# Wow... I have appx 850 posts Wally has appx 3500 posts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 11, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019 "2000-06-11T07:15:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/1 "2000-06-11T07:15:28Z")
…we registered the same month I see. I must suck, right? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/2 "2000-06-11T07:19:16Z")
No. You have a life. And apparently no Putzcycle. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/3 "2000-06-11T07:21:24Z")
Hey! I still have a bid in! …he might still accept my offer. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/4 "2000-06-11T10:32:16Z")
Guys, I had heart surgery. What was I supposed to do while sitting at home? Visit porn sites? My wife’s installed parental controls, so it’s the board or nothing. Besides, I know many, many things that I want to tell you. I’m going to start doing that soon. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/5 "2000-06-11T11:14:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Guys, I had heart surgery. What was I supposed to do while sitting at home? Visit porn sites? My wife’s installed parental controls, so it’s the board or nothing. > \*\* Those parental controls must have a back door (insert obligatory felching joke here), because how do you explain _this_: [http://members.home.net/wally.m/Photos/1215\_8\_william\_spears2.jpg](http://members.home.net/wally.m/Photos/1215_8_william_spears2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/6 "2000-06-11T11:35:37Z")
Rats. I knew that picture would become an albatross around my neck. But, damn it, I’ve got it earmarked to email to a limey bastard pal of mine. Only trouble is, I’ve lost his addy. As soon as I get it, the pic is gone. Copy it while you still have the chance. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/7 "2000-06-11T12:26:19Z")
"Dear limey bastard pal, Oh, stop it. You know you like me cussing you out, you naughty monkey. I just can’t stop thinking about how you looked in that uniform, holding yourself perfectly still while I…ldet’s just say I ‘adjusted your hog’, okay? Tee hee. I can’t wait for the chance to bury my face in your hairy, manly breasts again and make motorcycle noises, esp. since the only noise my crappy, nasy, puke green motorcycle makes is ‘Kill me…kill me…’ Your little Canuck love pet, WallyM7 (Mrs.)" ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/8 "2000-06-11T12:29:20Z")
LOL! 😃 You cracked me up again Sea Lemon. Stop it at once. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/9 "2000-06-11T14:11:09Z")
Says **Seale** > [@](#): > > adjusted your hog I believe the euphamism **Wally** prefers is “cranking the Hog.”\* \*As posted in his daughter Amy’s thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/10 "2000-06-11T14:54:06Z")
True, but remember, his Limey Bastard Pal _is_ British. He obviously prefers to use the Brit slang term for “Rubbing the lamp”. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-have-appx-850-posts-wally-has-appx-3500-posts/22019/11 "2000-06-11T15:11:36Z")
LOL!! You guys are _too_ much! You really crack me up! My daughter just walked up and asked me what did Wally say now? LOL! Like, you’re not the **only** thing that makes me laugh on this board, Wally, dear. But, I have to admit, you posts are certainly one of the main things that will guarantee a laugh from me. 😃 Back to the OP: B\_Line, you do _not_ suck. Well, wait a minute. I have no knowledge on whether or not you know how to use a straw, or your mouth, or…I’d better shut up now. 😉 **Anyway** , I enjoy your posts. And I am _still_ blushing over your sweet comments in your thread in IMHO.