# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/41 "2011-03-08T23:20:22Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > I have it on ignore so can’t review its posts to provide examples. Besides, feeding trolls is a bit boring. > > It was its offshoring thread that confirmed it. Outlandish claims and diatribes against posters coming out of left field. Ridiculous, made up bullshit that had nothing to do with what others were saying and wild, provocative accusations that had absolutely nothing to do with what came before. Add in a lot of contradictory accusations–often in the same post–and you see someone acting the very definition of troll. > > There are people here with somewhat repugnant viewpoints. Whatever. This is not that case. This is someone intentionally posting to get a rise out of others. > > DNFTT But still. Whether **Jaq** is trolling, or sane, or even real is a separate question from whether society makes an underclass of the romantically incompetent, and if so, whether that’s just jim dandy or ought not be tolerated. Is it dignifying or feeding **Jaq** ’s trolling to take his double standard of gender out of the question and give it a good hard go? I admit to a certain paranoid temptation at times - else I wouldn’t ask: Might it not be true that some of us, right here on the dear old Straight Dope, find the very idea of interrogating social realities to be, in and of itself, “all kinds of nuts”? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/42 "2011-03-09T00:14:30Z")
> [@Lamia](#): > > Why this entrepreneurial genius married a man who believes that she has no empathy and would gladly watch him burn to death is a mystery. Not to anyone who has read his posts. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/43 "2011-03-09T00:26:05Z")
[QUOTE=Lamia] Why this entrepreneurial genius married a man who believes that she has no empathy and would gladly watch him burn to death is a mystery. [/QUOTE] Well, based on previous Le Jac posts, he’s a trillionaire genius who has accurately predicted every economic downturn in history, was born a poor black child but managed to work his way up to the top, has been everything from an insurance sales star to a civil servant and union worker, and perhaps someday he’ll regale us with how he actually invented the internet and played a leading role in building the transcontinental rail road system (plus help Ben and Jerry get started with their ice cream empire). He’s practically the Forrest Gump of the board…hell, he’s Forrest AND Bubba rolled up into one, with a bit of Lt Dan added as well. And he’s got his Jenny… > [@](#): > > Of course, it’s entirely possible that “Mrs. Jacquelope” is made of inflatable plastic. It’s even odds that his Jenny actually looks a lot like his right hand, though that might be a bit unfair. He could be left handed… -XT ---
**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/44 "2011-03-09T08:38:32Z")
So the issue of whether or not **Jaquelope** is a bitter shell of a man was pretty well resolved minutes after this thread came into existence. That’s that. But then **even sven** basically decreed that no gender has it harder than the other when it comes to looks, the media(wha…?), and the dating game by…giving examples of how one gender has it harder than the other when it comes to looks, the media, and the dating game. Don’t some of you feel a little silly arguing about how much harder your “side” has it? This thread should have just been a relaxing pile-on but instead somehow veered into bragging about each gender’s rate of suicide. You guys have fun I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/45 "2011-03-09T17:34:14Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Great. You’ve just managed to persecute two giant drama queens who will take this as evidence that their sex is so beleaguered. The rules of this board forbid me to reply. And the horse **Giraffe** rode in on too. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/46 "2011-03-09T18:22:18Z")
Wow, did I sure as hell get your panties in a knot or what?! > [@even\_sven](#): > > Here, he explains how women are just SOOOOOOOO mean because we don’t spend our lives fretting over the pwecious feeewings of guys who have trouble dating. But then you as a woman expect men to care about your precious feelings. Yet you even imply right here that you couldn’t even be arsed to give a flying rat monkey shit about theirs. The whole idea that you can’t expect from men what you are unable to give, absolutely chaps your sensitive little hide. And then you throw out the typical female shut-him-up insults: “he can’t get laid! he sucks with women!” and other typical childish bullshit that in no way establishes you as unpredictable, original or even witty. You poor, poor put-upon woman. So self-absorbed that the males of the world are out to get you. You probably envision me by now as scheming to put you back in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant or some other overblown bullshit. All you need to do is end your response with “doodoohead” to finish your magnum opus of hackneyed nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/47 "2011-03-09T18:24:12Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Wow, did I sure as hell get your panties in a knot or what?! STFU troll. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/48 "2011-03-09T18:34:37Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > But then you as a woman expect men to care about your precious feelings. Yet you even imply right here that you couldn’t even be arsed to give a flying rat monkey shit about theirs. Man, women sure are bitches, am I right? You go through all the trouble to pretend to have feelings and even that’s not good enough for them! Whores! It’s comical how you try to evoke sympathy for people thinking you’re a sexist asshole while making bitter statements about women as a whole. You’re like a talking totem of sexual failure. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/49 "2011-03-09T18:42:40Z")
It took a lot of hard work and dedication, but I am now officially [utterly powerless](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13551034&postcount=797). ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/50 "2011-03-09T18:42:55Z")
Couldn’t help but think of this: > **[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-01-22](https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2132)** > > Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-01-22 ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/51 "2011-03-09T18:43:56Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Man, women sure are bitches, am I right? You go through all the trouble to pretend to have feelings and even that’s not good enough for them! Whores! > > It’s comical how you try to evoke sympathy for people thinking you’re a sexist asshole while making bitter statements about women as a whole. You’re like a talking totem of sexual failure. I’m not here to evoke sympathy. I’m here to tell the truth. “Come home with your shield or on it” was a real phrase back in Sparta; and it’s still in effect in a subtle way now. Ah yes, and the “you’re a sexual failure” shut-him-up tactic. Also both untrue and unoriginal. Yet another psychological defense you throw up to cow men into silence. You’re little more than a cartoon trope. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/52 "2011-03-09T18:45:05Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Ah yes, and the “you’re a sexual failure” shut-him-up tactic. Also both untrue and unoriginal. Yet another psychological defense you throw up to cow men into silence. You’re little more than a cartoon trope. I’m all about cowing men into silence. Probably because I’m on my period right now. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/53 "2011-03-09T18:45:08Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Yet another psychological defense you throw up to cow men into silence. Please, please, nobody tell him. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/54 "2011-03-09T18:45:57Z")
> [@LilShieste](#): > > Couldn’t help but think of this: > > [Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-01-22](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2132) LOL!!! 😛 😃 When you have to tear down another male to win the affections of a female - even if it succeeds, which it rarely does - you’ve _already_ lost. Pathetic. Try again. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/55 "2011-03-09T18:59:18Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Ah yes, and the “you’re a sexual failure” shut-him-up tactic. To be fair, facts and cites and logic don’t work on you. So people are moving down the list to cruder tactics. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/56 "2011-03-09T19:03:02Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > LOL!!! 😛 😃 > > When you have to tear down another male to win the affections of a female - even if it succeeds, which it rarely does - you’ve _already_ lost. > > Pathetic. Try again. Bros before hos, right? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/57 "2011-03-09T19:05:46Z")
How can a giraffe cow someone? Isn’t that a contradiction in terms? ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/58 "2011-03-09T19:16:12Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > LOL!!! 😛 😃 > > When you have to tear down another male to win the affections of a female - even if it succeeds, which it rarely does - you’ve _already_ lost. > > Pathetic. Try again. Yeah, we’re all pathetic. Of course, we’re also mostly enjoying sexually and emotionally fulfilling relationships. I guess I’ll have to just take what I can get. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/59 "2011-03-09T19:20:48Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > To be fair, facts and cites and logic don’t work on you. Your weakness is you mistake the roar of animals headed for extinction (the pro-offshoring trolls) as “facts, cites and logic”. Or maybe you’re just getting REALLY pissed that fewer and fewer Americans are buying that horseshit anymore. In any case you’ll be singing a different tune when people like me are referring to ideas like offshoring as a bitter ugly _memory._ ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/60 "2011-03-09T19:23:55Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Yeah, we’re all pathetic. Of course, we’re also mostly enjoying sexually and emotionally fulfilling relationships. I guess I’ll have to just take what I can get. If you were, you wouldn’t have to make yourself feel better by believing that people like me don’t. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=4)