# Would you rather? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444 "2016-05-23T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1344 "2019-10-12T23:48:27Z")
I’ll take the puppy, because diapers. WYR cook dinner for 12 people or clean up afterward? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1345 "2019-10-13T00:12:13Z")
Cooking is easy, cleanup’s a bitch. WYR run out of something you like, or have too much of something you hate? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1346 "2019-10-13T23:40:53Z")
Too much of something I hate: someone here is bound to like it. Would You Rather go out to a Halloween costume party or stay home and great Trick-or-Treaters? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1347 "2019-10-14T08:13:03Z")
I’ll be at the party, dressed as A Guy Avoiding Trick-or-Treaters. Would You Rather … stay home greeting Trick-or-Treaters, or be the adult guiding a passel of Trick-or-Treaters through the neighborhood? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1348 "2019-10-14T13:10:15Z")
Stay at home. Let them come to me. WYR design the next national flag for Portugal (in exchange for nothing but the honor) or be chosen as a contestant from the studio audience at a recording of the tv game show, ‘Let’s Make a Deal’ where you win $800? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1349 "2019-10-17T03:33:05Z")
I’ll take the embarrassing game show and the cash. No point in having all of Portugal angry at me. WYR have a marshmallow now, or two more marshmallows when I come back in 20 minutes? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1350 "2019-10-17T03:41:51Z")
Oh, THAT one. Since I’m older than a 4yo, I’ll wait 20 mins for 2. WYR lose a pet permanently, or have it return many years later, old and diseased and not remembering you? ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1351 "2019-10-17T03:45:56Z")
Lose a pet permanently. WYR sit through a 3 hour Aaron Carter concert, or a 3 hour Corey Feldman concert? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1352 "2019-10-17T03:53:05Z")
Corey, at least he’s entertaining in his awfulness. WYR have JWs leave their pamphlets at your door, or deal with a Chick Tract loony? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1353 "2019-10-17T04:47:24Z")
The JWs are just leaving pamphlets while I’m not there? Sold. WYR have a friend take you to a restaurant you’ve never been to that’s one of their faves, or turn it around and introduce them to a fave eatery of yours? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1354 "2019-10-17T14:04:45Z")
I like turning folks on to new things - they can go to my favorite eatery. WYR be right about everything all the time and have no friends or be wrong most of the time about everything and have lots of friends? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1355 "2019-10-17T14:40:04Z")
Be right all the time, my social status would not change from what it is now. WYR be brutally honest, or have others be brutally honest to you? ---
**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444/1356 "2019-10-18T15:47:33Z")
I could probably benefit from hearing some brutal honesty. WYR hear three compliments for every piece of constructive criticism, or the other way around? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/755444.md?page=67)