# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/841 "2017-03-15T12:44:19Z")
snowboarding _looks_ cooler Be fluent in [!Kung](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/!Kung_language)or Klingon? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/842 "2017-03-15T13:44:44Z")
Klingon. I’m a Trekker and it might come in handy now and then. Laurel or Hardy? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/843 "2017-03-15T23:27:01Z")
Laurel. Bozo or Clarabel? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/844 "2017-03-16T04:19:10Z")
I don’t like clowns generally, but I guess Bozo. Oscar Madison or Quincy? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/845 "2017-03-17T00:39:41Z")
Quincy! He solved crimes. Lou Grant in Mary Tyler Moore show or Lou Grant in Lou Grant? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/846 "2017-03-17T01:02:40Z")
Former. Was more funny, in his gruff way, played off of the other zany cast members as the Only Sane Man very well. Frasier or Niles Crane? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/847 "2017-03-17T05:01:56Z")
Niles. Totally. Lou Grant or Martin Crane? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/848 "2017-03-17T12:21:01Z")
Martin is more likely to offer some witticism chili with beans or without? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/849 "2017-03-18T00:29:12Z")
Ain’t chili w/o beans. You can call it what you will, of course… Automatic or manual transmission? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/850 "2017-03-18T02:45:30Z")
In general, manual. But with my health issues, automatic. Abbot or Costello? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2017, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/851 "2017-03-18T08:57:51Z")
Straight man Abbot Soft or firm mattress? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/852 "2017-03-23T13:06:40Z")
firm four hours of drunken sleep or a night sober with no sleep at all? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/853 "2017-03-23T13:29:05Z")
The first. A little rest is better than none at all. _Millennium Falcon_ or _Serenity_? ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/854 "2017-03-24T03:46:31Z")
Falcon ~give me those cannons and speed For a day you can choose to be ~~Batman or Superman ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/855 "2017-03-24T04:30:30Z")
I could accomplish so much more as Superman. And I wouldn’t even need an entire day. Be an eyewitness to the Lincoln or Kennedy assassination? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/856 "2017-03-24T13:00:18Z")
Kennedy. Because if I was witnessing Lincoln’s assassination it’d mean I was living in 1865 …with all the unpleasantness that might entail. free pizza for life or free tacos? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/857 "2017-03-24T19:09:13Z")
Mmmmm, pizza. Chicago-style, I hope. Soup or salad? (It’s lunchtime…) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/858 "2017-03-24T22:04:40Z")
Salad. Never been much of a soup fan, dislike burned lips and tongue… Angelus or Angel? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/859 "2017-03-25T03:56:42Z")
Angel. He’s doing his best. Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/860 "2017-03-25T05:04:06Z")
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