# Would you sell yourself... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866 "2000-07-07T16:08:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/21 "2000-07-07T21:42:42Z")
I only have 9.7 million, somebody hold the donkey while I go get some more money… Oh you mean **I** would get the money? Absolutely, what do I start sucking? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/22 "2000-07-07T22:05:16Z")
For the OP: HELL YES. Random asides: Phil: how much you wanna pay me to make sure Peta never sees this? _evil grin_ And DB - did we finally just find the amount of money it’d take for you to make out with me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/23 "2000-07-08T00:51:34Z")
Is it taxable? If so, how would it appear on the form? ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/24 "2000-07-08T01:17:52Z")
For that kind of money, I’d have sex with any one or any thing, any gender, dead or alive. Without hesitation. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/25 "2000-07-08T01:19:10Z")
HEHEHEH, now that we have determined what type of people most of you are, would you do it for $10? I am just trying to negotiate price, now. 🙂 ME, I think I would go as low as $50,000 for another person. Significantly higher for an animal depending on what had to be done (Not sure what it would be for but it would be wlel over a million dollars for just intercourse, if it included something like a rimjob or anything else like that I would have to say no). Bisexual bestialists have no problem with this I would think. 😉 And we all know handy would do it. He’d do anybody. 😛 hehehe j/k but assuming from the taxable/nontaxable question his response would be yes. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/26 "2000-07-08T01:38:46Z")
I would think, myself, that the most painful animal with which to have relations wouldn’t be a goat but a porcupine . . . just imagine felching alone . . . better yet, don’t. And I think, in response to cher3, that Fusaichi Pegasus has that kind of money, as do Lassie and Buck the Dog from Married with Children. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/27 "2000-07-08T01:38:57Z")
If I had the permission of “She Who Must Be Obeyed”, otherwise known as my girlfriend, I’d do it for a cool thousand. I don’t give a damn. It’s sex. So what? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/28 "2000-07-08T01:39:48Z")
…did you know Churchill once did this trick at a dinner party? Offfered like a million pounds for this obnoxious woman to sleep with him, and when she accepted, asked if she’d do it for 5. When she asked “What do you think I am?” He replied, “Madam, we have already established what you are. Now we are just dickering over price.” ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/29 "2000-07-08T01:52:49Z")
We’re all whores, it’s just a matter of deciding on price. For enough money, you can get most anyone to do most anything. There are of course, exceptions to this rule, but I’ll leave it to one of our “Captains Obvious” to point this out. Uh-huh. ~Santi ---
**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/30 "2000-07-08T01:55:57Z")
How can you not respond to a thread like this?? No, I would not. Money really is not that important to me. (I am serious!!) For me to have sex with someone or something I have to be genuinely attracted to them. I might do something outside of normal parameters, but it would NOT be for money. It would be for pleasure. Sex is such a beautiful and exciting thing. Why would you want to corrupt it my doing something you hate. It could wreck sex for you for a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/31 "2000-07-08T02:07:11Z")
I wouldn’t do it for $10, but I’d do it for $1000. Anyone, anything. And it would help if I could look at the money while I did it. ---
**Author:** ![Demigod\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@Demigod\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demigod_5)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/32 "2000-07-08T02:19:01Z")
For $50,000 and the event to never be known by anyone else, I’d just blindfold myself and ask for an orifice to be put in front of me. If you want to hear some people scream “Oh God! I could NEVER do THAT!!”, just ask how much it would cost to nail mother dearest or father…personally, I don’t think there’s an amount of money that would make up for my emotional trauma. Maybe that’s how Bill Gates really made his money… ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/33 "2000-07-08T03:39:28Z")
Count me in with Dennison and Cynical. For 10 mil I’ll make it look FUN!!! No excuses, no explanations. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/34 "2000-07-08T03:53:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. > > For ten million bucks I’d do it at halftime, during the super bowl, on national TV. I’d do it GOOD, too. Put forth some effort! > > If my friends had a problem with it, to hell with them. I could buy NEW friends, like that little cutie on survivor, the one with the pert little boobies. And then, we would move to an island paradise, and never work again, having sex constantly to burn the bad images out of my head. > > I won’t even BEGIN to say what I’d do for $20 million. \*\* You said that so well, it was worth repeating. My sentiments exactly. ---
**Author:** ![Xgemina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/b5e925/32.png) [@Xgemina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xgemina)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/35 "2000-07-08T03:59:50Z")
For 10 mil? All I can say is that I’d even be willing to take lessons before hand. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/36 "2000-07-08T04:01:22Z")
Holy shit, for $10 million, hell yes! **and** I’ll supply my own scuba fins and lime jello. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/37 "2000-07-08T04:12:25Z")
I think I have to say No. Its not like I dont need or want the 10 mil. I just would like to think I have more morals than that. Not that you all dont have morals, its just that yours are different that mine. But for 10 mil, I would fist a cow on national television. and thats about it. ---
**Author:** ![Drew\_Blade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/958977/32.png) [@Drew\_Blade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drew_Blade)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/38 "2000-07-08T04:12:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Would you prostitute yourself or have sex with a gender you do not prefer for 10 million dollars? What about animals. Just where are you going to find 10 million animals to give me? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/39 "2000-07-09T03:14:25Z")
Do I get a bonus if the animal is not of the gender I prefer? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866/40 "2000-07-09T03:22:55Z")
$10 million dollars? I’ll do anything that leaves me alive to spend the money. Gay donkey sex is a definite yes. (not that I’m weird in any way, just greedy as hell :D) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-sell-yourself/24866.md?page=3)