# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/21 "2011-03-08T18:59:26Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > Here, he explains how women are just SOOOOOOOO mean because we don’t spend our lives fretting over the pwecious feeewings of guys who have trouble dating. > > You might be saying “Wait, isn’t asserting that ALL women (after all, he’s challenging us to name even one) are so heartless they wouldn’t piss on a shy guy if he were on fire a bit misogynist?” He claims he’s not, so let’s keep following this story: > > … > > Dude, you are well and truly nuts, in a number of ways, and you don’t even know it, do you? Oh, Jesus Christ **Sven** , would you just piss on him and get it over with? Would it really be so bad? WTF? Show some damn compassion. eta: it’s unfortunate that his political viewpoints prevent him from getting a mail order bride ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/22 "2011-03-08T18:59:45Z")
Attempted suicide and successful suicide are often different creatures. There are many accessible ways to commit suicide with little chance of surviving, and there are reasons why one person may choose to take a handful of tylenol and then call 911 while another jumps off a bridge. That said, both indicate great levels of pain, and it’s tasteless to try to pit the two against each other. ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/23 "2011-03-08T19:05:59Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I’ve no idea what you even mean by women having access to the same things as men do, but I’ll ignore your straw-manning and well-poisoning, you dishonest shitstain, and cite you [this](http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=1092) UK statistic. Hint: Most UK citizens don’t have access to guns. For the comprehensionally challenged, over this 18-year period male suicides outnumbered female by about three to one. Merely suggesting that pitying _women_ over suicide statistics was perhaps misplaced and ill-informed. Because one small, specific country is TOTES the rule! Asshole. Your link doesn’t get into methods, but THIS ONE does: [http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/mar2009/methods-commit-suicide.html](http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/mar2009/methods-commit-suicide.html) 1. Hanging 2. Firearms Etc., etc., etc., So you’re a lying sack of shit, still. [The Educated Patient](http://www.healthieryou.com/mhexpert/exp1030501a.html) “n contexts where both men and women have easy access to lethal drugs and know how to use them, suicide rates are similar for men and women; e.g., rates of completed suicide among female physicians are similar to those of their male colleagues–and, sadly, higher than rates among women in the general population. (Suicide rates are also higher in other professions with easy access to lethal drugs, such as pharmacists and veterinary doctors). The bottom line: the diagnosis and rapid treatment of depression is crucial in bringing down suicide rates for both men and women.” ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/24 "2011-03-08T19:07:24Z")
Bitter, desperate loser lashes out at women on the internet. Nothing new here. ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/25 "2011-03-08T19:10:10Z")
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/26 "2011-03-08T19:10:21Z")
**Le Jac** is a troll, plain and simple. I’ve found him on other boards where he’s actually made socks and used them to argue with himself and other people (to strengthen his arguments and also, just for fun/to mock other people). He’s even admitted to it (over there). He’s also made comments elsewhere on the internet that he just likes to see peoples’ reactions to his posts on message boards. The fact that he continues to bump his own threads up on here just for attention almost proves that point. He basically just likes to talk to himself in those threads since he’s got most of the people in them on ignore (or so he says). No idea why people still give him attention. Obvious troll couldn’t be any more obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/27 "2011-03-08T19:16:26Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Bitter, desperate loser lashes out at women on the internet. Nothing new here. Now, now, don’t forget the heated argument between **Malacandra** and **margin** over which gender offs themselves more. Not only is it totally relevant to this thread, it’s also super interesting! Seriously, would you two shut the fuck up? ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/28 "2011-03-08T19:22:41Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Now, now, don’t forget the heated argument between **Malacandra** and **margin** over which gender offs themselves more. Not only is it totally relevant to this thread, it’s also super interesting! > > Seriously, would you two shut the fuck up? Great. You’ve just managed to persecute two giant drama queens who will take this as evidence that their sex is so beleaguered. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/29 "2011-03-08T19:27:01Z")
Lock them both in a room and run. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/30 "2011-03-08T19:30:21Z")
Yeah, I am getting a picture of **Le Jac** getting shot down by every Chinese or Indian woman he approaches, and then going home to post on the SDMB. He and that Commie guy must have compromising photos of the mods locked in a carnal embrace with an underage zebra or something, or they would have been banned by now. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/31 "2011-03-08T19:32:15Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > He and that Commie guy must have compromising photos of the mods locked in a carnal embrace with an underage zebra or something, or they would have been banned by now. She told me she was legI mean I have no idea what you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![CheeseDonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecae2f/32.png) [@CheeseDonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheeseDonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/32 "2011-03-08T19:35:41Z")
_Generic comment bashing another site member._ ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/33 "2011-03-08T19:53:16Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > **Le Jac** is a troll, plain and simple. I’ve found him on other boards where he’s actually made socks and used them to argue with himself and other people (to strengthen his arguments and also, just for fun/to mock other people). He’s even admitted to it (over there). > > He’s also made comments elsewhere on the internet that he just likes to see peoples’ reactions to his posts on message boards. The fact that he continues to bump his own threads up on here just for attention almost proves that point. He basically just likes to talk to himself in those threads since he’s got most of the people in them on ignore (or so he says). > > No idea why people still give him attention. Obvious troll couldn’t be any more obvious. Okay. So don’t we have rules against trolls? Why doesn’t someone do anything about this? ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/34 "2011-03-08T19:53:26Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Attempt suicide? Women. Actually kill themselves? Men, by a large margin IIRC. Next question? Already been addressed, I suppose, but _success_ at killing oneself isn’t the salient issue – it’s propensity to harm oneself – and in that respect it’s really no contest; men just are less likely to make such attempts (cutting, burning, suiciding, starvation). We men have absolutely no monopoly on psychic or physical self harm. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/35 "2011-03-08T20:12:07Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Oh, Jesus Christ **Sven** , would you just piss on him and get it over with? Would it really be so bad? WTF? Show some damn compassion. HOLD ON! Not so fast. Can we first make sure he’s on fire? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/36 "2011-03-08T22:57:12Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > **Le Jac** has trouble dating? I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise. > [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > eta: it’s unfortunate that his political viewpoints prevent him from getting a mail order bride In the other thread he actually says he’s married: > [@Is the "pick up artist" movement an inherently good or bad thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-pick-up-artist-movement-an-inherently-good-or-bad-thing/572932/197): > > My wife never had to dumb herself down. She may not speak Mandarin but she is an entrepreneurial genius. Why this entrepreneurial genius married a man who believes that she has no empathy and would gladly watch him burn to death is a mystery. Of course, it’s entirely possible that “Mrs. Jacquelope” is made of inflatable plastic. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/37 "2011-03-08T23:01:19Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Yeah, I am getting a picture of **Le Jac** getting shot down by every Chinese or Indian woman he approaches, and then going home to post on the SDMB. Dont you mean going home to Jaq off? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/38 "2011-03-08T23:06:34Z")
> [@MichaelEmouse](#): > > What is the shtick? I’ve read a few of his posts but haven’t discerned any shtick. I thought he was genuinely a guy with a lot of issues. I have it on ignore so can’t review its posts to provide examples. Besides, feeding trolls is a bit boring. It was its offshoring thread that confirmed it. Outlandish claims and diatribes against posters coming out of left field. Ridiculous, made up bullshit that had nothing to do with what others were saying and wild, provocative accusations that had absolutely nothing to do with what came before. Add in a lot of contradictory accusations–often in the same post–and you see someone acting the very definition of troll. There are people here with somewhat repugnant viewpoints. Whatever. This is not that case. This is someone intentionally posting to get a rise out of others. DNFTT ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/39 "2011-03-08T23:07:21Z")
Happy International Women’s Day! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/40 "2011-03-08T23:10:23Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > Why this entrepreneurial genius married a man who believes that she has no empathy and would gladly watch him burn to death is a mystery. She’s probably an entrepreneurial genius in the same way that he’s a brilliant economist. > [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Happy International Women’s Day! I love International Women. Leaving for Rome on Thursday 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=3)