# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/181 "2011-03-29T02:50:41Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Psssssst, I think \*\*Le Jaq \*\*can’t read. He thinks everybody in this thread is the same person. This comment comes from the crowd who says I claim to be a Pick-Up Artist and yet cannot find the post where I said any such thing? Hilarious. I can’t wait for Tomndebb to show up with his rant “You’re a fucking liar! I can’t find where _snarl_ you actually said this but _froth_ you’re a fucking liar!!!” You guys are a hoot. At least you are to me. To your respective family names, you’re downright libelous. ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/182 "2011-03-29T06:53:21Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Can someone find the text where I said I claimed to be a pick-up artist? Anyone? Hello? Yeah, thought so. The silence is deafening. Probably because you idiots hacked off your own asses… again… and are a little too embarrassed to respond. This is fucking hilarious, coming from you. BTW: I’m still waiting for proof to your accusations that I support offshoring. Fucking idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/183 "2011-03-30T06:38:46Z")
LOL, it’s taking quite a while to get power to that cyclotron y’all dub the spin control machine, huh? “Eh, we’re not embarrassed that Le Jacq caught a bunch of superbad Dopers stumbling on their own piss poor reading comprehension… er, um… we suddenly put him on ignore! That’s it! _phew_” ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/184 "2011-03-30T12:41:39Z")
Liger blood and Heder DNA! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/185 "2011-03-30T14:20:05Z")
Keep fucking that chicken, **Le Jaq**. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/186 "2011-03-30T14:43:58Z")
> [@TravisFromOR](#): > > This is fucking hilarious, coming from you. > > BTW: I’m still waiting for proof to your accusations that I support offshoring. Fucking idiot. He’s probably got you on ignore. You’re utterly powerless, brah. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/187 "2011-03-30T14:51:03Z")
I can’t even remember what it is he keeps declaring victory over. Was there ever an actual issue here before it turned into Jackie’s personal wank-a-thon? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/188 "2011-03-30T14:52:59Z")
I think he’s declaring victory in having demonstrated not being a creeper? Or something? Which is, in fact, the opposite of what he continues to demonstrate. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/189 "2011-03-30T14:59:10Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I can’t even remember what it is he keeps declaring victory over. Was there ever an actual issue here before it turned into Jackie’s personal wank-a-thon? [Mr. Mackey] Uh, offshoring is bad. You shouldn’t offshore your jobs, m’kay? [/Mr. Mackey] ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/190 "2011-03-31T07:48:29Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I think he’s declaring victory in having demonstrated not being a creeper? Or something? Which is, in fact, the opposite of what he continues to demonstrate. Pointing out that you have poor reading comprehension is not declaring victory. It’s merely commenting on you making a total fucking idiot of yourself. This whole thread was started because of your frothing hysteria and reading comprehension problems. It continues to be fueled by your mental shortcomings. Victory would have to come from actually lifting a finger, metaphorically speaking, to deal with you. I’ve done nothing of the sort. I’ve just been commentating on your fuckups. But hey, you continue to believe I’m “declaring victory”. That’s not me speaking; that’s your conscience. The side of you that wishes it could commit suicide. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/191 "2011-03-31T10:12:50Z")
#winning ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/192 "2011-03-31T11:05:12Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > #winning You’re getting hysterical again. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/193 "2011-03-31T12:01:31Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Trolling is, indeed, illegal in the Pit. The problem is, what does trolling mean in a forum specifically dedicated to calling each other dickheads? The most common form of trolling is posting something inflammatory in order to spark a fight. But that’s what the Pit is _for_. So, by necessity, we use a more restricted definition of trolling for the BBQ Pit, the essential component of which is that the suspected troll must be clearly posting in bad faith - that is, presenting a view he doesn’t actually hold, simply because he knows it will create controversy. It’s a very difficult standard to prove, and I tend to err on the side of caution by taking most posters here at face value. In this case, for example, I’m willing to believe that **Le Jaquelope** is presenting ideas he holds in earnest. His eagerness to fight over those ideas is not a rules violation, so long as he keeps it to the Pit. I’m less inclined because he’s already contradicted himself outside the pit, and has still not offered an explanation. People please don’t tell him what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/194 "2011-03-31T12:48:00Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I’m less inclined because he’s already contradicted himself outside the pit, and has still not offered an explanation. > > People please don’t tell him what it is. Don’t tell me what it is? Hell, you don’t even know. What is plainly obvious here is that this thread, and your burning froth at the mouth animosity, exists solely because you’re scared. Scared of the idea that women should be held to the same rules in life as men. You think life’s so hard for women that they have to be “compensated” by being given all kinds of privileges and advantages. I questioned that in the Great Debates and you misandrist (and in some cases self-hating) idiots sought refuge in this hysteria-motivated thread. The women here fear an even playing field. It robs them of the victim card they like to play. ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/195 "2011-03-31T14:44:26Z")
Here’s [the first post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13618315&postcount=623) that popped up from that thread. He’s speaking admiringly of PUA skills but does mention that he’s married. (Is that how he met Mrs Jaquelope?) He’s certainly on the side of the guys who think they invented Sport Fucking. Why, yes, all us girls are _sure_ that each fast talking barfly is Our Future Hubbie. Instead of just a passable way to waste a boring evening. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/196 "2011-03-31T15:02:05Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > You’re getting hysterical again. I don’t even HAVE a uterus. At least not on me. I keep it at home, in the dishwasher. Don’t tell her I said that. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/197 "2011-03-31T19:35:48Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > You think life’s so hard for women that they have to be “compensated” by being given all kinds of privileges and advantages. Psssst, nobody link to any of the threads where I’ve complained about men treating women differently (including deferentially) because we have vaginas. It might crush his tiny little head. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/198 "2011-04-01T00:51:00Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > Here’s [the first post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13618315&postcount=623) that popped up from that thread. > > He’s speaking admiringly of PUA skills but does mention that he’s married. (Is that how he met Mrs Jaquelope?) He’s certainly on the side of the guys who think they invented Sport Fucking. Why, yes, all us girls are _sure_ that each fast talking barfly is Our Future Hubbie. Instead of just a passable way to waste a boring evening. Hey, all is saved! It’s Brickhead Burke, DBS (Doctor of Bullshit Spin), to the rescue! Can’t find where I said I was a PUA so now defending PUA’s has become the new Al Qaeda. Man or woman, you sure are scared to death of PUA’s. > [@Smeghead](#): > > I don’t even HAVE a uterus. At least not on me. I keep it at home, in the dishwasher. You don’t have a brain, either. > [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Psssst, nobody link to any of the threads where I’ve complained about men treating women differently (including deferentially) because we have vaginas. It might crush his tiny little head. Your poor reading comprehension is showing again. You’re here _because you have a problem with men who call for women to be treated the same as men._ That’s what precipitated this hysterical thread in the first place. Even Sven was threatened and scared shitless of the idea that men and women should be held to the same all-around rules. Aside from being able to pee standing up vs sitting, that is. PS: PUA. BOO! Scared ya! Men’s rights. BOO AGAIN! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/199 "2011-04-01T01:27:46Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Your poor reading comprehension is showing again. You’re here _because you have a problem with men who call for women to be treated the same as men._ I’m here because I have a problem with you being treated like a human being instead of an escaped mental patient, personally. You need to be treated the same as someone who needs severe therapy before they’re ready to mingle with civilized adults. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/200 "2011-04-01T01:28:13Z")
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