Would You Take First Trip to Mars ?

[Boyo_Jim]

@Cervaise

This is why I have spent the last decade carefully assembling nearly a terabyte of pornographic material. I collect it faster than I can consume it, because there will come a time when the rate of collection will drop precipitously due to other obligations. At that time, it will be like having my own private little internet, and I will discover things I downloaded but haven’t looked at in years, maybe ever. I will be getting daily deliveries from the porn fairy.

As long as I can take my collection on the trip to Mars, I’m there. Toothbrush, computer, and a box of Kleenex. I’m set…[/size]

Don’t forget the lube. Spit doesn’t really cut it in the long run.

[billfish678]

Real men use Brawny paper towels. by the roll. Box of kleenex? snicker

[carnivorousplant]

@billfish678

Real men use Brawny paper towels. by the roll. Box of kleenex? snicker

No, they use disposable cloths brought aboard to clean lenses, like Wally Schirra.

[Todderbob]

Real men use women. :eek:

[Quartz]

@guizot

A: Well, I finished my BA, got a Masters,

There is this thing called Distance Learning, you know.

[billfish678]

@Todderbob

Real men use women. :eek:

Nobody likes a bragart. Particularly male nerds. Do. Not. Anger. The. Male. Nerds.

Thats lead to guns, rockets, bombs, atomic bombs and the internet in the past.

tread lightly here.

Nuf said.

[Quartz]

@Quartz

There is this thing called Distance Learning, you know.

Sorry, there should have been a smiley - - at the end of that.