# Would you put mustard on a turkey sandwich?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 21, 2019, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064 "2019-10-21T01:23:41Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/41 "2019-10-21T15:36:13Z")

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I can’t stand mayo. Mustard on turkey sounds great to me.

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Kraft Sandwich Spread. It works on all sandwiches.

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I certainly do put mustard on mine sometimes. Mayonnaise is the devil’s semen and is totally unacceptable.

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Mustard belongs with anything. And I’ll echo the Miracle Whip, too.

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Chicken and turkey sandwiches get mayonnaised.

Any sandwiches made of of mammals get mustarded.

Occasionally I’ll mix a little horseradish with a little mayo and apply to a roast beef or ham sandwich in addition to mustard (on the other side, OF COURSE), but usually just mustard.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/46 "2019-10-21T17:17:45Z")

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The only place I like mustard is on my Brat, or occasionally a hot dog, so mayonnaise on my turkey, thank you.  
Although I’ve been known to put cranberry sauce on a turkey sandwich.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/47 "2019-10-21T17:22:38Z")

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Mayo and Dijon mustard.

Even better, though: butter, cranberry and Brie, with some black pepper. Bonus if you can add leftover stuffing.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/48 "2019-10-21T17:36:59Z")

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Mayo and mustard on all sandwiches, even fried egg sandwiches. Most expensive mustard is not worth the money. For an extra 10$ you can have mustard that tastes like it with as made with a box of Franzia chardonnay, great.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/49 "2019-10-21T17:44:46Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> [I know what](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_404#Substatus_codes), but I don’t know why.
> 
> Perhaps it’s 404.21 - Bad condiment combination
> 
> j
> 
> PS: No, not strawberries, I was exaggerating.

Well, you shouldn’t be. A nice leafy green salad with chicken, strawberries, almonds, and blueberries or mandarins and a sprinkle of feta is nicely dressed with a lemon mustard vinaigrette.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/50 "2019-10-21T17:47:26Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Mayo and Dijon mustard.
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> Even better, though: butter, cranberry and Brie, with some black pepper. Bonus if you can add leftover stuffing.

This is starting to sound like Trep jr’s notorious Xmas Dinner Sandwich. For reference:

Two slices of bread, buttered. Fill with (cold):

Turkey  
Pigs in blankets\*  
Sliced roast potatoes  
Parsnips  
Sliced brussel sprouts  
Stuffing  
Gravy

Xmas has a lot of low points, but watching him eat that is pretty far down on the list.

j

- 
  - Not sure if the term “pigs in blankets” is known in the US and elsewhere - cocktail sausages wrapped in bacon and roasted with the bird.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/51 "2019-10-21T18:01:44Z")

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More proof that mustard – even the good stuff (Dijon) – is greatly overused! 😉

To me, a turkey (or chicken) sandwich absolutely demands romaine lettuce and mayo, maybe a slice of tomato and some red onions. I think a dab of Dijon _might_ be excusable on smoked turkey, though not for me, but it’s definitely uncalled for on fresh roast turkey!

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/52 "2019-10-21T18:21:57Z")

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Turkey needs something to liven it up. Either mustard, bacon, or cheese. Mayo is a good condiment if you put either bacon or cheese on. Otherwise mustard is the way to go.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/53 "2019-10-21T19:03:16Z")

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I’d probably put both mustard and mayo on a turkey sandwich. I’m not crazy about cranberry sauce or stuffing so I’d leave off those common turkey sandwich condiments. No barbeque sauce, either.

> [@Mike\_Mabes](#):
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> Eggplant does not belong on a sandwich. A sandwich has 2 crucial components - bread and meat.

That’s just silliness. Plenty of well known sandwiches are vegetarian. Peanut butter and x [x=jelly, jam, honey, Nutella, banana, etc], egg salad, fried egg, pepper & egg, cheese, portabella, cucumber, eggplant parmesean, falafal off the top of my head.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/54 "2019-10-21T19:06:35Z")

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Mustard, mayo or both are perfectly acceptable options depending on availability and personal disposition.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/55 "2019-10-21T19:14:57Z")

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Mayo doesn’t have any taste for me; I use it as a sandwich lubricant. All sandwiches need some kind of lubricant or they’re too dry. So I use mayo sparingly.

In contrast, I love the taste of spicy mustard – or any kind of mustard. Kinda makes up for bland turkey.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/56 "2019-10-21T20:51:41Z")

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**Treppenwitz** , your link doesn’t work. Which is sad, because I was eager to learn more about the second-best mustard in the world. Yes, second-best, because Cleveland ballpark mustard is clearly the best.

Well, overall, at least. I will concede that, while ballpark mustard is good in almost any application, there are some for which some other mustard varieties are better.

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**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-put-mustard-on-a-turkey-sandwich/842064/57 "2019-10-21T20:58:54Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> **Treppenwitz** , your link doesn’t work. Which is sad, because I was eager to learn more about the second-best mustard in the world. Yes, second-best, because Cleveland ballpark mustard is clearly the best.
> 
> Well, overall, at least. I will concede that, while ballpark mustard is good in almost any application, there are some for which some other mustard varieties are better.

Dunno why that is - here are a few.

> **[Violet Mustard from Brive - Maison Denoix](https://www.bienmanger.com/2F2764_Violet_Mustard_From_Brive.html)**
>
> The famous violet mustard with grape must from Denoix! A mustard sweetened by the fruity and sour taste of grapefruits, and with such an original purple colour.

> **[Limousin Region of France - Food & Gastronomy - Violet Mustard](https://www.regions-of-france.com/regions/limousin/food-gastronomy/violet-mustard)**
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> Limousin Region of France - Food & Gastronomy - Violet Mustard.

> **[Brive purple Mustard - Denoix - edelices.co.uk](https://www.edelices.co.uk/brive-purple-mustard-denoix.html)**
>
> Buy Brive purple Mustard from Denoix online. Fast delivery. edélices.co.uk, your online french gourmet food store.

> **[Mustard Isn't So Yellow Anymore (Published 2004)](https://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/19/dining/mustard-isn-t-so-yellow-anymore.html)**
>
> Melissa Clark describes moutarde violette--mustard mixed with grape must--a regional mustard popular in Limousin area of France, near Bordeaux; recipe; photo (M)

j

PS: second best? Hah!  
PPS : links unread, but see how you go.

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For leftover roast turkey, it’s mayo and chutney (either cranberry or other).

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I like mixing mayo & a little yellow mustard on sandwiches.

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Yes, second-best, because Cleveland ballpark mustard is clearly the best.

So true!

Also, can’t believe I never checked to see if it’s sold online. IT IS!

\*goes to order some

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