# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/801 "2017-03-02T12:29:45Z")
Sight and hearing. Sugar-free diet or salt-free diet? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/802 "2017-03-04T01:26:05Z")
Ugh. Salt-free I guess. Yosemite Sam or Foghorn Leghorn? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/803 "2017-03-04T04:54:12Z")
Yosemite Sam. Always liked the little firecracker. Donald or Daffy Duck? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/804 "2017-03-04T05:55:28Z")
Daffy. No comparison. Tree house or snow fort? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/805 "2017-03-04T12:31:25Z")
past resident of Alaska…snow fort would you rather own as a pet… a python or a ferret ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/806 "2017-03-05T00:17:55Z")
Ferret. You have ten kids… all boys or all girls? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/807 "2017-03-05T05:04:58Z")
All boys. Fewer worries about dating. Sleep in or take a nap later? ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/808 "2017-03-05T05:29:02Z")
Sleep in. Ocean underwater supervillain lair OR moonbase supervillain lair? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/809 "2017-03-05T08:39:43Z")
Moonbase… supervillain lair or not. Art museum or planetarium? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/810 "2017-03-05T14:59:43Z")
Sight and sound. Would you rather know the exact moment (date and time and all) you’re going to die…or…exactly how you’re going to die? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/811 "2017-03-06T04:52:31Z")
Ooo, that’s a toughie. I guess the exact moment. Then I could live wild ‘n’ crazy until then. Visit Tokyo or Beijing? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/812 "2017-03-06T09:24:28Z")
I’ve always wanted to visit Tokyo. Beijing, not so much. Be reincarnated as a wild animal with a short life that ends violently, or come back as a safe and secure zoo animal? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/813 "2017-03-06T10:12:50Z")
Wild & free Would you rather be a Drug Smuggler or an Arms Smuggler ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/814 "2017-03-06T18:18:02Z")
I like to think Han Solo smuggled drugs every once in a while so I’ll go with that Experience a wardrobe malfunction on stage while performing at the Superbowl or be called out by the Sunday morning talking heads for making completely unsubstantiated allegations during a tweetstorm against a former head of state? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/815 "2017-03-07T11:19:06Z")
oh give me the malfunction ~~seen one tit seen em both would you rather be a kindergarten teacher or College Prof.? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/816 "2017-03-07T11:24:40Z")
College prof. I don’t have enough patience with little kids. Pediatrician or veterinarian? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/817 "2017-03-07T14:08:18Z")
Veterinarian. I don’t have enough patience with little kids. Sample a glass of Kanar or a cup of Raktajino? ---
**Author:** ![hi\_9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@hi\_9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hi_9)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/818 "2017-03-08T13:18:13Z")
raktajino would you rather sit on a tack accidentally everyday for a year or step on a lego everyday for a year ? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/819 "2017-03-08T14:53:26Z")
Puncture wounds can get nasty fast. Stepping on legos hurts, but I’ve survived it 100 times before, I’ll survive it 365 more. Just promise me we can get it over with first thing in the morning so I don’t have to wonder and dread it all day . . . Would you rather watch “The Lion King” every day for a year, or fall asleep every night to a repeating episode of Gilligan’s Island? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/820 "2017-03-08T14:58:25Z")
The Lion King has really cool songs. See the Lion King or Avenue Q every show (8 shows a week) for a year? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=42)