# Would you rather... (straight guys, lesbians, and bisexuals only, please)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-straight-guys-lesbians-and-bisexuals-only-please/562178>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 28, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-straight-guys-lesbians-and-bisexuals-only-please/562178 "2010-11-28T17:07:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-straight-guys-lesbians-and-bisexuals-only-please/562178/61 "2010-11-30T17:40:50Z")

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> [@Cat\_Fight](#):
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> He’s not? I thought everyone considered him a stone cold fox, myself included? Obviously the brains and powers of persuasion play into that, but all informal polls tell me he is definitely do-able, up there with a young Clinton (he or she) and a living JFK.

I didn’t say that he’s not famously handsome. I said he’s not famous for BEING handsome – that is, his beauty is not the reason he’s famous. And, honestly, compared to Taye Diggs, he’s hideous.

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**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-straight-guys-lesbians-and-bisexuals-only-please/562178/62 "2010-11-30T20:43:23Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> And, honestly, compared to Taye Diggs, he’s hideous.

Oh c’mon, that’s a little much. Dude is almost 50 _and_ a smoker and he’s still a handsome man. Diggs is 10 years younger. [Young Obama](http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/young_obama.jpg) could give [young Diggs](http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061128/143614__taye_l.jpg) a run for his money. In fact, based on those two pics I think I prefer Obama. He has nicer lips than Diggs.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-straight-guys-lesbians-and-bisexuals-only-please/562178/63 "2010-11-30T21:18:27Z")

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> [@rhubarbarin](#):
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> Oh c’mon, that’s a little much. Dude is almost 50 _and_ a smoker and he’s still a handsome man. Diggs is 10 years younger. [Young Obama](http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/young_obama.jpg) could give [young Diggs](http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061128/143614__taye_l.jpg) a run for his money. In fact, based on those two pics I think I prefer Obama. He has nicer lips than Diggs.

Our mileage obviously varies. I don’t think the President is all that good looking; he’s just good-looking for a politician.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-straight-guys-lesbians-and-bisexuals-only-please/562178/64 "2010-11-30T21:36:27Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Maybe not with Clinton, though?

Sure, but I’m bringing my own cigars.

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**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather-straight-guys-lesbians-and-bisexuals-only-please/562178/65 "2010-11-30T21:51:02Z")

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Dinner with the prez. While Portman is hot, and I would absolutely _wreck_ that for anyone after me, dinner with the president is way, way too cool, unique, and potentially lucrative opportunity to pass up.

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