# Wow!!! I AM Luke Skwalker!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 17, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054 "2001-10-17T20:22:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/21 "2001-10-19T02:40:59Z")

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Woohoo! I’m Han Solo. Of course, it would be nice to be Leia, so I’d _have_ Han Solo, but this is just as good.

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**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/22 "2001-10-19T03:58:47Z")

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Well, it turns out that I’m Leia. Guess I’ll go and have the extra pieces whacked off in the morning…

Tenebras

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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/23 "2001-10-19T05:05:48Z")

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I am the camera man who filmed Natalie Portman’s deleted nude scenes from the upcoming episode II. 🙂

Actually, I’m Jabba the Hutt’s plastic surgeon. Or was it Pizza the Hut?

I’ll shut up now.

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/24 "2001-10-19T05:22:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tenebras \*  
> \*\*Well, it turns out that I’m Leia. Guess I’ll go and have the extra pieces whacked off in the morning…
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> Tenebras \*\*

'Nother Luke here.

…Wanna make out?

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/25 "2001-10-19T05:46:00Z")

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Hehe, has anyone else noticed the subject of this thread? **dalovindj** is like a Mark Hamill of the fowl world, or something similar. 😉

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/26 "2001-10-19T07:33:43Z")

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Another Emperor checking in. Maybe I should use my evil powers for good or something.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/27 "2001-10-19T07:51:53Z")

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Han Solo here… wait’ll **Astrogirl** says “I love you” then next time… I’m just gonna say, “I know.”😃

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/28 "2001-10-19T13:58:54Z")

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Yet another Emperor here.

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/29 "2001-10-19T14:16:06Z")

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> Hehe, has anyone else noticed the subject of this thread? dalovindj is like a Mark Hamill of the fowl world, or something similar.

Man you gotta be careful with typos. Drop a Y and you go from savior of the galaxy to a dignified has-been chicken.

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/30 "2001-10-19T14:36:20Z")

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Nooooooo…  
I’m wussy Luke Skywalker.  
The most wussy hero in movie history… (that’s not to say that Star Wars doesn’t rule)

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/31 "2001-10-19T18:13:14Z")

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I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi. WOO-HOO! 😃

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**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/32 "2001-10-19T20:37:58Z")

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Awright!!! I’m the Princess! _dances_ Hmmmm…now where’s Han when you need him?

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**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/33 "2001-10-20T02:30:50Z")

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Aparently I am also Obi-Wan Kenobi…

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**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/34 "2001-10-20T03:29:43Z")

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I’m Chewbacca.

My fiance is Princess Leia.

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**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/35 "2001-10-20T16:12:50Z")

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I’m Han Solo. Well not really but that’s who I’d be if I was in Star Wars.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/36 "2001-10-20T16:33:34Z")

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Sweet! Darth Vader.

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/37 "2001-10-20T16:46:47Z")

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Emperor Feynn, it has a nice ring to it.

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**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/38 "2001-10-20T20:29:23Z")

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You are LANDO CALRISSIAN!

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/39 "2001-10-21T02:40:03Z")

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I am Yoda. Words cannot convey the inaccuracy of this statement. :o I’ve screwed up Easy Mac, for Chrissake!

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-am-luke-skwalker/88054/40 "2001-10-21T03:23:55Z")

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Jar Jar Binks!

Say it isn’t so!

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