# Would you watch 24 without Jack Bauer?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 24, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349 "2006-01-24T03:23:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/1 "2006-01-24T03:23:57Z")

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Blasphemy, I know, but it is a possibility.

I am torn. To me, Jack Bauer IS 24.

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**Author:** ![catnoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@catnoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catnoe)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/2 "2006-01-24T03:32:32Z")

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They’d almost have to rework the show for anyone else to take the lead role!

You’re right, Jack Bauer is 24.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/3 "2006-01-24T03:42:11Z")

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I might stick around for a few seasons if they replaced him with someone decent. Just so long as they don’t shoe-horn in something totally outlandish. Black Bauer might be fun to see torturing and killing indiscrimnantly.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/4 "2006-01-24T03:42:23Z")

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Of course… because it’d be the Adventures of Curtis. Curtis is the man!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/5 "2006-01-24T03:49:01Z")

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I’d give it a shot with Curtis - especially if Chloe became the new Torture Person - but we have such a history with Jack that it’d be really tough.

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/6 "2006-01-24T03:50:45Z")

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No. Keifer Sutherland and his character are the reason I watch the show.

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**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/7 "2006-01-24T03:52:25Z")

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I would definitely not watch it without him.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/8 "2006-01-24T03:58:13Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> - especially if Chloe became the new Torture Person -

Yeah, they’d just have to make the suspect socialize with her. They’d crumble inside of an hour.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/9 "2006-01-24T04:00:32Z")

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If they tried to make _24_ without Jack Bauer, Jack Bauer would totally kick their asses.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/10 "2006-01-24T04:11:53Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Yeah, they’d just have to make the suspect socialize with her. They’d crumble inside of an hour.

Exactly. Think of the money they’d save without having to buy those chemicals and headsets and electroshock thingies!  
The hell with Simon Cowell. Nobody on Fox can crush an ego like Chloe.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/11 "2006-01-24T04:22:47Z")

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I’d LOVE to see a Chloe O’Brian spinoff – I find Mary Lynn Rajskub’s character that entertaining. But 24 is all about Jack Bauer, the man who could beat Batman, Deathstroke, and even Chuck Norris without stopping to use the bathroom.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/12 "2006-01-24T04:56:30Z")

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Depending on Tony’s status, I could see a show where maybe he and Curtis go off to start their own repo company. Chloe could be their PR person, Buchanan would be the accountant, and Edgar would handle advertising. It’d be a hit!

[serious]  
There are a lot of sharp characters on the show, but they haven’t portrayed any other individual as having the courage, intelligence, skills and resources that Jack has. The whole point is that Jack is the most unique, unreplaceable man in the world, and trying to convince an audience that someone else had filled his shoes would fail horrendously. I probably wouldn’t bother.  
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Although it could get interesting if they suggested that Jack had secretly passed along all of his knowledge and training to Chase and Kim. Then Jack could allow himself to be killed, and just when the supervillains of the world think they can rest easy, a new generation of whoop-ass appears!

My daydreams are going to amuse me now…

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/13 "2006-01-24T04:58:22Z")

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_sigh_

I just realized I said “most unique” in my prior post. :smack: I hope Jack doesn’t have a grievance with poor use of English.

Then again, I could swear that at some point last season, he said “nucular.”

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/14 "2006-01-24T04:59:04Z")

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If Kiefer Sutherland leaves, they should turn the show into a sitcom. Y’know… about the hijinks of Edgar and his wacky neighbor, Chloe. Hi-tech hijinks will ensue!

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/15 "2006-01-24T05:05:28Z")

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> [@JThunder](#):
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> If Kiefer Sutherland leaves, they should turn the show into a sitcom. Y’know… about the hijinks of Edgar and his wacky neighbor, Chloe. Hi-tech hijinks will ensue!

Hijinks in which… MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/16 "2006-01-24T05:10:33Z")

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> [@Asimovian](#):
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> I just realized I said “most unique” in my prior post. :smack: I hope Jack doesn’t have a grievance with poor use of English.

Uh-oh…

> [@](#):
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> [JACK BAUER](http://www.fox.com/24/profiles/)
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> **EDUCATION** : …Bachelor of Arts, English Literature - University of California (Los Angeles)

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/17 "2006-01-24T06:10:48Z")

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24 without Bauer? I doubt it.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/18 "2006-01-24T06:35:44Z")

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Only Curtis would have a chance, but he still needs another year of field training. But I think the show will probably die with Jack(or retire with jack).

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/19 "2006-01-24T06:36:57Z")

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24 without Jack?

The show would then be called, “5 minutes” and that is about how long it would stay on the air.

Never fear, I believe Kiefer has signed a contract for this year, and two additional years (at least I think I read that last summer…).

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-watch-24-without-jack-bauer/341349/20 "2006-01-24T12:50:09Z")

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**Would you watch 24 without Jack Bauer?**  
Nope.

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