# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/281 "2016-10-26T14:12:30Z")
I get seasick easily, so gimme the keys, I’ll drive the truck. Visit Juneau or Anchorage? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/282 "2016-10-26T18:05:07Z")
Juneau is closer. Have your mouth permanently look like you’re wearing novelty wax lips or your eyes permanently look like you’re wearing a pair of novelty googly-eye glasses? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/283 "2016-10-27T10:17:40Z")
oh wow going with the wax lips ~~~would you rather have your eyebrows or eyeliner tattooed on? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/284 "2016-10-27T15:13:07Z")
Eyebrows, if I must, since as a dude I really don’t want to be wearing eyeliner. Tag along for a night of crime-fighting with Superman or Batman? ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/285 "2016-10-27T16:06:19Z")
Batman. Would you rather be trapped in a Boeing 747 cabin for three days (you and a handful of friends, with adequate food, water, etc.) or trapped inside a large Navy submarine for a month (again, you and a handful of friends, with all adequate supplies)? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/286 "2016-10-27T18:10:56Z")
747 has windows. Plus I’ll get money as part of the Passenger Rights Act or whatever it’s called. Permanently chapped lips or constant backache (it doesn’t prevent you from doing anything, but it’s uncomfortable.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/287 "2016-10-27T18:23:05Z")
Lips. I have occasional backaches and the lips wouldn’t bother me nearly enough. See a favorite movie again, or a new movie you’ve heard good things about? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/288 "2016-10-27T19:39:29Z")
Promising new movie. Drink a 12oz. glass of pee or 6 oz. glass of snot? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/289 "2016-10-27T21:58:03Z")
Never thought it would be so easy to choose to drink piss. Fight a 30-year old Will Smith or a 60-year old Muhammad Ali? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/290 "2016-10-27T23:06:25Z")
Will Smith `Ali would kill me ~~~would you rather spend the night with a top model or your favorite musician? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/291 "2016-10-28T04:10:51Z")
Hmm. Sex or music. I actually had to think about that for a nanosecond. Uh… sex! Duh. Visit Westworld or Jurassic Park before the shit hits the fan? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/292 "2016-10-28T12:30:31Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Hmm. Sex or music. I actually had to think about that for a nanosecond. Uh… sex! Duh. > > Visit Westworld or Jurassic Park before the shit hits the fan? You _did_ say before (and not AS the fan gets hit). So I go with the dinos Have to move in with your in-laws (their house) the rest of your life or live in a Tiny House (110 square feet) alone the rest of your life? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/293 "2016-10-28T12:56:40Z")
In-laws. I get along fine with them, and they’re pretty old, so… Know your date of death, or know the outcomes of the next three U.S. presidential elections? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/294 "2016-10-28T13:33:28Z")
Election outcomes. I know I’m going to die; let’s leave it at that. Hurricane or massive blizzard? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/295 "2016-10-28T16:17:19Z")
I live in Minnesota - I’m getting the blizzard no matter what I pick. And I prepped the snowblower last weekend. Give up TV for three years, or the Internet for one year? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/296 "2016-10-28T16:43:00Z")
TV. There are plenty of movies I could watch, and I can always catch up on TV shows on DVD later. I get too much out of the Internet (including on the Dope) to want to give that up. Foresightedly reserve an important website address and give it to a worthy cause that didn’t get it in time, or withhold it from an evil business that didn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/297 "2016-10-28T19:43:10Z")
Withhold. It’s much harder to stop evil than find a different way to help a worthy cause. Memorize and perform 20 minutes of dialogue from Adam Sandler’s “Little Nicky” or “Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse”? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/298 "2016-10-29T00:38:52Z")
LOL, I’ve never seen either, so I will pick Barbie – I think I can give a snarky interpretation of that if need be. Spend an evening watching classical ballet or watching a classical opera? ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/299 "2016-10-29T02:54:51Z")
Is the opera in Italian? I guess it doesn’t matter, I don’t speak ballet, either. Opera, then. Give money to a hungry beggar knowing there’s a 50/50 chance he’ll use it for drugs or throw that money away? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/300 "2016-10-29T05:22:59Z")
Ooo, toughie. I guess give it to the guy. At least it _might_ do some good. Prefer Cubs or Indians to win the World Series? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=16)