# Would you rather lose your job and work visa than put pineapple on a pizza?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 5, 2026, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482 "2026-11-05T12:02:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/41 "2026-11-06T03:49:31Z")

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Pineapple is fine on a pizza, but it’s not a normal go-to for me. I’ve found it pairs way better with spicy salty pepperoni than with the typical, boring Canadian bacon.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/42 "2026-11-06T04:56:25Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I guess anchovy and pineapple is totally out of the question?

I’d try that. Dunno if I’d try it a second time.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/43 "2026-11-06T05:00:29Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> For example, you wouldn’t go into a Chinese food place and ask for a plate of nachos, then get upset because the Chinese place does not have the ingredients for nachos.

No, but if you were arranging a $15,000 function at a Chinese restaurant, and the guest of honor REALLY wanted nachos with his fried tripe and peking duck and dragon & phoenix, you’d work with the restaurant, and they would serve a dish of nachos. It’s not rocket science.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/44 "2026-11-06T06:53:25Z")

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The more so if all he wanted was one arguably distasteful ingredient on top of an existing chinese dish.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/45 "2026-11-06T14:14:47Z")

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Heck, the original article from the OP had the owner talking about them having to go out and buy-in the pineapple pizza from some other restaurant for that special $15K shindig. And that was still anathema to our prima donna, and now ex-, chef.

As said by others above, clearly the pineapple bit is a click bait hook for the article, and for the chef’s unemployment / wrongful termination claim. The reality of the total (un-)employment situation was surely bigger and more complex and about many larger things.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/46 "2026-11-06T22:31:50Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I mocked pineapple on pizza for several years.
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> Then I tried it.

I did the same thing, but in the opposite order

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**Author:** ![Calder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Calder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calder)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/47 "2026-11-07T00:36:55Z")

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You ate something you dislike for several years that you then decided to mock. Why eat if if you don’t like it?

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2026, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-lose-your-job-and-work-visa-than-put-pineapple-on-a-pizza/1034482/48 "2026-11-07T12:46:18Z")

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I think they meant they tried it and spent several years afterwards mocking it.

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