# Would you rather get $1 million or three random superpowers?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 20, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-get-1-million-or-three-random-superpowers/1000564 "2024-04-20T23:29:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-get-1-million-or-three-random-superpowers/1000564/68 "2024-04-21T22:29:09Z")

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I opted for the three random superpowers, so here’s what I apparently get:

**Vector Manipulation** The power to manipulate matter and interactions through their related vectors.

**Oil Vision** The power to project oil beams/blasts from one’s eyes.

**Cosmic Manipulation** The power to manipulate cosmic forces.

The first and last one seem mildly related, but _could_ be useful for a party-trick-for-hire gig or holding the world hostage through the threat of annihilation by my super-outer-space controlled asteroid. That second one though, either I’m finding steady employment at a Qwikee-Lube or as a server at Olive Garden for endless salad garnish provider. I’m seeing some potential here. . .

Tripler  
But _before_ I incinerate your fair city with a solar flare, _would you care for more breadsticks?_

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