# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/501 "2016-11-27T01:04:47Z")
Well, being very sexual , I’ll choose the A sexual(thinking I could be coaxed) ~~ ~ Do you choose to be tall (over 6 ft) or would you choose to be short (under 5 ft) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/502 "2016-11-27T12:01:12Z")
Tall. Never have your favorite food again, or have nothing but your least favorite food for a week? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/503 "2016-11-27T12:59:19Z")
Never have my favorite food~ I’ll choose another favorite food, couldn’t eat sardines for a week ~ you may choose either flip flops or moccasins ~~~ ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/504 "2016-11-27T23:46:58Z")
I live in Florida, so flip-flops. Home Depot or Lowe’s? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/505 "2016-11-28T05:42:07Z")
Seldom go and don’t really care, but Home Depot, I guess. Steakhouses: Longhorn or Outback? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/506 "2016-11-28T08:38:18Z")
Outback,not familiar with Longhorn Star in your own sitcom, great financial possibilities or accept $100,000.00 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/507 "2016-11-28T12:08:50Z")
My own sitcom, _The Further Adventures of Prof. Pepperwinkle_. Be sure to buy the action figure and lunchbox. Learn a new foreign language, or coach a children’s soccer team? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/508 "2016-11-28T13:14:42Z")
Both choices equally daunting in terms of their degree of imposition… guess I’ll flip a coin…looks like its soccer team wake up one morning to find a prominent tattoo on your face that you had no interest in getting or become diabetic? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/509 "2016-11-29T02:55:01Z")
I guess I’ll become diabetic. A tattoo on my face would freak me out (also everyone at work.) Would you rather watch _Showboat_ with all the original racism intact, or _The Fantasticks_ where they repeatedly use the word “rape” in the archaic sense of “kidnap”? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/510 "2016-11-29T03:02:34Z")
Fantasticks`~~rape does steal something would you rather race boats or cars ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/511 "2016-11-29T04:50:00Z")
Boats sounds like more fun. Serve in WWII aboard a U.S. carrier or British battleship? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/512 "2016-11-29T05:59:31Z")
A U.S. Carrier, nicer to live on & the Carrier is protected by all other ships would you rather join the Air Force or Army ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/513 "2016-11-29T14:30:10Z")
Air Force. Cool warplanes and nicer living conditions. Go to a Madonna or Usher concert? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/514 "2016-11-29T14:32:16Z")
Madonna. Definitely Usher at Madonna or Beyounce’s wedding? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/515 "2016-11-29T17:50:39Z")
Madonna, like her music more Go through an earthquake or a hurricane ---
**Author:** ![KimJongUn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/87869e/32.png) [@KimJongUn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimJongUn)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/516 "2016-11-29T19:39:05Z")
Preferably earthquake. Would you rather die or rape a homeless man who has syphilis, gonnorhea, and leprosy? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/517 "2016-11-29T21:35:55Z")
Good grief, people, we’re heading into some sick dark territory. Since I don’t commit crimes, I’m going to say die. Now, to lighten things up: You’re out for a nice dinner with your SO. Do you load up on a big sizzling steak or a pile of seafood, cooked to your heart’s desire? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/518 "2016-11-30T05:03:20Z")
Either would be fine, but right now I think I’d go for a steak. All things being equal, and with an appropriate dish, red wine or white? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/519 "2016-11-30T11:26:21Z")
Red. Trump is Dictator, and you burn the U.S. flag. Do you lose your citizenship or go to jail for one year? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/520 "2016-11-30T13:53:42Z")
Jail. I’ll be an American unto death. Go back to 1920 and kill a young Hitler or Stalin? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=27)