# Wow..I didn't know kissing felt like that...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009 "2004-12-28T22:01:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/21 "2004-12-29T02:58:12Z")

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> [@dare\_devil007\_](#):
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> Er…how so? Oh, my goodness, when I read this, I got this wide-eyed look that made my parents think that I was about to throw up…But, how the heck is this CUTE??

Missed this the first time.

While I have no issues with people being fuck buddies and wouldn’t be opposed to one myself, it’s still a generally crass idea and “kissing buddies” is just so naïve and innocent in comparison, like little kids dressing up in their parents’ clothes and playing “grown up”.

And I say that as a 22 year old. I imagine it’s even more humorous and endearing to people double or triple my age.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/22 "2004-12-29T03:01:36Z")

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> [@dare\_devil007\_](#):
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> Er…how so? Oh, my goodness, when I read this, I got this wide-eyed look that made my parents think that I was about to throw up…But, how the heck is this CUTE??

I’m probably just around your age, and I find it impossibly cute.

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**Author:** ![TheInterruptingCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@TheInterruptingCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheInterruptingCow)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/23 "2004-12-29T03:13:05Z")

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First of all, I’m old. At least, I get the impression that I’m a hell of a lot older than most of the contributors to this thread…

That being said, there’s nuthin’…and I mean abso-frikkin’-lutely nuthin’… like a great kiss, be it your first, best, latest or anything else. Sometimes, just the lightest touch of the lips, with the possible hint of a promise of more…sometimes, a totally-into-it, tonsil-hockey houserocker.

But it’s a cooperative effort. Nobody kisses well alone. A bad mesh of styles results in a bad smooching experience. And it’s likely to go south (as in downhill, you pervs) from there.

Personally, I’ll take great kisses over mediocre sex almost any day. Mediocre sex is fairly easy to find…great kisses are few and far between.

But well worth the search…

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**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/24 "2004-12-29T03:24:26Z")

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Oh, I wonder what the moderators are thinking as they read this… 😃

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**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/25 "2004-12-29T03:40:12Z")

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> [@TheInterruptingCow](#):
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> First of all, I’m old. At least, I get the impression that I’m a hell of a lot older than most of the contributors to this thread…
> 
> That being said, there’s nuthin’…and I mean abso-frikkin’-lutely nuthin’… like a great kiss, be it your first, best, latest or anything else. Sometimes, just the lightest touch of the lips, with the possible hint of a promise of more…sometimes, a totally-into-it, tonsil-hockey houserocker.
> 
> But it’s a cooperative effort. Nobody kisses well alone. A bad mesh of styles results in a bad smooching experience. And it’s likely to go south (as in downhill, you pervs) from there.
> 
> Personally, I’ll take great kisses over mediocre sex almost any day. Mediocre sex is fairly easy to find…great kisses are few and far between.
> 
> But well worth the search…

Preach it… and can I get an **“AMEN!”**?

There is nothing in this world more sublime than the kind of kiss that sends a _frisson_ of pleasure down your spine… the kind that makes your heart race, your head light, your fingers tingle and your knees weak.

**dare\_devil007\_** , I think this thread is more than cute… it’s delightful. Why not ‘kissing buddies’? You’re young… just please be responsible, okay? And enjoy these moments…

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**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/26 "2004-12-29T03:42:08Z")

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> [@Master Sparky](#):
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> “Kissing buddies?” Why, you young whippersnappers…in _my_ day…

What’s with this _in **my** day_ stuff? You’re making **me** feel old, and I ain’t havin’ none of that. 😉

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/27 "2004-12-29T04:51:08Z")

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> [@dare\_devil007\_](#):
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> Oh, I wonder what the moderators are thinking as they read this… 😃

Probably not much. They’re pretty jaded after the 90th thread on “what does felching mean” after all 😉

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**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/28 "2004-12-29T09:19:07Z")

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> [@Dazzling White Diamonds](#):
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> Preach it… and can I get an **“AMEN!”**?
> 
> There is nothing in this world more sublime than the kind of kiss that sends a _frisson_ of pleasure down your spine… the kind that makes your heart race, your head light, your fingers tingle and your knees weak.

**AMEN !**

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**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/29 "2004-12-29T09:38:00Z")

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Ahh, the first “real” kiss. Every girl has a Jake.

I’ll never forget mine, and I know when he sees me (which is like, almost never) he’s thinking about it too. That poor boy will never get over me. I will remember that kiss when I’m 80.

Savor this memory, sweetie. And I think the kissing buddy idea is adorable, just be careful. You’ve got all the time in the world for the other stuff, wait a while.

_pinches daredevil’s cheeks_ You’re so cute 🙂

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/30 "2004-12-29T10:02:52Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> There will come a time when you would sell your soul to The Devil for that feeling.
> 
> At that time you will know for certain that there is no Devil.

**Indigo** , I’m making a shrine in your honor. That’s freak’n classic. (and true.)

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/31 "2004-12-29T10:14:43Z")

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> [@SHAKES](#):
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> **Indigo** , I’m making a shrine in your honor. That’s freak’n classic. (and true.)

Make sure you spell his name right. You killed his father, and all that jazz.

Brilliant quote, Inigo.

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**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/32 "2004-12-29T15:42:40Z")

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> [@Abbie Carmichael](#):
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> _pinches daredevil’s cheeks_ You’re so cute 🙂

Ow, that hurt. 😛

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/33 "2004-12-29T16:12:17Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> There will come a time when you would sell your soul to The Devil for that feeling.
> 
> At that time you will know for certain that there is no Devil.

My wife corrected me on this last night. Allow me to amend:

It IS possible to get this feeling back, just not with the same person. She’s got one hell of a way of dropping a bombshell, lemme tell ya. 2005 is going to be a very interesting year for Inigo!

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**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/34 "2004-12-29T16:33:34Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> My wife corrected me on this last night. Allow me to amend:
> 
> It IS possible to get this feeling back, just not with the same person. She’s got one hell of a way of dropping a bombshell, lemme tell ya. 2005 is going to be a very interesting year for Inigo!

Wha…?? What happened?

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/35 "2004-12-29T17:27:52Z")

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> [@Papaveraceae](#):
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> Wha…?? What happened?

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5659061&postcount=13](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5659061&postcount=13)  
Sucks.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/36 "2004-12-29T19:51:28Z")

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Wait till you discover blowjobs!!

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**Author:** ![TheInterruptingCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@TheInterruptingCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheInterruptingCow)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/37 "2004-12-29T20:04:46Z")

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That was just…soooooooo wrong. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/38 "2004-12-29T20:12:01Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Wait till you discover blowjobs!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:  
Oh, God…I’ve only been fifteen for five days…That was just…_wrong_.

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**Author:** ![SlyFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SlyFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlyFrog)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/39 "2004-12-29T20:45:46Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> My wife corrected me on this last night. Allow me to amend:
> 
> It IS possible to get this feeling back, just not with the same person. She’s got one hell of a way of dropping a bombshell, lemme tell ya. 2005 is going to be a very interesting year for Inigo!

Sheesh. Merry Christmas guy, that sucks. Sorry for your pain.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-didnt-know-kissing-felt-like-that/282009/40 "2004-12-29T20:51:01Z")

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> [@TheInterruptingCow](#):
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> That was just…soooooooo wrong. 🙂

I was thinking of a different smilie myself, but then I’m betting **msmith537** didn’t know the OP’s age…

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