# Would you vote for a crocodile-headed man? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619 "2006-01-19T05:12:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/21 "2006-01-19T16:07:30Z")
If he got elected, Steve Irwin would have to go into hiding. CRIKEY! ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/22 "2006-01-19T16:27:42Z")
Saltwater or freshwater? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/23 "2006-01-19T16:31:58Z")
Bah. The whole idea is a croc. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Bewildebeest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Bewildebeest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bewildebeest)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/24 "2006-01-19T20:11:04Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Does he have any skeletons in his closet? Say, of gazelles or small wildebeests? :eek: Reason enough right there not to vote for him. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/25 "2006-01-19T20:14:27Z")
But wouldn’t you have to impeach him when it was revealed he was really an _alligator_-headed man? ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/26 "2006-01-19T20:20:11Z")
No way - I’m a _Gators_ fan! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/27 "2006-01-19T20:55:14Z")
If the cops arrested him, does he get a free phone call? No? C’mon, give a Croc a Dial! Heehee! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/28 "2006-01-19T21:09:00Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > I would worry he would consume my pet Zebra “Uh oh. Dey find out our seecrit plan.” “Me told you not to run on pro-zeeba-eating platform.” ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/29 "2006-01-19T23:35:56Z")
[sarcasm]Well, as long as it wasn’t a crocodile-headed woman, because you know how they are all emotional and start crying for no reason and stuff.[/sarcasm] ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/30 "2006-01-19T23:42:30Z")
I can see him now: hitting the talk show circuit, showing up on 106 and Park playing “It’s Not Easy Being Green” on saxphone… ---
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/31 "2006-01-20T00:16:15Z")
Now that the option’s been raised, I’m going to have a hard time voting for any non-crocodile-headed men. Damn that would be awesome. (here’s where the links to pics of Stephen Harper, Paul Martin, and Jack Layton with croc heads would go, if my photo-shop-fu wasn’t so weak. Just picture it in your head, it’s funny. Remember the mustache!). ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/32 "2006-01-20T00:29:22Z")
Would he be wearing _Lacoste_ shirts? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619/33 "2006-01-20T00:50:58Z")
My, wouldn’t it be a _faux-paus_ to show up at the inaugural ball with an alligator handbag? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-vote-for-a-crocodile-headed-man/340619.md?page=1)