# Would you respect a guy who eats a dozen banans per day? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 19, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071 "2010-03-19T22:24:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/1 "2010-03-19T22:24:26Z")
This is my goal. I want to know if it will make me contemptable OR if it will make me more popular, socially. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/2 "2010-03-19T22:27:37Z")
I’d respect his stamina for sure. By “banans,” you _do_ mean dicks, right? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/3 "2010-03-19T22:29:29Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’d respect his stamina for sure. > > By “banans,” you _do_ mean dicks, right? I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/4 "2010-03-19T22:32:00Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’d respect his stamina for sure. > > By “banans,” you _do_ mean dicks, right? wtf else would I mean? Of course I mean hard cocks. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/5 "2010-03-19T22:33:59Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > wtf else would I mean? Of course I mean hard cocks. Well then you would _definitely_ be popular socially. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/6 "2010-03-19T22:35:57Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Well then you would _definitely_ be popular socially. you think I should stop at a dozen? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/7 "2010-03-19T22:37:09Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > you think I should stop at a dozen? The girls from OK Cupid don’t, why should you? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/8 "2010-03-19T22:38:11Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > The girls from OK Cupid don’t, why should you? :rolleyes: Man, you guys are on FIRE with the on-point advice today. Should I spread the cocks throughout the day, or cluster them together at certain times or what? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/9 "2010-03-19T22:40:33Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > you think I should stop at a dozen? You don’t want to get lockjaw, do you? ---
**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/10 "2010-03-19T22:41:32Z")
A couple of years ago I planned an experiment where I would eat one of those toys that you put in water and it expands. I wanted to see if my stomach acid would just eat it, or if it would still expand. I even consulted a doctor about it. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/11 "2010-03-19T22:41:56Z")
> [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](#): > > > [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > > The girls from OK Cupid don’t, why should you? :rolleyes: > > Man, you guys are on FIRE with the on-point advice today. It’s what we do best. > [@](#): > > Should I spread the cocks throughout the day, or cluster them together at certain times or what? Hm, until you know what you’re most comfortable with, you should probably set up two days. One where they’re spread out and one where you just run a train. That way you’ve got some experience. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/12 "2010-03-19T22:42:58Z")
> [@EmAnJ](#): > > A couple of years ago I planned an experiment where I would eat one of those toys that you put in water and it expands. I wanted to see if my stomach acid would just eat it, or if it would still expand. I even consulted a doctor about it. Well, if banana means dick, I’m assuming you mean inflatable dildo. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/13 "2010-03-19T22:44:23Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > The girls from OK Cupid don’t, why should you? :rolleyes: I don’t find those girls on OKCupid- I need to adjust my settings… ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/14 "2010-03-19T22:46:25Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > I don’t find those girls on OKCupid- I need to adjust my settings… You need to hustle to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=556463) thread as quickly as possible. ---
**Author:** ![Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Champion\_the\_Drinker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Champion_the_Drinker)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/15 "2010-03-19T22:46:27Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > It’s what we do best. > > Hm, until you know what you’re most comfortable with, you should probably set up two days. One where they’re spread out and one where you just run a train. That way you’ve got some experience. These are all good thoughts thank you. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-respect-a-guy-who-eats-a-dozen-banans-per-day/533071/16 "2010-03-19T22:55:37Z")
Wow. You really ARE busy this weekend…