# Wow, Jaquelope. You are all kinds of nuts! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941 "2011-03-08T17:31:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/161 "2011-03-23T15:25:51Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > That is the ENTIRE theme of this thread. No, the theme of this thread is that you are a boring, clueless dolt. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/162 "2011-03-23T15:30:57Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > My bad. You’re an “it”. Sillyme. That’s it! Keep covering your mistakes with weak insults, it really heats me up! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/163 "2011-03-24T06:48:29Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > That’s it! Keep covering your mistakes with weak insults, it really heats me up! Mistakes? You’re so dim you don’t even realize your last pathetic attempt at a comeback insinuated that a woman (my mother) helped me counter-insult you. Yeah, I know, you don’t get it - because you’re an idiot. But then what else can I expect from a self-described woman (which is itself an insult to human females) who is obsessed with hypergamy and absolute gender entitlement? You’re a relic who thinks liberation can only exist for women. And you don’t even try to deny it when I point it out. Because I’m not wrong when I diagnose you like this: in fact, you’re proud of it. You’re only flailing at me because you want to keep your status of privilege and gender entitlement and you won’t tolerate anyone who questions that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/164 "2011-03-24T14:33:13Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Mistakes? You’re so dim you don’t even realize your last pathetic attempt at a comeback insinuated that a woman (my mother) helped me counter-insult you. Yeah, I know, you don’t get it - because you’re an idiot. > > But then what else can I expect from a self-described woman (which is itself an insult to human females) who is obsessed with hypergamy and absolute gender entitlement? > > You’re a relic who thinks liberation can only exist for women. And you don’t even try to deny it when I point it out. Because I’m not wrong when I diagnose you like this: in fact, you’re proud of it. You’re only flailing at me because you want to keep your status of privilege and gender entitlement and you won’t tolerate anyone who questions that. 😃 Ooh, swing and a miss at the low fastball. Can’t really blame him for that one, that suffix has fooled better hitters than this guy. ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/165 "2011-03-24T14:46:27Z")
> [@storyteller0910](#): > > Ooh, swing and a miss at the low fastball. Can’t really blame him for that one, that suffix has fooled better hitters than this guy. In another thread, he claims to be a successful Pick Up Artist. How does he hide his hostility while he’s cutting a swathe through the nubiles? Could it be that he’s shading the truth? ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/166 "2011-03-24T14:48:40Z")
I just think it’s funny that he has these well developed theories on the way men are and the way women are and the way society deals with each, but he’s confidently misidentified the gender of two posters on this page alone - and tailored his responses to them according to those misidentifications. @ **Jacq** , just to save you from screwing up another one, I’m male, married, and have never been aware of the cold boot of female oppression on my neck or whatever the hell you’re talking about. Maybe I’ve been oppressed without knowing it, though; what would be the warning signs? ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/167 "2011-03-24T14:57:06Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > But then what else can I expect from a self-described woman (which is itself an insult to human females) who is obsessed with hypergamy and absolute gender entitlement? Excuse me? Read the sig. I’m honestly curious as to have you cite were I self-described as a woman, too. > [@](#): > > You’re a relic who thinks liberation can only exist for women. And you don’t even try to deny it when I point it out. Because I’m not wrong when I diagnose you like this: in fact, you’re proud of it. You’re only flailing at me because you want to keep your status of privilege and gender entitlement and you won’t tolerate anyone who questions that. 😃 When did I say that, again? Wasn’t it enough that I got savaged by **margin** (-ally coherent) in the last rape thread where I complained about burden of proof? I mean, make no mistake, I DO have a status of privilege and gender entitlement (being, y’know, a man), and I think that kinda sucks. Keep the weak insults coming, though, I’m nearly at half-mast! > [@storyteller](#): > > Can’t really blame him for that one, that suffix has fooled better hitters than this guy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/168 "2011-03-24T15:15:41Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Part of liberation is not having to be concerned with what paleolithic knuckle dragging anachronisms like you define as manly or feminine. Look, if you feel more “liberated” wearing a woman’s dress and carry around a purse, I’m not going to criticize your lifestyle choice. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/169 "2011-03-24T15:23:48Z")
It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/170 "2011-03-24T15:36:05Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel… > > -XT No, it’s a European shoulder bag. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/171 "2011-03-24T15:58:28Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > In another thread, he claims to be a successful **Pick Up Artist**. How does he hide his hostility while he’s cutting a swathe through the nubiles? I’ve been assuming, by analogy with Sandwich Artist, that he’s actually a school bus driver. > [@storyteller0910](#): > > @ **Jacq** , just to save you from screwing up another one, I’m male, married, and have never been aware of the cold boot of female oppression on my neck or whatever the hell you’re talking about. Maybe I’ve been oppressed without knowing it, though; what would be the warning signs? I am DEFINITELY under the cold boot of one female’s oppression. She’s just about 17 weeks old, and if she smiles I’ll do anything she wants. Granted, what she wants is to have the little piggies game played with her toes and the drool wiped off, but I’m sure the cold boot is coming any second now. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/172 "2011-03-24T16:27:21Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Part of liberation is not having to be concerned with what paleolithic knuckle dragging anachronisms like you define as manly or feminine. But we _do_, apparently, have to put up with it from you? Since you called me a “catty little he-bitch” when you thought I was a man, and all. > [@](#): > > The problem with this thread is that it demonstrates how scared women are of guys having more freedom from ancient and out of data gender rules. I guess we agree–your “gender rules” are in fact \*not \*supported by data. > [@](#): > > My bad. You’re an “it”. Sillyme. Yup, no gender rules for you! > [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > Mistakes? You’re so dim you don’t even realize your last pathetic attempt at a comeback insinuated that a woman (my mother) helped me counter-insult you. Yeah, I know, you don’t get it - because you’re an idiot. > > But then what else can I expect from a self-described woman (which is itself an insult to human females) who is obsessed with hypergamy and absolute gender entitlement? Psssssst, I think \*\*Le Jaq \*\*can’t read. He thinks everybody in this thread is the same person. > [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > In another thread, he claims to be a successful Pick Up Artist. Except that he is married! To a wife who loves him and he loves her! And they make love and it is very deep and meaningful! And they have some kids or something, because they have lots of sex and when you have sex you get kids. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/173 "2011-03-24T16:41:12Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I’ve been assuming, by analogy with Sandwich Artist, that he’s actually a school bus driver. Win. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/174 "2011-03-24T17:17:28Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Except that he is married! To a wife who loves him and he loves her! And they make love and it is very deep and meaningful! And they have some kids or something, because they have lots of sex and when you have sex you get kids. I’m waiting for the day when he starts a sock that he pretends is his wife. She’ll insist that he’s a wonderful husband and father, and that he has an 11 inch cock with which he gives her earth-shattering orgasms every night of the week and twice on Sundays. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/175 "2011-03-24T17:59:15Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > I’m waiting for the day when he starts a sock that he pretends is his wife. She’ll insist that he’s a wonderful husband and father, and that he has an 11 inch cock with which he gives her earth-shattering orgasms every night of the week and twice on Sundays. Given **Le Jaqoff** ’s propensity for bombast and ridiculous self-aggrandizement, I think you’re underestimating. I’m betting something closer to 24". ---
**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/176 "2011-03-24T18:06:37Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Psssssst, I think \*\*Le Jaq \*\*can’t read. He thinks everybody in this thread is the same person. He thinks that I wholeheartedly support offshoring. I don’t. I just think his arguments against it are retarded. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/177 "2011-03-24T18:21:26Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Excuse me? Read the sig. Funny thing is, barring someone calling themselves Ariel in this post-Little Mermaid world\*, ‘-iel’ screams ‘male’ to me, due to the angelic connection. - Disney has much to answer for. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/178 "2011-03-24T18:24:41Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > Funny thing is, barring someone calling themselves Ariel in this post-Little Mermaid world\*, ‘-iel’ screams ‘male’ to me, due to the angelic connection. > > - Disney has much to answer for. Blame Tolkien, too. Lacking angel-specific context, it doesn’t say angelic male to me, it says elven female. (See: Galadriel.) ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/179 "2011-03-24T21:05:09Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > Blame Tolkien, too. Lacking angel-specific context, it doesn’t say angelic male to me, it says elven female. (See: Galadriel.) Now I’m going to have to ask The Powers that Be if “Dude McHugeCockiel” is a valid name change. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941/180 "2011-03-29T02:48:00Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#): > > In another thread, he claims to be a successful Pick Up Artist. Where do I say that you idiot? I never said anything of the sort. You have a serious reading comprehension problem. But hey, that’s not as bad as calling a guy a girl or a girl a guy, I suppose. Can someone find the text where I said I claimed to be a pick-up artist? Anyone? Hello? Yeah, thought so. The silence is deafening. Probably because you idiots hacked off your own asses… again… and are a little too embarrassed to respond. And now for a hilarious example of a hysterically paranoid woman in action: [quote] > [@Is the "pick up artist" movement an inherently good or bad thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-pick-up-artist-movement-an-inherently-good-or-bad-thing/572932/637): > > Well, pretty much. But since the PUA thing is apparently just a very detailed, very time-consuming way of answering “How high?” when a game-playing woman says “Jump,” I don’t really care if “No means no” has the dread repercussion of… some guys sometimes don’t get to have sex that night. > > If a guy takes no for no, the worst that happens is he goes home alone. > > If a guy takes no for yes, the worst that happens is a woman gets raped. > > Given the stats on date rape, given the claims in this thread that especially when guys just get started down this path they have trouble “calibrating,” and given the rather persistent vibe that this isn’t about women as individuals but women as trophies, I think building a system around this type of game playing is dangerous as hell. LOL!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-jaquelope-you-are-all-kinds-of-nuts/573941.md?page=10)