# Would you pray to Shrimp Jesus?

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**Created:** [March 20, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082 "2024-03-20T13:18:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/21 "2024-03-22T20:59:23Z")

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Oh, jeez. You’d hope the attendants flying with the horses would have something less horrific to take the poor animal down. But then, a panicked horse is terrifyingly fast and powerful, and could definitely wreak enough havoc to crash the aircraft.

Way beyond any power of praying to Shrimp Jesus to save the day.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/22 "2024-03-22T21:03:46Z")

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Is this the true Jeebus? Or just a local Prawn Queen? 🍤

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/23 "2024-03-22T23:55:10Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> You’d hope the attendants flying with the horses would have something less horrific to take the poor animal down.

Attendants were a decade in the future when that horse tried to destroy that airplane and kill Dad and his co-workers

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-pray-to-shrimp-jesus/999082/24 "2024-03-26T10:28:57Z")

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