T13:18:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/1 "2024-03-20T13:18:06Z")
My favorite quote from this article on weird pictures circulating on Facebook: “Because if you see the comments of these friggin shrimp Jesuses, it’s all people going ‘Amen,’” Thayer said. “I don’t think anybody is going ‘Hallelujah’ for our shrimp lord.” > **[Facebook users say 'amen' to bizarre AI-generated images of Jesus](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/facebook-users-say-amen-bizarre-ai-generated-images-jesus-rcna143965)** > > Outlandish images are garnering hundreds of millions of engagements on the social media platform, leaving some users wary of scams. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/2 "2024-03-20T13:19:17Z")
It’s bots all the way down ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/3 "2024-03-20T13:22:17Z")
Shrimp Jesus is a scam(pi). ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/4 "2024-03-20T13:57:05Z")
He fried for our sins. [![](https://i.postimg.cc/jdN6h2vs/a2a4cbc4-16f6-46cc-9fa5-2173d0fbed92.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/jdN6h2vs/a2a4cbc4-16f6-46cc-9fa5-2173d0fbed92.jpg) [![](https://i.postimg.cc/Z5S8smD6/a23386d7-e499-4ef7-9eae-72f1cc887ee7.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/Z5S8smD6/a23386d7-e499-4ef7-9eae-72f1cc887ee7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/5 "2024-03-20T14:01:00Z")
Our Crustacean Crusader ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/6 "2024-03-20T14:36:41Z")
Oh, geez, I have to see this on the very day that I’m about to prepare shrimp and lobster stuffed ravioli? I may need extra Caesars as reinforcement before dinner! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/7 "2024-03-20T15:29:14Z")
Just think of it as lay Communion. This is the blood and the body. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/8 "2024-03-20T16:34:40Z")
if I give up seafood for Lent, is it blasphemy against Shrimp Jesus? Or a prayer? ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/9 "2024-03-20T16:57:39Z")
Companies are saying they’re training AI on the internet … is anyone shocked that AI is now trolling? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/10 "2024-03-20T17:09:17Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Companies are saying they’re training AI on the internet … is anyone shocked that AI is now trolling? - Instead of Artificial Intelligence, we’re getting Artificial Inanity. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/11 "2024-03-20T17:13:42Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Companies are saying they’re training AI on the internet … is anyone shocked that AI is now trolling? Did you mean [trawling](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trawl)? 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/12 "2024-03-20T21:42:59Z")
Saw this post on my feed just now. I think that it is a Jesus and flight attendant attempt. > **[A.i. Fails & The Cursed | Ai 🤣🤣 | Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/groups/376563371463310/permalink/446235611162752/?ref=share&mibextid=NOb6eG)** > > Ai 🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/13 "2024-03-20T21:46:55Z")
Looks a lot like the shark already got the bottom half of Jesus. Which makes we wonder why the FA wants the top half. All the good bits are already gone. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/14 "2024-03-21T16:18:40Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Instead of Artificial Intelligence, we’re getting Artificial Inanity. That’s perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/15 "2024-03-21T20:15:50Z")
I’ve played around with the airline adventures of Lobster Jesus. [![](https://i.postimg.cc/rySb2325/Lobster-Jesus-attendant-grid.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/rySb2325/Lobster-Jesus-attendant-grid.jpg) [![](https://i.postimg.cc/hjmYj3zW/Lobster-Jesus-pilot-grid.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/hjmYj3zW/Lobster-Jesus-pilot-grid.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/16 "2024-03-21T20:26:28Z")
Bonus: an airline adventure of @LSLGuy Senior. [![](https://i.postimg.cc/MGKGBN1B/aa56c001-bf32-4bae-8497-04ca848751b4.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/MGKGBN1B/aa56c001-bf32-4bae-8497-04ca848751b4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/17 "2024-03-21T21:59:40Z")
Thats an A340 or A380 I’ve never flown, and the dude w 4 stripes is on the wrong side of the jet, but that guy is slender enough that totally coulda been me at age 30-something; beard and all. Or with grayer hair that’s me now. The uniform is close too. Thank you. I’ll take that. The only good horse on a jet is a dead horse. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/18 "2024-03-21T23:10:33Z")
Would rather discuss baptism in cocktail sauce? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/19 "2024-03-22T20:31:39Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > The only good horse on a jet is a dead horse. Sadly, sometimes horses being transported by plane freak out, can’t be calmed down, and have to be euthanized, though not by hatchet. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/20 "2024-03-22T20:53:45Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > and have to be euthanized, though not by hatchet. Except when they are. > [@Scorpions On A Plane](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scorpions-on-a-plane/587459/13): > > The cargo hold / baggage compartments on jets are pressurized & reasonably warm. Certainly warm enough that Alaskan wildlife wouldn’t be bothered. Critters getting loose and trying to claw / chew their way out are not unheard of. Back in about 1960 my Dad used a fire axe to kill a thoroughbred race horse that had gotten loose in the main cabin area of a cargo-only plane. The horse was gonna tear the airplane apart if he wasn’t stopped. He’d already done a bunch of dangerous damage before th… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082.md?page=2)