# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/81 "2011-03-09T22:26:23Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Congratulations on your ability to wring a (gender-)feminist\* random insult generator utterly dry of content to cut and paste onto a message board! No, wait, you probably thought of ‘communist’ all by yourself. Given your level of intelligence it probably took a team of experts to show you how to spell that. > > - as opposed to equity feminist. Yes, I know, you dim bulbs need to google that to figure out the difference. Wow, so you have problems with reading comprehension as well. Now it all makes sense. You are a real life example of [Chris Griffin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Griffin). Except dumber. And less likely to get laid. Slee ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/82 "2011-03-09T22:37:25Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > How did you get the board to let you post in all caps? I want to know! “L have a wife.” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/83 "2011-03-09T22:52:43Z")
Maybe we can solve **Jacquelope** ’s dating problem with tariffs. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/84 "2011-03-09T22:55:01Z")
0.05% of all sex in the country is shipped to him? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/85 "2011-03-09T22:58:31Z")
Guys, I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think **Jaq** likes you. eta: oh, and, girls, too. But that’s because you’re evil. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/86 "2011-03-09T23:01:16Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > Ooh, so is this a poll? I hate you for making people on the political left look stupider by association. If this is a poll, I would like to cast my vote for free pie. eta: and for the record, I don’t associate **Jaq** with the left. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/87 "2011-03-09T23:15:20Z")
> [@LilShieste](#): > > Couldn’t help but think of this: > > [Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - 2011-01-22](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2132) Hey, that’s not XKCD! ---
**Author:** ![straight\_man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straight_man/32/3027_2.png) [@straight\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_man)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/88 "2011-03-09T23:16:01Z")
You win the thread. ETA: That was supposed to include the quote! I was talking to **RNATB**. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/89 "2011-03-09T23:49:17Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Careful, brah! If she’s an HB 7+ make sure you neg hit her several times before saying anything about your loserdom. Always DHV or you’ll never contact close! Let’s face it. With the social proof on display here, Jaq OQ’d himself for this board. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/90 "2011-03-10T01:16:20Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > This is a den of solid pro-offshoring advocates. It IS!!! :eek: Why did no one tell me? No wonder I feel so…out of place here. I’m surrounded by filthy _offshorers_! Man, this is worse than that time I accidentally went to that gay bar. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/91 "2011-03-10T01:33:40Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > It IS!!! :eek: Why did no one tell me? No wonder I feel so…out of place here. I’m surrounded by filthy _offshorers_! Man, this is worse than that time I accidentally went to that gay bar. Yeah, we offshore umbrella drinks around here, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/92 "2011-03-10T01:50:25Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > I’ve posted flawless cites showing their “Facts” are wrong. I need to start reading those posts and stop reading the ones where you make a monomaniacal ass out of yourself. > [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > I’ll have to tell my wife and kids that I’m a lonely loser. Won’t she be shocked! Hire a Chinese and he’ll do it for you. It’ll cost you pennies on the dollar. This is in the event she doesn’t know, of course. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/93 "2011-03-10T04:19:02Z")
Why can’t he just pay for it and shut the hell up? All this freakin’ whining and angst. Isn’t there porn on the internets he can yank it to? ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/94 "2011-03-10T04:44:24Z")
He finally creeped me out past the point of tolerance in that GD thread. That was my first exposure to him and it’s gonna be my last. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/95 "2011-03-10T04:58:28Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Why can’t he just pay for it and shut the hell up? All this freakin’ whining and angst. Isn’t there porn on the internets he can yank it to? Isn’t porn just outsourcing your orgasms? You can see the bind **Le Jacquelope** is in. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/96 "2011-03-10T11:49:44Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Isn’t porn just outsourcing your orgasms? You can see the bind **Le Jacquelope** is in. Wow, he likes to be bound **and** peed on? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/97 "2011-03-10T13:24:12Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > It IS??!! Man, this is worse than that time I accidentally went to that gay bar. For three hours. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/98 "2011-03-10T14:13:49Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > For three hours. > > Regards, > Shodan I like a good disco, is that so wrong?! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/99 "2011-03-10T20:20:37Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Why can’t he just pay for it and shut the hell up? All this freakin’ whining and angst. Isn’t there porn on the internets he can yank it to? I’d rather annoy trolls like you. But when one is as low down on the genetic totem pole as you are, it’s hard to hurt your feelings anymore than life already does. You guys and gals have a problem with women being held to the same rules as men. Because you fear women will be harmed by such equality. Obsequious and misogynistic in a patronizing manner - what a hilarious combination! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/100 "2011-03-10T20:27:45Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > I’d rather annoy trolls like you. But when one is as low down on the genetic totem pole as you are, it’s hard to hurt your feelings anymore than life already does. If you were [enjoying a sexually and emotionally fulfilling relationship], you wouldn’t have to make yourself feel better by believing that people like The Second Stone don’t. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=6)