# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/141 "2011-03-20T01:48:06Z")
Maybe **Le Jaq** is really… **Charlie Sheen!!!** It would explain all the “winning” in his posts… ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/142 "2011-03-20T01:49:48Z")
> [@Doctor](#): > > Maybe **Le Jaq** is really… **Charlie Sheen!!!** > > It would explain all the “winning” in his posts… Well, there’s a visual that I bet will prove impossible to dislodge. ETA: I read "posts’ as “pants”. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/143 "2011-03-20T01:55:56Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/144 "2011-03-20T02:21:05Z")
> [@Doctor](#): > > :eek: I’m truly sorry. But it had to be shared. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/145 "2011-03-20T03:03:28Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > He’s basically admitted it several times in The Pit. > > -XT You guys haven’t figured it out yet? 1. Jacquie has admitted to being a troll. 2. Trolling is against the rules and trolls get banned. 3. Jacquie has not been banned. 4. Jacquie is an economic mastermind. 5. Economic masterminds make lots of money. 6. The Dope was recently sold. 7. Someone with lots of money bought the Dope. Ergo, Jacquie OWNS the Dope. I, for one, would like to welcome our new idiot troll overlord. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/146 "2011-03-20T04:12:16Z")
I thought trolling was allowed in the Pit these days. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/147 "2011-03-21T02:32:28Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Perhaps it could be triggered by, say, the twentieth time you declare your own victory in a thread. Me winning? It’s more like you beating your own asses into a mudhole. The only thing I’ve declared here is your multitude of self-inflicted wounds. You’re a bunch of gender feminists. It’s surprising some of you haven’t bashed a boy’s head in just for being a boy, to score some sexual brownie points. Maybe the only reason you haven’t done it is because you’re not smart enough not to get caught. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/148 "2011-03-21T02:36:46Z")
Persecution complex much? Remember, chuckles, you’re the guy who yells at people for quoting your own words back to you. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/149 "2011-03-21T07:52:50Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Persecution complex much? Watching you make a total idiot of yourself and laughing at you is a persecution complex? Pointing out your strident disregard for men’s feelings and your intolerance for their right to express their frustrations with the system is a persecution complex? You really, seriously need more help than a dictionary to help you, sparky. > [@](#): > > Remember, chuckles, you’re the guy who yells at people for quoting your own words back to you. No, I laugh at you because you have piss poor reading comprehension and you get all in a huff when you instigate shit and I make you a victim of your own bullshit. So now you’ve shown you can masterfully confuse laughing at you and having fun at your expense with a persecution complex or yelling. All this because you’re threatened by the idea of men’s liberation. The mere mention of it sets your hair on fire. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/150 "2011-03-21T08:08:51Z")
Le Jackass is either delusional or stupid. Maybe both. ---
**Author:** ![emacknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ec8ea/32.png) [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/151 "2011-03-21T08:56:58Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Me winning? It’s more like you beating your own asses into a mudhole. The only thing I’ve declared here is your multitude of self-inflicted wounds. > > You’re a bunch of gender feminists. It’s surprising some of you haven’t bashed a boy’s head in just for being a boy, to score some sexual brownie points. Maybe the only reason you haven’t done it is because you’re not smart enough not to get caught. And don’t forget pro-offshorers, we loves us some offshoring. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/152 "2011-03-21T09:55:48Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > It’s obvious that few of you get out much. There are a lot of men’s rights advocates out there who are married. And men’s rights GROUPS who have women as members. If you ever encountered such groups _your heads would explode_. And that makes me happy, because eventually you will venture out into the sun and you will at some point find this out. Dude, I can think of almost nothing as UNmanly as joining a “men’s rights group”. You “earn” your “liberation” like the rest of us. By doing “manly” things - hanging out in strip clubs, making beef jerky, shitting with the door open. Stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/153 "2011-03-21T14:43:26Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > All this because you’re threatened by the idea of men’s liberation. The mere mention of it sets your hair on fire. 😃 Liberation from what, exactly? Getting paid more for the same work hours? Being addressed first by car salesmen? ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/154 "2011-03-21T14:44:34Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > By doing “manly” things - hanging out in strip clubs, Manly! > [@](#): > > making beef jerky Semi-manly only, if done in an oven. Full marks if fire is involved. > [@](#): > > shitting with the door open. Not manly. In fact…kinda disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![emacknight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ec8ea/32.png) [@emacknight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emacknight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/155 "2011-03-21T17:07:56Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Dude, I can think of almost nothing as UNmanly as joining a “men’s rights group”. You “earn” your “liberation” like the rest of us. By doing “manly” things - hanging out in strip clubs, making beef jerky, shitting with the door open. Stuff like that. Extra points for all three at once. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/156 "2011-03-21T17:53:40Z")
“That’s not beef jerky in my pocket” ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/157 "2011-03-21T21:12:11Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Shot From Guns aka Runny Snotgun is the radical notion that the only way to win sexual brownie points with women is to make up lies about others who question the sexual status quo - essentially being a catty little he-bitch who can’t muster one iota of original thought because all his thinking is outsourced to India. Did your mom help you with this one? The fact that you got my gender wrong was the only remotely funny thing about this, and you didn’t even do that on purpose. Actually, who am I kidding–you probably hate your mother, too. She’s probably just another one of those bitches who didn’t treat you right. > [@palacheck](#): > > I guess if the girls get **margin** then it’s only fair that the boys get **Le Jacquelope**. Eh, not even remotely comparable. \*\*margin \*\*can be a bit… enthusiastic, but she’s nowhere near as creepy as **Le Jac**. > [@Zakalwe](#): > > 1. The Dope was recently sold. > 2. Someone with lots of money bought the Dope. Wait, what?! Dammit, there goes my plan for when I win the lottery. :mad: > [@Ludovic](#): > > “That’s not beef jerky in my pocket” “But I’m going to gnaw on it anyway.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/158 "2011-03-22T22:09:19Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > I thought trolling was allowed in the Pit these days. Trolling is, indeed, illegal in the Pit. The problem is, what does trolling mean in a forum specifically dedicated to calling each other dickheads? The most common form of trolling is posting something inflammatory in order to spark a fight. But that’s what the Pit is _for_. So, by necessity, we use a more restricted definition of trolling for the BBQ Pit, the essential component of which is that the suspected troll must be clearly posting in bad faith - that is, presenting a view he doesn’t actually hold, simply because he knows it will create controversy. It’s a very difficult standard to prove, and I tend to err on the side of caution by taking most posters here at face value. In this case, for example, I’m willing to believe that **Le Jaquelope** is presenting ideas he holds in earnest. His eagerness to fight over those ideas is not a rules violation, so long as he keeps it to the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/159 "2011-03-23T06:02:33Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Dude, I can think of almost nothing as UNmanly as joining a “men’s rights group”. You “earn” your “liberation” like the rest of us. By doing “manly” things - hanging out in strip clubs, making beef jerky, shitting with the door open. Stuff like that. Part of liberation is not having to be concerned with what paleolithic knuckle dragging anachronisms like you define as manly or feminine. The problem with this thread is that it demonstrates how scared women are of guys having more freedom from ancient and out of data gender rules. It detracts from a woman’s concept of absolute monopoly on the struggle for freedom. Women always think the world is out to get them and cannot stand to imagine that the world is hard on everyone. In fact, just saying that is going to send you guys and gals into an even bigger frenzy! Oh, but you call telling the truth “trolling” - which makes it even more fun to watch you go into another frothing fit. Women want to be free of gender rules, but they absolutely loathe men who pursue the same freedoms. And many men hate men who are, unlike them, not intimidated by these rules. That is the ENTIRE theme of this thread. > [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Did your mom help you with this one? The fact that you got my gender wrong My bad. You’re an “it”. Sillyme. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Edie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Little\_Edie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Edie)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/160 "2011-03-23T14:41:45Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Did your mom help you with this one? The fact that you got my gender wrong was the only remotely funny thing about this, and you didn’t even do that on purpose. I’m sure there’s some perfectly good reason to assume everyone on the internet is male until they prove otherwise, you’re just too scared of freedom to figure it out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=9)