# Wouldn't it be funny... (terrorist fuckheads) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 12, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789 "2004-05-12T14:09:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/1 "2004-05-12T14:09:54Z")
Wouldn’t it be funny if, when these terrorist fuckheads went to meet their maker or whoever it is they believe they will get eternal reward from (or whatever), that entity turned them down saying: “Sorry, it could’a been anyone under that mask and I can’t just go giving out all those virgins to anyone.” D’oh! Cowardly terrorist shitheads. _“I do this for Allah! I want everyone to know about this. I want everyone to see me. God is great…but, uh, you can’t know who I am!”_ I’m not even religious anymore, but I swear to you, I’d take it up again if it meant those guys would burn in Hell- skewered, disemboweled and torn limb-from-limb for all eternity. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/2 "2004-05-12T14:13:27Z")
As always, the Onion was there first, but unfortunately they’ve started charging for archive access, so I can only give you this: > [@](#): > > Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell > JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of . . ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/3 "2004-05-12T14:26:54Z")
Wouldn’t it be funny if some of the unreleased photos of consensual sex between soldiers at Abu Ghraib turned out to show Gay encounters? We’d drum _those_ perverts out of the army toot-sweet! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/4 "2004-05-12T14:58:05Z")
Wouldn’t it be funny if, immediately prior to the execution, God released the soul of the victim (and gave the virgins to him if you like) and installed the sould of one of the terrorist fuckheads into the body to experience the execution himself? And then, once dead, he was forced to watch B.H. 90210 for an eternity. That’d be cool. It’d be even _funnier_ if some US Delta Force guys could Fed Ex the heads of the terrorist fuckheads’ parents, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins and gay lovers to them on a daily basis until they agreed to cut their _own_ heads off while eating pork chops on stage at the Hollywood Bowl. That’d be REALLY cool! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/5 "2004-05-12T15:01:40Z")
_…he was forced to watch B.H. 90210 for an eternity._ Hey, hey, hey! Let’s not go overboard here. We’re all civilized and shit. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/6 "2004-05-12T15:58:17Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Wouldn’t it be funny if, immediately prior to the execution, God released the soul of the victim (and gave the virgins to him if you like) and installed the sould of one of the terrorist fuckheads into the body to experience the execution himself? And then, once dead, he was forced to watch B.H. 90210 for an eternity. > > That’d be cool. > > It’d be even _funnier_ if some US Delta Force guys could Fed Ex the heads of the terrorist fuckheads’ parents, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins and gay lovers to them on a daily basis until they agreed to cut their _own_ heads off while eating pork chops on stage at the Hollywood Bowl. > > That’d be REALLY cool! Not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/7 "2004-05-12T16:05:56Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Not bad. Heheh, I can be a vicious little bastard sometimes. Sometimes wish I’d never left The Army. For the record, however, all I really want is for the killin’ to stop. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/8 "2004-05-12T17:54:59Z")
> [@](#): > > …all I really want is for the killin’ to stop. A’yup. ---
**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/9 "2004-05-12T18:15:01Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > Wouldn’t it be funny if some of the unreleased photos of consensual sex between soldiers at Abu Ghraib turned out to show Gay encounters? We’d drum _those_ perverts out of the army toot-sweet! Always speculating, overlooking real problems. What about those female MPs, whose presence caused so much real distress to poor Arab male inmates? Whose stupid policy was that? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/10 "2004-05-12T19:53:51Z")
> [@thinksnow](#): > > Hey, hey, hey! Let’s not go overboard here. We’re all civilized and shit. Could be worse. We could make them watch _Saved by the Bell_ instead. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/11 "2004-05-12T20:17:16Z")
.b{.Wskander]Always speculating, overlooking real problems. [/QUOTE] Did you even read the OP **Isky**? IT’S FANTASY! How about telling us about how funny it would be if the pentagon assembled all its pictures into a high-class internet pay-site, and used the proceeds, garnered from fucks like yourself, to fund titillating “improvements” to their torture chambers. ---
**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-funny-terrorist-fuckheads/244789/12 "2004-05-12T20:23:39Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > IT’S FANTASY! My bad. Carry on.