# Would You Take First Trip to Mars ? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 25, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860 "2009-01-25T01:42:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860/61 "2009-01-27T00:36:17Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > This is why I have spent the last decade carefully assembling nearly a terabyte of pornographic material. I collect it faster than I can consume it, because there will come a time when the rate of collection will drop precipitously due to other obligations. At that time, it will be like having my own private little internet, and I will discover things I downloaded but haven’t looked at in years, maybe ever. I will be getting daily deliveries from the porn fairy. > > As long as I can take my collection on the trip to Mars, I’m there. Toothbrush, computer, and a box of Kleenex. I’m set…[/size] Don’t forget the lube. Spit doesn’t really cut it in the long run. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860/62 "2009-01-27T01:35:18Z")
Real men use Brawny paper towels. by the roll. Box of kleenex? snicker 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860/63 "2009-01-27T02:13:12Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Real men use Brawny paper towels. by the roll. Box of kleenex? snicker 🙂 No, they use disposable cloths brought aboard to clean lenses, like Wally Schirra. ---
**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860/64 "2009-01-27T02:41:36Z")
_ **Real** _ men use women. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860/65 "2009-01-27T13:09:07Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > A: Well, I finished my BA, got a Masters, There is this thing called Distance Learning, you know. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860/66 "2009-01-27T14:41:36Z")
> [@Todderbob](#): > > _ **Real** _ men use women. :eek: Nobody likes a bragart. Particularly male nerds. Do. Not. Anger. The. Male. Nerds. Thats lead to guns, rockets, bombs, atomic bombs and the internet in the past. tread lightly here. Nuf said. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860/67 "2009-01-27T16:21:09Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > There is this thing called Distance Learning, you know. Sorry, there should have been a smiley - 😃 - at the end of that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-take-first-trip-to-mars/482860.md?page=3)