# Wow a magic penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 7, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850 "2005-05-07T19:54:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/21 "2005-05-09T11:27:41Z")
Na, Cynical. Our minds are just too pure and innocent. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/22 "2005-05-09T11:36:05Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the wonderfully double phallic name of **Peter O’Toole**. Thank you, Groucho Marx. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/23 "2005-05-09T12:25:17Z")
I new a girl named Sandy Butt. She preferred Sandra. I also new a woman named Amanda Tester. As a girl, my mom had a dentist named Dr. Payne. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/24 "2005-05-09T12:38:10Z")
My first gynecologist was named Dr. Bush. I believe he’s still in practice in my hometown. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/25 "2005-05-09T12:47:44Z")
I went to high school with a Micheal Hunt. I only wish for that his sake I was kidding. Oddly he went by Micheal, not Mike. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/26 "2005-05-09T13:40:08Z")
[Best.Mike.Hunt.Thread.Ever](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=175371&highlight=mike+hunt+aiken) ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/27 "2005-05-09T13:54:18Z")
There’s a TV news reporter in Chicago named Dick Johnson. Always seemed redundant to me… ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/28 "2005-05-09T14:37:46Z")
Of course you all remember [Randy Johnson](http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/sports/images/mariners/marinermag-johnson.JPG) a.k.a. “The Big Unit” ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/29 "2005-05-09T16:47:21Z")
> [@andrewdt85](#): > > I never realized that the name Magic Johnson has comedic capabilities. Obviously someone who’s never heard of / listen to [The J Geils Band](http://www.mmguide.musicmatch.com/artist/artist.cgi?ARTISTID=1025975) ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/30 "2005-05-09T17:55:58Z")
Magic penis, my ass! HEY! OUCH! STOP IT! ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/31 "2005-05-09T18:07:08Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I new a girl named Sandy Butt. She preferred Sandra. I also new a woman named Amanda Tester. As a girl, my mom had a dentist named Dr. Payne. I was just now perusing the Northern Seattle phonebook for a dentist, and came across the name Dr. Hammer. Being easily rattled on matters of the tooth, I kept looking. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/32 "2005-05-10T12:46:53Z")
I crack up everytime the news mentions “Bush and Putin.” ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/33 "2005-05-20T01:10:55Z")
One of my clients has the last name Seeman. His wife’s first name is Gay. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/34 "2005-05-20T02:02:41Z")
“Magic Johnson’s johnson obviously wasn’t very magic.” Bill Maher A friend of mine has the name John Thomas, for his first and middle names. His parents have no idea what it means, but he thinks it’s hysterical. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/35 "2005-05-20T13:49:20Z")
:smack: :smack: :smack: Magic Johnson? **Master Wan-Ka**? Peter O’Toole? Looks like I’ve spent my whole life being whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/36 "2005-05-20T15:59:46Z")
It’s **Wang-Ka** , actually, but, yeah, you get it. When I was doing data entry inputting names of foreign students in a school database, I noticed that a large number of Thai people had the first name Pornrat. I instantly felt a deep and abiding kinship with these people, for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/37 "2005-05-20T16:16:11Z")
Years ago, there was a fellow in my home town named Richard Breth. Dad was in the army with Dick Long and Peter Short. Morning rollcall was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/38 "2005-05-21T02:28:23Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > Na, Cynical. Our minds are just too pure and innocent. 😉 (Cartman) These people are warping my fragile little mind! (Cartman) Oh, hell, I was in my late 20’s before I figured out what Styx’s “Light Up” was about: “All I need is just one hit to get me by/'Cause, Baby, when you’re near, I’m halfway high…” Yep, there’s a reason I was voted Most Naive in HS. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/39 "2005-05-21T02:30:27Z")
Oh, I was in Junior High with a girl whose last name was Head. And I thought I had it bad just being a red-headed Wendy during both the “Wendy’s Hot’n’Juicy” and “Where’s The Beef” eras. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850/40 "2005-05-21T04:50:14Z")
Magic Johnson! I’m laughing my ass off, here. I never got it either! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-a-magic-penis/302850.md?page=3)