# Would you rather?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1023 "2017-09-21T15:14:49Z")

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Three family house, thank you. The less the merrier.

The show ‘Firefly’ would have run for 7 more seasons or ‘The Waltons’ would have run for 7 less seasons

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1024 "2017-09-22T03:39:01Z")

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Yes, please.

Oh, I have to pick one? _Firefly_, then.

Visit Moscow or Beijing?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1025 "2017-09-22T13:20:22Z")

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Monte Carlo.

Oh, I have to pick one of those two? Moscow, then (breathing, I suppose would be easier)

Listen to Car Talk or watch This Old House?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1026 "2017-09-22T15:24:58Z")

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Car Talk. It’s more “live” and the lines aren’t scripted.

Would you rather  
Have your body found in a pile of sex toys?  
or  
Have everyone you know see your browsing history?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1027 "2017-09-22T16:04:02Z")

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Definitely my browsing history, though it might put them to sleep.

Go without sleep or without bathing or showering for a month?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1028 "2017-09-22T17:23:11Z")

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Stink or go insane? I choose stink.

For the next 12 hours experience the greatest physical pain you’ve ever endured or the greatest emotional pain?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1029 "2017-09-23T03:56:14Z")

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Emotional, but yikes, what a choice…

Visit NYC or LA?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1030 "2017-09-25T12:06:54Z")

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LA feels a bit more ‘foreign’ than NYC to someone from the heartlands, in terms of both its’ climate and culture, so for that reason I’ll go with LA.

Be 4’1" or 7’9"?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1031 "2017-09-25T14:08:27Z")

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A 7’9" person could eat a lot more than a 4’1" person and stay ultra-thin.

Be really beautiful but have only one non-dominant hand, or have two good hands but be ugly.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1032 "2017-09-27T18:51:13Z")

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I’m not sure I understand the question. I currently have only one non-dominant hand. (My second hand is dominant.) I think you might be asking if I would give my right hand to be beautiful, and the answer is no. i will keep both hands and stay ugly.

My friend’s office has been discussing this hypothetical: you have a 45-minute subway/train commute to work. Would you rather stand in a crammed crowd the whole way, or sit comfortably the whole way next to a person who reeks of eau de homeless?

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1033 "2017-10-30T16:16:29Z")

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Stand, because the bad odor might get onto my person and then I might have that odor when I get into the office.

Do an activity that involves

a) A 15% chance of death (but no chance of injury, and 85% chance you will be totally unscathed/unharmed),

or

b) A 25% chance of serious injury (but no chance of death, and 75% chance you will be totally unscathed/unharmed),

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1034 "2017-11-14T05:45:06Z")

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b) I think I’d rather live with a disability.

Would you rather make a living violating the privacy of famous individuals  
Or  
Would you rather lie to honest people to get them to vote for your friend?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1035 "2017-11-14T14:50:19Z")

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Violating the privacy of the famous. If you don’t want your privacy violated, why be famous?

Have a circle of friends you adore but live alone, or have a wonderful partner but no friends.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1036 "2017-11-14T15:03:16Z")

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Circle of friends. Can’t see limiting all of my social interactions to a single person no matter how wonderful they may be.

Have the ability to control the weather within a 100 meter radius or unlimited free and instant access to any common office supply item you care to name?

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1037 "2017-11-22T02:52:49Z")

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Oooh, definitely the weather. Does the 100 meter radius follow me as I move along?

I don’t use many office supplies and I don’t have any difficulty accessing those I do need.  
Have the ability to control the traffic within a 100 meter radius or unlimited free and instant access to any food item you care to name?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1038 "2017-11-22T13:40:09Z")

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I consider traffic one of the biggest irritants in life, so I’ll take the 100 meters free of other vehicles thank you.

Spend a weekend with the folk singer of your choice or classical composer?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1039 "2017-11-22T14:35:11Z")

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Folk singer named Dylan. I’m a sucker for a Nobel Prize winner.

Go to NYC to see the Macy’s Day Parade of spend New Year’s Eve in Times Square?

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**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1040 "2017-11-25T08:35:24Z")

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Time Square would love to feel the energy of the count down  
Traveling across the sea do you take a plane or a ship?

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1041 "2017-11-27T15:49:21Z")

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If I’m rich, by ship. If I’m not, by plane.  
Badly need to pee, but be in the spotlight and have nowhere to pee, or be very thirsty, but have no water to drink?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1042 "2017-11-27T16:38:42Z")

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Badly needing to pee can become painful and might cause an embarrassing accident; I can deal with thirst for awhile.

Chocolate malt or strawberry shortcake?

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