# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1284 "2019-09-26T08:28:55Z")
Edit. WYR run or walk? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1285 "2019-09-26T09:22:01Z")
Walk. I can’t do either very much these days. Running is out. Have x-ray vision or fly? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1286 "2019-09-26T11:05:50Z")
If I can turn it on and off at will, X-ray vision. Listen to one song for the rest of your life, or visit just one website for the rest of your life? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1287 "2019-09-26T13:35:35Z")
Website of course. And you don’t have to ask which one. Eat the same menu every day or drink only water every day? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1288 "2019-09-26T14:17:05Z")
Drink water. At least the taste is not inherently objectionable. have a clipboard permanently attached to your left hand or a propeller beanie permanently on your head? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1289 "2019-09-26T14:35:09Z")
The clipboard, I guess. At least it could be useful. Be able to turn invisible at will, or have the power of mind control? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1290 "2019-09-26T15:50:58Z")
Mind control. Believe it or not, one of my super powers is being as unnoticeable as a person can be. My brother dubbed it my “fucking invisible bit.” But making people doing stupid things would be good for a laugh. Never being able to eat again or continuous farting. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1291 "2019-09-26T19:10:58Z")
Continuous farting, not much of a change here. No heat, or no AC? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1292 "2019-09-26T19:17:18Z")
No AC. We live in a place where it’s rarely needed anyway. Would you rather go white water rafting or on a big ship cruise? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1293 "2019-09-26T19:44:33Z")
Cruise!!! Please. WYR have no sugar ir no salt? ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1294 "2019-09-26T19:46:02Z")
No sugar, I’m already on the verge of prediabetes as is. Would you rather rewind back 10 years in your life or 20? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1295 "2019-09-26T20:35:09Z")
1. Wait, can I do both, for 30? WYR give up caffeine forever or give up alcohol forever? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1296 "2019-09-26T21:04:20Z")
Alcohol. Give up cola, coffee and tea? No way. Dead skunk in the road, or dead cat on your front porch? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1297 "2019-09-27T00:14:21Z")
Dead skunk. A) I’m partial to cats; B) I don’t really mind the skunk-stank that much. Reminds me of college. I’d take a dead skunk under the porch over a dead cat anywhere. Corn on the cob or corn niblets? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1298 "2019-09-27T03:04:10Z")
Corn on the cob. More fun to eat. Clean out the litter box or clean up cat vomit (which is _ **ALWAYS** _ on the carpeting)? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1299 "2019-09-27T04:11:03Z")
Litter box. Rarely any surprises. WYR wash all the dishes for a month (no dishwasher allowed) or clean the oven? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1300 "2019-09-27T16:11:23Z")
Clean the oven? You mean once? That. It’d take a lot less time. WYR read _Moby-Dick_ or _War and Peace_? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1301 "2019-09-27T20:22:14Z")
There’s supposedly a lot of meaning and allegory in Moby Dick, so probably that. Classic psychedelia, or modern? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1302 "2019-09-27T21:56:59Z")
Gotta stay true to my age-cohort and go “classic.” Kids these days … \ WYR know how and when you’ll die, or not? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1303 "2019-09-28T00:40:05Z")
Knowledge is power. I’m pretty sure I know how I’d die. I’d like to know when. WYR be behind someone in line who smells of B.O. or too much perfume? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=66)