# Wow, I hate ricers. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 27, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255 "2002-12-27T23:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/1 "2002-12-27T23:16:08Z")
I do. Especially when they’re rude little fuckers. I joined some whoremonging car forum to ask people for help when the SO (Silly Opossum) crunched his car… I think I may have posted something about this here in MPSIMS… anyhoo… SOME CUM GARGLING SHIT WHORE WHO BATHES IN THE INCESTUOUS JUICES HE SUCKED FROM HIS DOG-SISTER’S ASS starts capping on me for having the “GAYEST SIG EVAR” and being a “n00b”… 'OH YEAH i’M THE RICIEST SO THAT MEANS I HAVE A SMALL WANG I HAVE THE OVERWHELMING NEED TO CHOP OTHER PEOPLE DOWN I’M A FUCKIN hillbilly A-Z-N wannabe from cousinhump, MI make fun of \ and start the dog pile involving everyone including the cunt of an admin who never gets laid because despite the sig, she is probably a man with a small penis as well." I’m so fucking mad. These people are THE SHITTIEST FUCKING ASSCOCKWARTGONARHEAencRUSTedORaLHERPEsPREADINGpOOLsOFsewAGE I have ever had the displeasure of making contact with. I think they need sodomization with an on-fire, pestilence-ridden loungechair. Man, I missed you guys. You’re way cooler. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/2 "2002-12-27T23:22:20Z")
That’ll teach you. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/3 "2002-12-27T23:24:38Z")
Please help an old man…“ricer”? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/4 "2002-12-27T23:25:00Z")
I thought this was going to be a rant on the inadequacies of kitchen implements, oh well. So, about the car … ---
**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/5 "2002-12-27T23:26:26Z")
I didn’t miss you… maybe try taking a deep breath and you’ll be able to write something slightly coherent. ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/6 "2002-12-27T23:27:46Z")
“ricer” refers to those little import cars which are painted hideous colors, have those giant “prepare for lift off” wings, bodykits several times the size of the actual car, sounds that are worth more than the car itself and have exhausts that sound like amplified bumblebees. it also refers to the snotty little bastards that drive them, either fresh off the boat Asian kids, or white kids who think they’re asian… Usually wearing “gangsta” clothes and visors. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/7 "2002-12-27T23:31:43Z")
Okay, so it’s a rant about another message board? Dude, that’s your punishment for being unfaithful to us. You should be thankful you didn’t also get a dose of virtual clap. Or a paternity suit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/8 "2002-12-27T23:36:36Z")
Thank you. Gawd, I’m so not groovy anymore… ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/9 "2002-12-27T23:37:18Z")
man o man. Its so good to be somewhere where the sentences don’t end with “Aight, homiiiieeezzz, I’m out” or where women like me are referred to as “hoes”. _glows happily_ I even missed you, **Rockford** … sort of ^^ ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/10 "2002-12-27T23:38:16Z")
“RICIEST”? Rice-baiting. Riceism. [Sino-American offenderati](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=152046) in 10…9…8… ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/11 "2002-12-27T23:39:12Z")
\<-- is japanese. ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/12 "2002-12-27T23:46:35Z")
For **superbee** and anyone else who is unfamiliar with the term or the vehicles: Obligatory link to the [Riceboy Page](http://www.riceboypage.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/13 "2002-12-27T23:47:11Z")
I’ve always thought that ricers was in reference to it being Japanese cars being done up, not to the people driving them. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/14 "2002-12-27T23:52:57Z")
Further clarification is offered on the definition of ‘Rice’. From what I’ve read, it also refers to a vehicle sporting decals and other stuff to make you think the engine, transmission have been tricked out, but is still as box stock as when it left the showroom. Ah, for the good old days when big block 400HP engines were something a motorhead could do in his driveway, and high octane fuel was under 50 cents per gallon, the cries of my Dad, “Shut that damn thing off and go to bed!” still heard in the neighborhood. Nostalgia 😃 ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/15 "2002-12-27T23:55:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by glarGH \* > \*\*\<-- is japanese. \*\* Oh, sure, YOU’RE safe…the rest of us gaijin are gonna get in trouble, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/16 "2002-12-28T00:07:54Z")
well, considering that most of the people who have rice-mobiles are white, especially those choad ones on that MB… I think you’re safe, **apo** ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/17 "2002-12-28T00:38:10Z")
[http://www.riceboypage.com/](http://www.riceboypage.com/) ---
**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/18 "2002-12-28T00:38:10Z")
For information about “Ricers”: [http://www.riceboypage.com/](http://www.riceboypage.com/) (this was in Weird Earls, before anyone gets on my case…) ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/19 "2002-12-28T00:42:33Z")
The webspace outside is hardly guaranteed. Another testament to the credence of the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255/20 "2002-12-28T00:50:00Z")
Simul-cite? I live in Miami, a haven for a small sub-species of ricers. They cruise Coconut Grove around midnight Fri and Sat. I was walking home one night, dismayed at the four cars in a row with identical decals and tough-wanna-be punks pumping their music loud, when I turned the corner toward home and halfway down the block passed a throbbing 1979-ish Pontiac Trans Am 6.6 just rumbling low at idle, that Detroit Iron making a sound like it could eat four of those ricers at once. Headed their way. I smiled. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-hate-ricers/145255.md?page=2)