# Wow and camoes from other tracts. Chick's new Tract. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 7, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666 "2003-05-07T14:40:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/1 "2003-05-07T14:40:34Z")
A new month a new tract. [Who’s missing](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5024/5024_01.asp) starts with the death of… well it almost appears to be Mr kofi Annan and just gets nastier. the nifty part is not only the return of Mummy Jesus but a cameo by all of the doofi that followed John Waters (sorry Bob’s) lessons. Once again we have an ugly nonbeliever who gets uglier as she rejects him. At least we have someone rejecting him… unfortunately they seem to live afterwards… strange. ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/2 "2003-05-07T15:37:32Z")
That’s a lot of pressure on Piado. I love how he goes to supposedly comfort the worried woman, and tells her This is just the beginning! Things are going to get _much, much WORSE_! Note to self: do not call Bob when concerned for the future. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/3 "2003-05-07T16:08:11Z")
If god sends people to hell, and there’s no escape from hell, and the rapture won’t happen until the last person is saved, does that mean no rapture because the people in hell aren’t saved? Silly god. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/4 "2003-05-07T16:08:48Z")
I think they did a thread on this already. IIRC it was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/5 "2003-05-07T16:09:08Z")
Jesus always looks like Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider? Didja ever notice that? > [@](#): > > I love how he goes to supposedly comfort the worried woman, and tells her This is just the beginning! Things are going to get much, much WORSE! She looked like she needed some serious medication, not John Waters and the Priest from The Exorcist. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/6 "2003-05-07T16:13:01Z")
Is that _ **BOB** _ at the scene if the assassination, wearing a hazard suit? Where does he find the time to provide first response AND personally proselytize all kilogross of the Elect? Hmmm. Or was he the one who sent the “gift?” I do believe he’s getting impatient and trying to rush the Lord’s hand. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/7 "2003-05-07T16:16:06Z")
Didn’t we already have a rant on this tract? Oh wait-that was in MPSIMS. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/8 "2003-05-07T16:21:59Z")
That’s why I didn’t find it on my search!! Usually I find the Chick rants here in the BBQ pit… sorry for the duplication Mia Culpa. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/9 "2003-05-07T17:25:16Z")
Wow, I thought Chick had been slipping lately but this has everything, bad exegesis. anti-Catholic bigotry (the Church is the “Whore of Babylon,” the Popes are “antichrists.”), a pot shot at Billy Graham, UN paranoia, moronic attacks on college professors, and a completely non-Biblical “rapture” fantasy. I’m surprised he forgot to slam homosexuals but i’m sure that was just an oversight on his part. I give the tract a nine. It could have been a ten with a little homophobia or a few dancing demons. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/10 "2003-05-07T17:52:47Z")
You forgot the total lack of a HAW HAW HAW that’s an automatic minus 1 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/11 "2003-05-07T17:58:48Z")
Is it just me or did the false prophet in the bible class look an awfully lot like Steven Spielberg? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/12 "2003-05-07T18:15:31Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m surprised he forgot to slam homosexuals but i’m sure that was just an oversight on his part. No way that Jack would make a blunder like that - it was in a caption. “It is no longer ‘politically correct’ to warn people that God hates sin - sodomy, divorce, Masonry, Islam, or the Whore of Babylon.” Methinks the Chickster has seen the $ucce$$ of the “Left Behind” series, and is weighing in on it. When oh when will he put out his own series of novels? FYI - I actually did a search on the Billy Graham quote. [Indigo Montoya voice] I do not think that quote means what you think it means.[/Indigo Montoya] Billy seems to be rejecting the notion of a **literal** lake of fire - he defines hell as separation from God. Of course, distinguishing literary images from reality has never been Jack’s strong suit. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/13 "2003-05-07T18:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > I’m surprised he forgot to slam homosexuals but i’m sure that was just an oversight on his part. I give the tract a nine. It could have been a ten with a little homophobia or a few dancing demons. Well, Panel 23 had a reference to “sodomy” as one of the sins God hates, along with divorce, Masrony, Islam and the Whore of Babylon. The smoking in Panel 32 cracked me right up, reminding me of the _Simpsons_ episode when everyone thinks the world will shortly end: Wiggum: 10 seconds till sundown. Patty: [takes a smoke, along with Selma] We did it, we beat cancer. Among the faithful in Panel 39 is a white-haired guy with the eyepatch, which made me think “Wow, even Emilio Largo will be saved!” Evidently James Bond was a bit too sinful to qualify. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/14 "2003-05-07T19:40:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \* > \*\*At least we have someone rejecting him… unfortunately they seem to live afterwards… strange. \*\* Isn’t that her on the right in the last panel? Haj ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/15 "2003-05-07T19:58:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > Methinks the Chickster has seen the $ucce$$ of the “Left Behind” series, and is weighing in on it. When oh when will he put out his own series of novels? Jack Chick _graphic novels???_ :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/16 "2003-05-07T20:08:05Z")
_"It’s the end of the world I know it! Know it! **KNOW IT!** _" And I feel fine!!! Hey Bob, wouldja sing “Bad Moon Rising” for me one more time? ---
**Author:** ![Iacob\_Matthew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Iacob\_Matthew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iacob_Matthew)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/17 "2003-05-07T20:38:38Z")
[InsideJokeGoneTooFar]What does he have against masonry? Doesn’t the fool know that the illuminati is the archrival of the Roman Catholic Church in their battle for global political domination?[/InsideJokeGoneTooFar] ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/18 "2003-05-07T20:50:45Z")
I don’t know why I read these things. I guess it’s because I can sometimes find them funny; like Dark Dungeons. This one just made me sick. I don’t understand the mentality of the people in the comic; I mean, that one guy Damien believes that his sister is going to go to Hell, and he’s all, “Oh, okay” about it? What does that have to say about evangelical Christianity as practiced by Chick? I also wonder why Damien is still dressing in black. Maybe he only pretended to convert in order to take out Bob’s organization from the inside… > [@](#): > > _Originally from The Simpsons_ > **Homer** : Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up? > > **Cult Guy** : What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there! > > **Homer** : Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/19 "2003-05-07T20:52:09Z")
I haven’t been keeping up with Chick. Who’s the psychotic blind Boy Scout with the ponytail shouting “Hallelujah” in the last panel? ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666/20 "2003-05-07T21:08:42Z")
Hopefully I’ll find one of these soon for my collection! (Working in a North Carolina hospital is second only to working in Chick’s own warehouse.) I can’t remember all the ones I have so far, but I know I’ve recently found The Scam, Party Girl, and Who Cares?. I’m holding out for Big Daddy, Dark Dungeons, or Soul Story. Dr. J [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-and-camoes-from-other-tracts-chicks-new-tract/173666.md?page=2)