# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/61 "2011-03-09T19:25:37Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Or maybe you’re just getting REALLY pissed that fewer and fewer Americans are buying that horseshit anymore. Makes no difference to me. I’m not exactly a captain of industry. I didn’t even know trolls roared. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/62 "2011-03-09T19:42:54Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Makes no difference to me. I’m not exactly a captain of industry. I didn’t even know trolls roared. Makes no difference to you? Don’t be naive. This is a den of solid pro-offshoring advocates. I’ve posted flawless cites showing their “Facts” are wrong. What this site needs is more opposing viewpoints - which will change their tune in a hurry when they realize how much opposition is out there. ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/63 "2011-03-09T20:17:21Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Makes no difference to you? Don’t be naive. This is a den of solid pro-offshoring advocates. I’ve posted flawless cites showing their “Facts” are wrong. What this site needs is more opposing viewpoints - which will change their tune in a hurry when they realize how much opposition is out there. BWAHAHAHA! You post barely thought out screeds that read like a parody of an angry, bitter 16 year old whose acne and utter lack of self-esteem causes him to try and salvage a bit of self worth, since he will never get laid, by pretending to be knowledgeable and hip and oh so much cooler than every one else because he is, _get this_, a communist. Slee ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/64 "2011-03-09T20:30:20Z")
[I think I’ve found Jac’s theme song.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/65 "2011-03-09T20:46:51Z")
I wonder if he’s ever considered the possiblity that it’s not that women don’t care about men’s feelings, it’s that women don’t care about _his_ feelings, because they hate him (because he’s an ass). My guess is no. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/66 "2011-03-09T20:51:04Z")
> [@sleestak](#): > > BWAHAHAHA! > > You post barely thought out screeds that read like a parody of an angry, bitter 16 year old whose acne and utter lack of self-esteem causes him to try and salvage a bit of self worth, since he will never get laid, by pretending to be knowledgeable and hip and oh so much cooler than every one else because he is, _get this_, a communist. > > Slee Congratulations on your ability to wring a (gender-)feminist\* random insult generator utterly dry of content to cut and paste onto a message board! No, wait, you probably thought of ‘communist’ all by yourself. Given your level of intelligence it probably took a team of experts to show you how to spell that. - as opposed to equity feminist. Yes, I know, you dim bulbs need to google that to figure out the difference. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/67 "2011-03-09T21:05:52Z")
Topic: \*\*\*\*\* Sourcing: \*\*\*\*\* Analysis: \*\*\*\*\* **even sven** , you may cash in this thread at any time for three (3) free babies. (Don’t ask me how that’s gonna work–we may have to moosh the eggs together. Or something.) > [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Oh, Jesus Christ **Sven** , would you just piss on him and get it over with? Thread commentary: \*\*\*\*\* > [@even\_sven](#): > > Okay. So don’t we have rules against trolls? Why doesn’t someone do anything about this? Poe’s Law. It’s sometimes impossible to distinguish between posters who are trolls and posters who just are really that thick. > [@Malacandra](#): > > And the horse **Giraffe** rode in on too. Giraffes can’t ride. Don’t be silly. > [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > And then you throw out the typical female shut-him-up insults: “he can’t get laid! he sucks with women!” and other typical childish bullshit that in no way establishes you as unpredictable, original or even witty. Oh, honey, the problem isn’t that \*all \*women think this about \*all \*men. It’s that you, _personally_, are a failure as a human being. As long as you keep blaming everybody but yourself for the fact that you’re a pathetic, lonely loser, you’re never going to make any friends or even have any real connection to another person. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/68 "2011-03-09T21:18:34Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Your weakness is you mistake the roar of animals headed for extinction (the pro-offshoring trolls) as “facts, cites and logic”. Or maybe you’re just getting REALLY pissed that fewer and fewer Americans are buying that horseshit anymore. > > In any case you’ll be singing a different tune when people like me are referring to ideas like offshoring as a bitter ugly _memory._ Sure, once you get that online petition signed, it’s pretty much inevitable that all off-shoring will immediately cease forever. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/69 "2011-03-09T21:19:00Z")
The sooner Jaq realizes that his problem isn’t that women hate him, his problem is that everyone hates him, the better off everyone will be. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/70 "2011-03-09T21:26:42Z")
> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#): > > Maybe in men’s heads, but – at least in the circles I run – the amount of sex one’s having comes up precisely never. YMMV. Really? See, I was taught that it was the height of manners. “Hi, how are you?” “Great, I had sex eight times last week.” or “Its great to see you again.” “Its nice to see you as well, are you getting any?, because I’m not.” (Bonus Miss Manners points if you follow this up with a proposition to get it on in the men’s bathroom). Which may be why women get so much more sex and are much less lonely than men - we let you know when we want to get laid and are willing to be humped by just anyone - as anyone who has read Emily Post would. Men just DON’T read enough etiquette books - well, except gay men, but they don’t have any trouble getting laid. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/71 "2011-03-09T21:50:51Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > The sooner Jaq realizes that his problem isn’t that women hate him, his problem is that everyone hates him, the better off everyone will be. First you need to prove that everyone hates or even has a problem with me. Good luck with that. Look like you won’t be better off after all. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/72 "2011-03-09T21:52:19Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Oh, honey, the problem isn’t that \*all \*women think this about \*all \*men. It’s that you, _personally_, are a failure as a human being. As long as you keep blaming everybody but yourself for the fact that you’re a pathetic, lonely loser, you’re never going to make any friends or even have any real connection to another person. I’ll have to tell my wife and kids that I’m a lonely loser. Won’t she be shocked! Oh wait! I know! You don’t think anyone who disagrees with your delusional view of the world can be in a relationship. Silly me. You just keep that security blanket around you. It keeps you warm at night. I suppose. You absolute coat hanger abortion of a human being. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/73 "2011-03-09T21:54:48Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > First you need to prove that everyone hates or even has a problem with me. Ooh, so is this a poll? I hate you for making people on the political left look stupider by association. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/74 "2011-03-09T22:02:13Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > Ooh, so is this a poll? I hate you for making people on the political left look stupider by association. And I’ve had my fun making an idiot of you and watching you get your panties in a knot. Have a nice day! If you can. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/75 "2011-03-09T22:08:59Z")
HEY GUYS I’M A SHY PERSON WHOM EVERY WOMAN HATES BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL FILTHY BITCHES BUT l HAVE A WIFE AND WE HAVE LOTS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE THAT IS DEEP AND MEANINGFUL AND I CALL IT “MAKING LOVE” WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE SEVERAL CHILDREN BECAUSE THAT IS HOW MUCH LOVE WE MAKE ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/76 "2011-03-09T22:15:59Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > I’ll have to tell my wife and kids that I’m a lonely loser. Won’t she be shocked! Careful, brah! If she’s an HB 7+ make sure you neg hit her several times before saying anything about your loserdom. Always DHV or you’ll never contact close! [sub][handy translation guide](http://www.fastseduction.com/acronyms.shtml)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/77 "2011-03-09T22:16:22Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > I’ll have to tell my wife and kids that I’m a lonely loser. Won’t she be shocked! You don’t have a wife, nor do you have any kids. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/78 "2011-03-09T22:17:42Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > HEY GUYS I’M A SHY PERSON WHOM EVERY WOMAN HATES BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL FILTHY BITCHES BUT l HAVE A WIFE AND WE HAVE LOTS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE THAT IS DEEP AND MEANINGFUL AND I CALL IT “MAKING LOVE” WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE SEVERAL CHILDREN BECAUSE THAT IS HOW MUCH LOVE WE MAKE How did you get the board to let you post in all caps? I want to know! ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/79 "2011-03-09T22:18:18Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > How did you get the board to let you post in all caps? I want to know! Look for the lower-case l masquerading as an I. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/80 "2011-03-09T22:18:54Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > How did you get the board to let you post in all caps? I want to know! l’M NOT SURE HOW SFG DlD lT BUT I DID BY REPLACING SOME "I"S WlTH LOWERCASE "L"S. ETA DAMMIT SNIPED BUT AT LEAST I SHOWED INSTEAD OF TELLING [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=5)