# Wow. I work with a Bruce.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 20, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401 "2008-02-20T19:03:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/1 "2008-02-20T19:03:21Z")

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An actual limp-wristed, lisping, mincing queen of a Bruce. This guy looks like he steppped out of about 1973. Male pattern baldness, overcompensating beard, the full-on flaming stereotype.

I had no idea there were any Bruces left in the wild. I feel like Jane Goodall, except not as butch.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/2 "2008-02-20T19:17:46Z")

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I guess it’s a valid stereotype. As soon as I saw the name that’s what I thought. I guess that would be judging a book by it’s title. I really try not to do that.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/3 "2008-02-20T19:42:11Z")

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I saw the OP and thought that you worked with the professors at the University Of Wallamaloo School Of Philosophy.

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**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/4 "2008-02-20T19:47:29Z")

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Oh Lord, we beseech Thee…

Amen!

ETA: Crack a tube!

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/5 "2008-02-20T20:04:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Valgard]  
I saw the OP and thought that you worked with the professors at the University Of Wallamaloo School Of Philosophy.  
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What does it say when I admit that the first thing I thought of was Batman?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/6 "2008-02-20T20:08:09Z")

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What’s a Bruce?

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/7 "2008-02-20T20:09:27Z")

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Say, do you think this limp-wristed Bruce that **Otto** works with could win a fight against Batman if he was prepared enough?

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/8 "2008-02-20T20:23:12Z")

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_Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable…_

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/9 "2008-02-20T20:28:16Z")

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I actually have a cousin named Bruce, a limp-wristed mincing sweetheart of a _hairdresser_. Talk about stereotypes! I love him to death, he’s wonderful.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/10 "2008-02-20T20:32:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Cat Fight]  
What’s a Bruce?  
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I need help on this one too. I have no idea what is being referred to here.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/11 "2008-02-20T20:33:27Z")

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I thought of Springsteen. But there is only ONE Bruce Springsteen, so I knew that couldn’t be it.

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/12 "2008-02-20T20:37:15Z")

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_Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table_

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**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/13 "2008-02-20T20:37:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Savannah]  
I thought of Springsteen. But there is only ONE Bruce Springsteen, so I knew that couldn’t be it.  
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And no one works WITH Bruce Springsteen. They work FOR him.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/14 "2008-02-20T20:40:22Z")

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[QUOTE=DudleyGarrett]  
And no one works WITH Bruce Springsteen. They work FOR him.  
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What about Chuck Norris?

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**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/15 "2008-02-20T20:41:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Ludovic]  
What about Chuck Norris?  
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Chuck Norris works alone. Always.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/16 "2008-02-20T20:41:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Valgard]  
I saw the OP and thought that you worked with the professors at the University Of Wallamaloo School Of Philosophy.  
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[Woolloomooloo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolloomooloo,_New_South_Wales) (though the actual university is mythical, the place is not).

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/17 "2008-02-20T20:41:35Z")

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_David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel_

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/18 "2008-02-20T20:42:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
I need help on this one too. I have no idea what is being referred to here.  
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If I’m not being whooshed, Bruce is a long-time stereotypical name for a gay guy. And the OP works with one, a flamboyantly gay guy named Bruce. That’s it.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/19 "2008-02-20T20:45:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
If I’m not being whooshed, Bruce is a long-time stereotypical name for a gay guy. And the OP works with one, a flamboyantly gay guy named Bruce. That’s it.  
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Interesting. I’ve never heard that before.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-i-work-with-a-bruce/438401/20 "2008-02-20T20:47:53Z")

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You’re all spelling it wrong!!! It’s **Bruce_tthhh_**!

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