# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/201 "2011-04-01T01:41:31Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I’m here because I have a problem Yes, you have a problem. You have many, in fact. You have a problem with men’s rights, with women being held to the same rules as men, and with anyone who dares espouse these ideas. But most importantly you have a problem walking out into sunlight without exploding into ash. There’s nothing insane about me. Except, maybe, continuing to give you the time of day. Being smarter and saner than you, of course, I know when to cut you off. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/202 "2011-04-01T01:43:45Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > What else am I thinking? What you’re doing can not be _rationally_ classified as “thinking”. Twitching, frothing at the mouth, banging your head on the keyboard, yes. Thinking, no. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/203 "2011-04-01T02:13:35Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Yes, you have a problem. You have many, in fact. You have a problem with men’s rights, with women being held to the same rules as men, and with anyone who dares espouse these ideas. But most importantly you have a problem walking out into sunlight without exploding into ash. Please cite any place where I hold this idea. I triple dog dare you. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/204 "2011-04-01T11:20:44Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > What you’re doing can not be _rationally_ classified as “thinking”. Twitching, frothing at the mouth, banging your head on the keyboard, yes. Thinking, no. Wow. Not only a mind-reader, but a distant viewer! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/205 "2011-04-01T18:42:27Z")
**Le Jaq** , cupcakes, we don’t think that women and men should be held to different standards. We just think that you’re a malajusted creeper for displaying a bizarre, skewed version of how men and women treat each other that bears no resemblance to reality. We’re not saying, “This happens, and it’s okay.” We’re saying, “This doesn’t happen, and the fact that you think it does means that the problem is _you_, not every person in the world with a vagina.” ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/206 "2011-04-01T18:56:57Z")
FTFY: **Le Jaq** , cupcakes, we don’t think that women and men should be held to different standards. We just think that you’re a troll. ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/207 "2011-04-01T22:25:03Z")
I am still waiting, with nearly beatific patience, to hear how I am oppressed. Come on **Jacq** , enlighten me. What rules do I follow that women are not required to follow? I await only a moment’s edification and I will join La Revolucion. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/208 "2011-04-01T23:02:29Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > **Le Jaq** , cupcakes, we don’t think that women and men should be held to different standards. We just think Aw, snotty. There you go again! Brutally abusing the word ‘think’. You do not do that. That word does not mean what you believe it does. > [@](#): > > that you’re a malajusted creeper for displaying a bizarre, skewed version of how men and women treat each other that bears no resemblance to reality. Again, your ignorance of how the world works is your problem, and yours alone. The issues I bring up are echoed by lots of men and women in this country. Your doped-er, doper buddies here think that women who join men’s rights groups are all Phyllis Schlaffly clones. You have about as much of a grasp on reality as she does. Now please stop abusing the word ‘think’ by associating it with your brand of paranoid hysteria. Thank you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/209 "2011-04-01T23:04:48Z")
> [@storyteller0910](#): > > I am still waiting, with nearly beatific patience, to hear how I am oppressed. Come on **Jacq** , enlighten me. What rules do I follow that women are not required to follow? I await only a moment’s edification and I will join La Revolucion. Socially: Men have to be the ones who makes the first move. They’re required to be confident while women aren’t. Unofficially but commonly seen: women can slap guys just for saying something they don’t like. Legally speaking: you’re required to sign up for Selective Service and women aren’t. Shall I go on? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/210 "2011-04-01T23:26:10Z")
My bizarre, skewed version of how men and women treat each other: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/Are\_Men\_Necessary%3F\_When\_Sexes\_Collide\_book\_cover.jpg](http://www.amazon.com/Are-Men-Necessary-Sexes-Collide/dp/0399153322) Now can someone point me to a book that is openly sold in a bookstore that’s titled “Are Women Necessary”? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/211 "2011-04-12T22:58:46Z")
I say we should be as heartless toward women’s dating woes as they are toward men. Give 'em something real to complain about. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/212 "2011-04-12T23:12:01Z")
Aww. Were you feeling lonely that no one was making fun of you for eleven whole days? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/213 "2011-04-13T00:27:02Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Aww. Were you feeling lonely that no one was making fun of you for eleven whole days? DNFTZT (do not feed the zombie troll) ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/214 "2011-04-13T13:35:49Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Aww. Were you feeling lonely that no one was making fun of you for eleven whole days? Maybe his lovely wife sprung a leak… ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/215 "2011-04-18T19:57:39Z")
Oh no, those RealDolls are quality worksmanship. I don’t think they’re filled with anything that could leak. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/216 "2011-04-18T20:22:58Z")
Filled with things that ooze and drip? Possibly. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/217 "2011-04-20T00:24:32Z")
Still pissed at the idea of holding men and women to the same standards, I see. Now you think anyone who disagrees with you can only get a real doll for a date. How many times are you going to recycle that man-hating tripe? This is like the second time that meme has appeared here. Are you feminazi’s and your cuckolded manservants _ever_ going to come up with anything original? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/218 "2011-04-20T00:29:22Z")
You’re the one that keeps bumping this thread, you half-witted attention whore. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/219 "2011-04-20T00:34:01Z")
He wanders back in every so often to let us all know he’s still around, and to dazzle us all with his brilliance. 😛 -XT ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/220 "2011-04-20T01:25:40Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Still pissed at the idea of holding men and women to the same standards, I see. > > Now you think anyone who disagrees with you can only get a real doll for a date. How many times are you going to recycle that man-hating tripe? This is like the second time that meme has appeared here. Are you feminazi’s and your cuckolded manservants _ever_ going to come up with anything original? It’s not “anyone who disagrees”, it’s just you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=12)