# Wow!!! I AM Luke Skwalker!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054 "2001-10-17T20:22:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/1 "2001-10-17T20:22:56Z")
I’d rather be Han, but I’ll settle. [Who are you?](http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/) DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![evilhanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba8739/32.png) [@evilhanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhanz)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/2 "2001-10-17T20:38:38Z")
Apparently, I am Emperor Palpatine. Shouldn’t you be studying for your Dark Side entrance exams, Luke? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/3 "2001-10-17T20:40:05Z")
Yoda, I am. ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/4 "2001-10-17T21:01:41Z")
Hey, I’m Lando, who would have thought it. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/5 "2001-10-17T21:14:38Z")
[ahem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93114)😉 ---
**Author:** ![mancunian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mancunian/32/12244_2.png) [@mancunian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mancunian)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/6 "2001-10-17T21:26:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*[ahem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93114)😉 \*\* Hey, the test was wrong. You better take it again though **beagledave** , cos \*\* I AM LANDO \*\* HA HA! ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/7 "2001-10-17T21:27:41Z")
Another Emperor Palpatine here… ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/8 "2001-10-17T21:29:18Z")
I’m Lando, too? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/9 "2001-10-17T21:34:22Z")
“Growf” Just call me CHEWBACCA! Fenris ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/10 "2001-10-17T21:44:14Z")
Did anyone see the X-Files titled “Small Potatoes” with the tail guy who could morph into other people? And he had sex with a lady who thought that Luke Skywalker had impregnated her? And she sang the Star Wars theme? That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the subject of this thread. I’m Boba Fett. ---
**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/11 "2001-10-17T21:49:24Z")
I am Han Solo 🙂 Rick ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/12 "2001-10-17T22:16:51Z")
A Darth Vader here. Y’know, I did some experimenting, and I found that the difference between Vader and Threepio is a single question… I changed my Ruthless answer from “Agree” to “Disagree” and changed it to our favorite gay gold robot. ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/13 "2001-10-17T22:36:08Z")
Yeah! I am R2-D2 ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/14 "2001-10-17T22:50:27Z")
Sweet! Obi-Wan Kenobi! ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/15 "2001-10-17T23:31:31Z")
I am Princes Leia. It’s true, I am a princess at heart. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/16 "2001-10-17T23:45:41Z")
Who? 😕 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Seraphim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Seraphim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seraphim)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/17 "2001-10-17T23:57:42Z")
Obi-wan here. Use the force, Lukes… Its interesting how sensitive this test is. Just changing one answer slightly and it says I’m like Han Solo. ---
**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/18 "2001-10-18T00:10:48Z")
~so NOW I’m the emperor!?..LAST TIME I was Leia! This whole thing is wack! not only do I go from female to male but now I’m on a whole different team and it’s the losing team man I don’t need this …what answers send you over to the dark side, I want to know? Their sneaking something in there! ---
**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/19 "2001-10-18T01:08:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anticay \* > \*\*Their sneaking something > in there! \*\* ~~dammit…I’m missing all of these…What is up? I’m never this bad except when it’s on purpose ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/20 "2001-10-18T01:45:50Z")
Now, young Jedi…[you will die](http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/palpatine.htm)… (My wife just laughed and said…“Yup!”) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054.md?page=2)