# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/201 "2016-10-12T14:36:51Z")
Flight times cut in 1/2 would you rather learn sky diving or scuba diving? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/202 "2016-10-12T15:03:12Z")
Sky diving. Never tried it, and would like to someday. Cheddar or Swiss? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/203 "2016-10-12T15:24:19Z")
Both are pretty inoffensive and a bit bland but what’s not to like about Swiss? Would you rather be attacked by pirates, ninjas, or zombies? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/204 "2016-10-12T19:11:45Z")
Pirates. They have a code, right? Assuming we’re talking about Captain Sparrow and not Captain Phillips. 😃 Being able to breathe and see underwater or fly? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/205 "2016-10-13T19:18:27Z")
If I can fly faster than 24 mph, I choose flying. Man it would be great to get to work without having to deal with traffic. Would you rather have a frog in your pants, or a snake in your underwear drawer? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/206 "2016-10-13T20:08:26Z")
Frog, without question. Lose one pinky or both little toes? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/207 "2016-10-14T00:49:12Z")
pinky ~~~~~~ Would you rather play “Mother may I” or “Red Light Green Light”? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/208 "2016-10-14T01:02:28Z")
> [@Brooky](#): > > pinky ~~~~~~ Would you rather play “Mother may I” or “Red Light Green Light”? Red Light, Green Light. Barbershop quartet, or Gilbert and Sullivan? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/209 "2016-10-14T17:34:54Z")
Gilbert and Sullivan Live in a human-sized nest of large pillows and cotton sheets or a castle made of Velveeta bricks? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/210 "2016-10-14T17:59:47Z")
We were just considering that very question the other day (probably comes up a lot in your home too) and the consensus was that the pillow & sheet nest, not only provided a more dignified living arrangement, but was less likely over time to smell. Be Spiderman or the Green Arrow? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/211 "2016-10-14T19:39:45Z")
Spiderman, baby. That’d be cool. Sneeze or cough? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/212 "2016-10-14T22:48:57Z")
sneeze please Would you rather have a vacation in Alaska or Hawaii? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/213 "2016-10-14T23:43:41Z")
I’ve never been to Alaska, so I choose that, but can I wait until next summer to go? Would you rather have dinner with Donald Trump or Rush Limbaugh? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/214 "2016-10-15T04:37:52Z")
Donald Trump, so I could relentlessly criticize him to his face. Would you rather have dinner with Mitch McConnell or Harry Reid? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/215 "2016-10-16T07:30:47Z")
Harry Reid. I couldn’t eat and look at Mitch McConnell at the same time. Would you rather stub your toe or bite your tongue? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/216 "2016-10-17T02:17:01Z")
Stub my toe. Would you rather go someplace by yourself, or as a tag-along with a couple on their third date? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/217 "2016-10-17T02:35:18Z")
Go out alone. During the next debate, have Trump take a swing at Hillary and miss or speak any five words of your choosing? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/218 "2016-10-17T09:32:40Z")
Taking a swing at Hillary would just fire up his base. “I had sex with Ivanka” would end his campaign (but also fire up some of his base). Sky dive or hang glide? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/219 "2016-10-17T14:29:33Z")
Neither, but I’ll take hang gliding over sky diving. Own a really nice, friendly 150 pound dog, or a very mean, nasty 5 pound cat? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/220 "2016-10-17T15:13:09Z")
Dog. A cat of any size or temperament is a curse (sorry.) Get $100,000 deposited into your bank account or $1,000,000 in pennies (which you can’t convert or deposit before spending?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=12)