# Wouldn't it suck if.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216 "2002-05-28T18:12:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/1 "2002-05-28T18:12:23Z")
…we all died and it turned out Jack Chick was right? Wouldn’t that suck? ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/2 "2002-05-28T18:55:59Z")
Very much so. If that did turn out to be the case, I could console myself that the God that is damning me to hell has no compassion or sense of justice. Chick’s God has neither, ruling through fear and teaching his followers to hate those that do not follow him. ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/3 "2002-05-28T18:56:00Z")
Yes, it would. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/4 "2002-05-28T19:34:16Z")
I don’t think I would want to be in a heaven ruled by a Jack Chick-type of God. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/5 "2002-05-28T19:46:08Z")
Wouldn’t it sucked if you died and it turned out Jack Chick was God? ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/6 "2002-05-28T19:58:53Z")
Wouldn’t it suck if Jack Chick died and it turned out _I_ was right? Well… okay… it would suck for him. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/7 "2002-05-29T01:03:22Z")
Well, see-we’d all be in Hell, and like, we’re so smart, we’d outsmart Satan, and turn it into the Straight Dope Hell. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/8 "2002-05-29T20:18:21Z")
That would explain The BBQ Pit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wouldnt-it-suck-if/111216/9 "2002-05-29T23:02:55Z")
Heh, the thread under this (before I bumped it) is “My ass hurts…” Thus creating: “Wouldn’t it suck if… My ass hurts…” Heh.