# Wouldn't it be sexier for one partner to act as a "succubus"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098 "2006-04-03T16:49:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/21 "2006-04-03T20:24:23Z")
> [@kimera](#): > > …They don’t want to have sex with men. Are you sure? All of the porn that I have ever encountered indicates that lesbians are all hot and just need a good dicking. What am I missing? ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/22 "2006-04-03T20:26:20Z")
> [@bup](#): > > OK, strike the second part. Oozing sperm doesn’t do it for me, but hey. I’d be worried about the viability going ‘across the transom,’ as it were. You don’t have to lay there stiffly and wait for it to ooze out. Erotic genital to genital frottage coax the DNA to its destination. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/23 "2006-04-03T20:36:57Z")
Wouldn’t just be easier to invent a strap-on turkey baster? Hmm…excuse me while I check with the patent office… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/24 "2006-04-03T20:42:07Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > There, better than any of your succubussusses. All your succubus are belong to us. This seems like a very, very, very impractical way to get a woman pregnant. I don’t think anyone’s going to understand my train of thought here - people rarely do - but does every remember egg-and-spoon relay races? They’re kinda fun, but I wouldn’t want to try to make my breakfast that way, and that’s what this reminds me of. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/25 "2006-04-03T20:52:53Z")
> [@Stonebow](#): > > Now, ask me how I know this. I dare you. Ok, how do you know this? Hell, I would have asked even if you hadn’t dared. (Ok, actually I wouldn’t have really thought about it, but if for some reason I had, I would ask.) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/26 "2006-04-03T21:02:15Z")
> [@](#): > > There, better than any of your succubussusses. “Gimme a succubus. And while you’re at it, give me another.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/27 "2006-04-03T21:06:35Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > You don’t have to lay there stiffly and wait for it to ooze out. Erotic genital to genital frottage coax the DNA to its destination. Yeah… You know, regular artificial insemination doesn’t have a 100% chance of success. I suspect that the chance of getting pregnant by engaging in tribidism after having unprotected sex with a man are going to be somewhat lower. Your hypothetical lesbian couple is going to have to try this quite a bit before they have any success. And generally speaking, most lesbians want to have as little sex with men as possible. I don’t really see how this would be any “sexier” for either of the women involved. In fact, you seem to have hit upon a way to make conception for a lesbian couple even less sexy than having a guy in lab coat mix the sperm and the egg together in a petri dish. That’s quite an achievement; you should be very proud. ---
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/28 "2006-04-03T21:14:32Z")
> [@Strinka](#): > > Ok, how do you know this? Zoobooks. ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/29 "2006-04-03T21:58:12Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > Wouldn’t just be easier to invent a strap-on turkey baster? > > Hmm…excuse me while I check with the patent office… If you’re feeling brave, google “squirting dildo” and you’ll see that they have invented strap on turkey basters. If my partner or I were trying to get pregnant, I think this would be my prefered method. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/30 "2006-04-03T22:25:11Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Are you sure? All of the porn that I have ever encountered indicates that lesbians are all hot and just need a good dicking. What am I missing? Plus, why couldn’t the man just have sex with both of them? Then they could be pregnant together! Everybody wins! ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/31 "2006-04-04T01:08:56Z")
> [@MissMossie](#): > > If you’re feeling brave, google “squirting dildo” and you’ll see that they have invented strap on turkey basters. Yes, but have they invented ones with _integral specimen temperature control_ and _myoelectric pumps_? Power supply, of course, will be an issue…but I’m sure a modern radioisotope thermoelectric generator system would eliminate the needs for cumbersome and hazardously tangleable power cords. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/32 "2006-04-04T01:30:38Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > but I’m sure a modern radioisotope thermoelectric generator system would eliminate the needs for cumbersome and hazardously tangleable power cords. _Nuclear powered dildos???_ band name! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/33 "2006-04-04T12:07:53Z")
> [@MissMossie](#): > > If you’re feeling brave, google “squirting dildo” and you’ll see that they have invented strap on turkey basters. If my partner or I were trying to get pregnant, I think this would be my prefered method. If nothing else, you could give the in-laws a Thanksgiving meal they’d not soon forget. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-be-sexier-for-one-partner-to-act-as-a-succubus/351098/34 "2006-04-04T15:26:50Z")
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