# Would you rather..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 31, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687 "2001-10-31T10:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/1 "2001-10-31T10:06:34Z")
Ok, here goes…a good game for those with creativity… Called “Would you rather?” Has been played round many a bar in my younger days. Goes like this… Person 1 (me!): Would you rather… Go without food for 3 days OR Eat a fistful of roaches Person 2 Answers that question and poses their own question. Wanna play? For the record, I’d eat the roaches! CAn’t go without eating for that long! ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/2 "2001-10-31T10:32:05Z")
Having gone without food for more than 3 days and having found it something of a breeze I’m afraid im gonna go roachless. Would you rather : Agree to never to use a computer again ? or cut off your own pinky ? (threats from exes do not countas motivational factors) ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/3 "2001-10-31T10:35:05Z")
I’d cut off my pinky. I never use it anyway. Would you rather… Have mind blowing meaningless sex the rest of your life with some really hot chick or Be in love with a female forever and only have sex to procreate? ---
**Author:** ![sirjamesp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sirjamesp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirjamesp)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/4 "2001-10-31T11:13:47Z")
MEANINGLESS HOT SEX! MEANINGLESS HOT SEX! Okay… would you rather: Eat a pound of lard Or Drink a pint of oil. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/5 "2001-10-31T11:15:12Z")
drink a pint of oil. would you rather… get a tail or get devil horns? ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/6 "2001-10-31T11:16:28Z")
i mean, real tails/horns, grafted onto your rear or your head (as the case may be), made of real tissue and real cells (muscle, bone, etc.) ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/7 "2001-10-31T12:04:57Z")
Give me the tail…! Would you rather: Suddenly be deaf for the rest of your life OR Suddenly be blind for the rest of your life? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/8 "2001-10-31T12:54:00Z")
Deaf. Would you rather: Read _Atlas Shrugged_? or Read _Mein Kampf_? ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/9 "2001-10-31T13:31:25Z")
Read Mein Kampf… Would you rather be in love? Or in lust? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/10 "2001-11-01T04:38:56Z")
I’d rather be in love. Would you rather… be locked in a room of scorpions OR perform customer service work (face-to-face or over the phone) for a week ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/11 "2001-11-01T04:44:29Z")
scorpions Would you rather: watch full color Slug Signorino animated cartoons for the rest of your life or read Marilyn VosSavant? ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/12 "2001-11-01T04:48:50Z")
Rather read Marilyn vosSavant. Would you rather go swimming with pirhanas OR go swimming with in boiling water? ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/13 "2001-11-01T05:15:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \* > \*\*Rather read Marilyn vosSavant. \*\* Ack! Blasphemer! Oh, BTW, I would rather go swimming with the fishies. Would you rather wear a monkey suit with a pink tu-tu in public OR Would you rather sing karaoke to Engelbert Humperdink songs? In public? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/14 "2001-11-01T05:18:45Z")
Monkey suit. Would you rather die painfully and slowly OR Watch one of your best friends die quickly? ---
**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/15 "2001-11-01T05:28:57Z")
Friend dying quickly. Castration? or Lobotomy. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/16 "2001-11-01T05:31:29Z")
Well, I guess I’ll opt for castration… [grin] Be a telemarketer or Pluck yer grandma’s chin hairs? ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/17 "2001-11-01T05:40:44Z")
Pluck grandma’s chin hairs - sometimes I pluck my boyfriend’s for fun. I love plucking! Drink a litre of feet sweat or Drink a litre of vomit? ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/18 "2001-11-01T05:58:50Z")
blech… pass ---
**Author:** ![aztec](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@aztec](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aztec)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/19 "2001-11-01T06:29:55Z")
the vomit… Bone Jack Nicholson or Bone Meg Ryan? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687/20 "2001-11-01T08:11:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aztec \* > \*\*the vomit… > > Bone Jack Nicholson > > or > > Bone Meg Ryan? \*\* Meg Ryan Date Marilyn Monroe once or Strangle Adolf Hitler twice? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-rather/90687.md?page=2)