# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/221 "2011-04-20T02:54:52Z")
Well, in fairness, RealDolls are proudly made in the USA. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/222 "2011-04-20T03:52:57Z")
I think I saw The Cuckold Manservants open for Black Flag back in '84. Great show! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/223 "2011-04-20T13:24:13Z")
I really wish **Stoid** ’s thread for that retardedly and obliviously sexist “creepy men ‘celebrating’ wymmyn” video hadn’t gotten locked. Dropping \*\*Le Jaq \*\*in there sounds to me like a recipe for hilarity. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/224 "2011-04-23T04:19:03Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I really wish **Stoid** ’s thread for that retardedly and obliviously sexist “creepy men ‘celebrating’ wymmyn” video hadn’t gotten locked. Dropping \*\*Le Jaq \*\*in there sounds to me like a recipe for hilarity. Why not stay here and watch you feminazis and cuckolded eunuchs wage your hysterical froth at the mouth war against the idea of men and women being treated equally? Real equality scares the fuck out of you. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/225 "2011-04-23T04:40:10Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Real equality scares the fuck out of you. Not as much as a lack of attention scares you. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/226 "2011-04-23T12:02:55Z")
There really is nothing quite like being accused of frothing at the mouth from someone using the phrase, “feminazis and cuckolded eunuchs.” It must be irony season. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/227 "2011-04-23T12:37:11Z")
You really cannot stand people not mocking you for more than a couple of days, can you, Jackie? I love how your reaction to getting ignored is to come back and tell us how we’re all completely unable to ignore you because we’re so scared of your beliefs, MAN! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/228 "2011-04-26T03:48:36Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > You really cannot stand people not mocking you You are incapable of mocking me - but you do a great job of mocking yourself. And when I say you’re incapable of ignoring me, you are eager to prove it. You’ll do it again after I post this. There is only one reason why this thread was ever created is because you are scared of gender equality. There is no other reason. I posted nothing misogynistic. No hatred of women. Nothing beyond calling for men and women to be treated equally. That idea threatened Even Sven’s ideals of gender entitlement and gave a bunch of men the chance to be catty and fight for sexual brownie points. Now bleat some more for me and entertain me, will ya? You’re just showing how weak you are. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/229 "2011-04-26T03:49:38Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > There really is nothing quite like being accused of frothing at the mouth from someone using the phrase, “feminazis and cuckolded eunuchs.” It must be irony season. No, it’s truth season. I’m telling the truth. You’re just here to score brownie points by coddling women who fear equality. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/230 "2011-04-26T05:05:54Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > You are incapable of mocking me - but you do a great job of mocking yourself. And when I say you’re incapable of ignoring me, you are eager to prove it. You’ll do it again after I post this. It’s pretty funny how you post stuff like this, and then will bump the thread three days later in a deliciously retarded attempt to get the last word. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/231 "2011-04-26T12:12:02Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > You’re just here to score brownie points by coddling women who fear equality. How else am I going to score cheap blow-jobs? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/232 "2011-04-26T19:41:18Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > How else am I going to score cheap blow-jobs? What, autofellatio got boring? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/233 "2011-04-26T19:52:12Z")
Dude, if I could pull that off, I’d never leave the house. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/234 "2011-04-26T20:20:27Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Dude, if I could pull that off, I’d never leave the house. Ok you thought that was witty. I’ll let the final move here be your self-inflicted kick in the ass. Ciao! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/235 "2011-04-26T20:40:16Z")
Ok. Thanks. See you in three days when you come back to make an ass out of yourself again. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/236 "2011-04-26T20:46:44Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Ok you thought that was witty. I’ll let the final move here be your self-inflicted kick in the ass. Ciao! Batshit insane _and_ no sense of absurdity. That’s all I need to know. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/237 "2011-04-26T21:26:49Z")
Guys, I think I figured out what Charlie Sheen’s been up to for the past couple years… ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/238 "2011-04-27T03:02:08Z")
If they hire a foreigner to star in _Two and a Half Men_, I’m buying your theory. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/239 "2011-04-27T18:53:47Z")
I want to put **Le Jacquelope** and **ZPG Zealot** in a room together and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/240 "2011-04-27T18:57:51Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I want to put **Le Jacquelope** and **ZPG Zealot** in a room together and see what happens. My bet? Penis will ensue. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=13)