# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1143 "2018-03-28T00:23:15Z")
Normally, I’d say Tokyo, but Moscow in June is the soccer football World Cup. However, I’m still going to say Tokyo. Would you rather walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, or have someone else walk a mile in your shoes? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1144 "2018-03-28T14:29:29Z")
Metaphorically speaking, the first. Physically, the second. WYR ski cross-country or downhill? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1145 "2018-03-29T13:13:19Z")
Cross country, definitely. I am so scared of falling. Live in constant springtime or constant autumn? ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1146 "2018-03-29T14:02:47Z")
Constant springtime, because of more sun in the sky and less leaves to get rid of. See science create cloned dinosaurs or see humans land on Mars. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1147 "2018-03-29T14:50:33Z")
> [@Marine\_One](#): > > See science create cloned dinosaurs or see humans land on Mars. Definitely cloned dinosaurs. That would be a fundamental advance that could be applied to other species, and a trip to Mars is just a matter of will and funding. Appear on a reality TV show, or a sitcom? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1148 "2018-03-30T05:43:15Z")
A sitcom, I can’t really act but maybe I could be a background character. If you had to have a broken bone, would you rather it be your ankle or your dominant hand? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1149 "2018-03-30T23:43:32Z")
Ankle. I can hobble around if necessary, but I don’t know what I’d do without my right hand! If you wake up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night would you rather find a rat swimming in the toilet bowl or a snake swimming around in there? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1150 "2018-03-31T02:59:58Z")
Yikes, neither! But if it had to be one… I guess the snake. Wouldn’t carry fleas or lice, and less likely to be able to hide if it could get out of the toiler bowl. WYR meet Jesus, Buddha or Muhammad? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1151 "2018-03-31T06:41:49Z")
Ooh, good on. I’ll meet Jesus. A lot of mystery about the guy. Would you rather create an amazing recipe for your family or discover an amazing restaurant for your friends? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1152 "2018-03-31T17:07:25Z")
I’m no cook, so I’ll go with the restaurant. WYR have chocolate bunnies or jelly beans this weekend? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1153 "2018-03-31T17:18:16Z")
Hmmmmmm…chocolate. Have kosher for Passover chocolate or kosher for Passover jelly beans this weekend? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1154 "2018-04-01T15:37:08Z")
LOL, kosher-for-Passover jelly beans are too funny to pass up. I would photograph them and put that photo in my scrapbook! Would you rather eat enchiladas made with flour tortillas or lasagna made with cottage cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1155 "2018-04-01T20:20:36Z")
Either would be fine, but at the moment, I’ll go with… tortillas. WYR listen to an ABBA song or a David Bowie song? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1156 "2018-04-12T21:45:15Z")
I like ABBA. Would you rather kiss a tarantula or lick a cat? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1157 "2018-05-09T01:19:42Z")
Lick a cat. Unless these are euphemisms, in which case… I’ll still go with licking a cat. Would you rather spank a monkey or choke a chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1158 "2018-05-09T04:03:14Z")
Jeez, dude could buy me dinner first? But, spank the monkey, I guess. I wouldn’t want to kill a chicken. Would you rather swim with dolphins or feed sharks? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1159 "2018-05-09T11:51:55Z")
I’ll go with feeding sharks if the food can be the bait I put on a 12/0 hook at the beach. Would you rather have to go to a wedding or do yard work? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1160 "2018-05-09T12:53:40Z")
Yard work. I can end that activity sooner at my own initiative. WYR swallow one live goldfish or six raw eggs? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1161 "2018-05-09T13:19:38Z")
I’m a vegetarian who hates fish, but I have swallowed raw eggs and could easily do that six times. Puek your guts out or have massive diarrhea? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1162 "2018-05-09T20:50:01Z")
I guess the diarrhea. It will eventually end whereas dry heaves may continue. Plus, underwear can catch an accident. Would you rather attend a two hour poetry reading or four hours of congress in session? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=59)