Wow, KING KONG is a wonderful, epic..chick flick! Who knew?!

Ahh, so that’s the film I stumbled into after buying a ticket for King Kong

…so, if you don’t want to judge the merits of a movie by its box-office or by its reviews, how would you judge it?

“Obvious flaws” are subjective-what you see as an obvious flaw, someone else may see as a masterpeice. For everybody that complains about the length of a movie, another one will say it was just right.

They most certainly worked their asses off: the same production crew has been working for the last five years straight on four multi-million dollar movies: what does that have to do with my objectivity?

How many other film productions have matched the scale of what was done with the LOTR and the Kong films? Of the top 100 hundred films for all time box office, there are only four movies that are not “Hollywood Films”, and they are the Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Crocodile Dundee-with the LOTR movies being in the top 20. Why do you think that is?

See? We can disagree!

So?

Rubbish. Universal was all set to tell Jackson to cut the movie until they saw it.

Strawman. What in Jackson’s history makes you think he would do that? He has always been concious of the needs of the studio-and if they had said cut the movie, he undoubtably would have. I would like to see a citation if you believe otherwise.

…so from the critical acclaim the movie is getting, would you say its fair to call Boyens and Walsh idiots? And yes, Jackson, Boyens and Walsh write together: and Walsh and Jackson have written together almost since day one. Is Jackson an idiot?

So does that make Boyens and Walsh idiots? Do you wish the movie to fail so they get fired? If all your saying is that you had problems with the writing, you have no arguement from me-I may disagree with you, but that doesn’t make your criticism any less valid. But if, for some reason, you decided to accuse Jackson of having an affair with Boyens, and that was the cause of the “bad writing”, can you see a reason to object?

Fair comment, and rightly noted as being your opinion-something that Omniscient never stated.

Jackson’s falling? After one day at the box-office, the movie was called a flop. By the end of the weekend, the movie had met Studio expectations, and is still garnering critical praise. What is this “fall” you speak of?

Which, you must admit, is a shame. I also feel that people lash out just for the sake of it: note the criticism of Serenity or the new series of Lost, or the Lucas films. There is nothing wrong with critical appraisal, there is everything wrong with being a “hater” for the sake of hating.

Well, I’m glad that I stated several times that I’m not dismisisng all criticism: I said it twice in my last post and several times here. Do you consider that I am “dismissing all criticism of a particular film as the whining of fanboys”? Do you consider that Omniscient’s comments were rational, objective criticism’s like those offered by everybody else in the thread? Did I take issue with anyone else’s problems with the movie?

Or maybe he made the movie he wanted to make, and that he thought people wanted to see. Maybe he did listen to those around him, and made decisions that he thought were best for the movie and the studio. Maybe the studio saw it, were blown away with it and decided to release it as is.

Flawed or not, I don’t see a need to call people behind the production “idiots”, ‘almost’ wish for the failure of the film, and accuse the writing team of having a “disturbing polygamous relationship” when no such relationship exists. This film is far from a spectacular failure, its a critical hit, with great overseas box office and building domestic box office numbers. Many people in this thread were blown away with the movie, and others loathed it-such as life. It is one thing to critique a movie, it is another to defame its writing team.

You know what? I go by a number of things to judge a flick, one of which being how long a film stays popular with the general public.

Obvious flaws doesn’t have to be subjective, and in fact, when I stated that, I wasn’t even thinking about the length of the film, but about problems with the matting, poorly rendered images, and the like. It might be subjective on whether or not the auidience will be bothered by it, but it isn’t subjective that the mask for the matt is off.

The folks at Industrial Light and Magic, and dozens of other companies do the same all the time, yet no one else feels compelled to raise the issue.

Off the top of my head, I can think of several: Back to the Future I, II, III, Star Wars Ep I, II, III, and War of the Worlds.

Again, I don’t think that using box office gross is a good way of measuring of how good a film is. After all, Mad Max had a much smaller box office gross that Crocodile Dundee, but it’s a definately a better flick, and no doubt over the years has made more money through video sales. However, if you want to play that game, I will point out from a marketing standpoint, that the LOTR films came presold to their audience, via the books which had been in print for some 40-50 years. So, in the opening days of the films you can expect a large turnout (this is when the studio makes it’s money), given the film’s subject matter, if you load up on special effects lots more people can be expected to turn out, just to see how well the effects look. As for Crocodile Dundee, it’s certainly not a box office hit because Paul Hogan’s a genius. The rest of the movies he’s done (including some movie where he’s a guy who thinks he’s an angel and two sequels to CD) have pretty much tanked at the box office.

Well, I don’t know about you, but I go to see a flick because I hope it has a good story, if the script sucks, I don’t care how pretty the things look on the screen.

Got a cite for that?

Gee, I don’t know, maybe because I figured that Jackson considered himself an artist and all artists have times when they won’t budge on their creative choices. Some times they’re right, some times they’re not.

Well, you know, Anne Rice’s books tend to get great reviews when they’re released (not her most recent ones, though) and frankly I can’t stand any of them, and IMHO she is an idiot. Do you think it’s fair for me to say that?

I don’t necessarily think so, but I can see how someone might feel that way.

Actually, given that the primary purpose behind the internet is so that people can slander one another anonomously and exchange porn, no, I don’t really see the reason to object.

I never said Jackson was falling.

yeah, but unless someone proves themselves to be a general hater of everything I still listen to what they have to say, and I weight their comments carefully. I may not agree with them on anything, but I’m not going to waste my time (or theirs) trying to convince them they’re wrong, since there’s not a damn thing I can say that’s going to change their mind.

I’d take your comments a lot more seriously if you were a bit more dispassionate in them and if you hadn’t mentioned anything about it being a home team production.

I wouldn’t label everyone’s comments rational, objective, be they criticism or praise. Certainly, there are instances of both in this thread, but I’d not single Omniscient as being the only person not being objective.

Yeah, mine.

It’s never that simple.

As far as you know. They may, in fact, have kinky sex orgies all the time. Admittedly it’s unlikely, but still possible.

Depends upon how you define “defame.” Some people would take any negative comments about the film as defaming Jackson, et. al. Other people would consider comments about Jackson & Co. felching dead goats and using Kong to give the public a dirty Sanchez par for the course for the internet.

Bit late but I just thought of this this morning.

When he was on top of the building he should have said

Ludo DOWN

No, the same people who hated it back when it was released and became a hit are the same people who hate it now. Most if not all of the people who thought it was a good/great movie then still think so now, it’s just they’ve never been as vocal as the haters, who often seemed to latch onto one or two things that they really couldn’t stand and then painted the whole movie with their irrational “bad movie” brush.

Having just watched it again via the new DVD special edition release, and not having seen it since it was in the theaters, I found that Titanic still holds up for me today. It was as interesting, as exciting and as moving to me the day before yesterday as it was back in 1997. It was the same excellent movie I remembered, and I believe it is, and always will be considered, a classic.
Back on topic, we saw King Kong again last night and the pacing worked for me even better than the first time. The opening scenes in New York went by much quicker, as did the scenes on the ship. Scenes on Skull Island that seemed to go on for a long time, such as the dino stampede, the bug pit, and the rex fights were over much sooner than I remembered. I liked the movie even better the 2nd time. Since I’d seen the midnight show the first time and was very tired, it was refreshing to see it again fully alert.

I don’t know what the box office numbers are now, but the theater we went to is showing it on 4 screens, and they are selling out showings. We had to go to a later showing than the one we planned on because the one we wanted was sold out. The one we did go to was packed.

Funny, I couldn’t seem to escape the people saying the film was a wonderful movie when it was in theaters, now however, it seems like people are willing to pop up and express a dislike for the film.

Perhaps, but then again, if you look at films/writers/artists that have cleaned up at awards/been hugely popular during their time, you’ll find that they don’t always remain so. Indeed, many of the most popular classical composers today are ones who were almost completely ignored during their lifetime. It is, quite simply too early to say for certain what the final opinion will be.

I’m happy for you. The film completely worked for you, but it didn’t for me. I didn’t think it was the worst steaming pile to ever grace the screen, but it was, IMHO, far from a perfect film and could have benefitted from a little tweaking here and there.

Well, I never doubted that the film would make plenty of money for the studio. Given the loyalty of Jackson fans and the tendancy of US films pulling in more money overseas than they do domestically, plus the various marketing tie-ins, future DVD sales, etc. the worst that I figured the film could do was break even.

One thing that worries me, though, is if this film becomes a runaway hit, it could encourage Hollywood to churn out more remakes and I doubt that the majority of them will be very good. And all of us will wind up there, in the theater seats screaming, “You festering bastards! I want my money and the two hours of my life back!”

How likely is that?

Seriously dude, where you bin for the last 10 years or so?

Cuz otherwise, think of the horrors we could be subjected to if KK is a hit and Hollywood suddenly decides to start making bad remakes . . . [insert wavy dream lines] . . .


2005	King Kong 
2005	Yours, Mine and Ours 
2005	The Fog 
2005	The Bad News Bears 
2005	Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 
2005	Dark Water 
2005	The War of the Worlds 
2005	The Longest Yard 
2005	House of Wax
2005	The Amityville Horror 
2005	Guess Who 
2005	Assault On Precinct 13 
2004	Flight of the Phoenix 
2004	Alfie 
2004	Grudge, The 
2004	Shall We Dance?
2004	Taxi 
2004	Wicker Park 
2004	The Manchurian Candidate 
2004	Around the World in 80 Days 
2004	The Stepford Wives 
2004	Man on Fire
2004	Walking Tall 
2004	The Ladykillers 
2004	Dawn of the Dead 
2003	Cheaper by the Dozen 
2003	Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The
2003	Freaky Friday 
2003	The Italian Job 
2003	In-Laws, The
2001	Vanilla Sky 
2001	Ocean's Eleven 
2001	Planet of the Apes 
2000	Bedazzled 
2000	Shaft 
2000	Gone in 60 Seconds 
1999	The Bachelor 
1999	Mummy, The 
1999	King and I, The 
1998	Psycho 
1998	Parent Trap, The
1998	Doctor Dolittle 
1996	The Nutty Professor 
1996	The Birdcage 
1995	Sabrina


Yeah, I know, we’ve been subjected to a lot of them of late, I just don’t want it to get any worse. Ya know what I mean?

I’d like to understand the reasoning behind this.

Work through it logically: There’s absolujtely no disincentive to making remakes as it stands. Michael Bay just made a very tidy sum, thank you very much, by producing a completely shitty remake of a twenty-five-year-old movie that is itself generally regarded as one of the shittiest movies ever made. You’re worried that an excellent remake of a seventy-year-old movie that’s generally regarded as excellent will inspire more dull remakes of dull movies?

If there’s a lesson for producers here, it’s if you want a runaway hit, make a movie that doesn’t suck. Remake doesn’t enter into it.

Except, of course, you’re forgetting the whole “presold” concept. A film like King Kong comes “presold” in a couple of different ways, first there’s the fact that a director like Jackson is a hot property these days, so any film he’s got out there is automatically going to attract an audience (even if it does suck, since hard core fans will have to go see it for themselves [ultra hard core fans will never admit that it does and will see it repeatedly]). A remake of Kong will appeal to fans of the original, since they’ll already be familiar with the concept and will be inclined to go see it. It will also appeal to people who hated the 1976 remake, since they’ll be hoping that “someone’s finally got it right” as well as fans who liked the 1976 remake. Given that Hollywood’s run by beancounters and not artistic types, they’ll be more likely to greenlight such a film over one where everything has to be explained to them (in a five minute pitch session, which IIRC, is all you get).

Even directors with established track records often have trouble trying to get films made. Terry Gilliam wants to do a film version of Good Omens, but last I heard, he couldn’t get a studio to support him on it. Hell, Ridley Scott’s having trouble getting a “special edition” DVD of Bladerunner released! (Last I heard, he wanted to do a huge multi-disk set complete with commentaries, every version of the film that’d ever be released, and the like, but someone in charge of the rights refuses to give him permission, and it’s a cult classic!)

The writers responsible for Starship Troopers originally went to the studio and said, “We want to do bugs in space.” The studio said, “We need something better than that.” So the writers dug around and found that no one had optioned the film rights to Starship Troopers, checked to see that Heinlein’s estate was willing to sell them, then went back to the studio and said, “Okay, we can get the rights to Starship Troopers and it’ll have the same target demographic as the Alien series since it’s a similar subject.” The studio said, “Deal.” (I’m paraphrasing a bit and going off memories of an article in a magazine like Entertainment Weekly, so take that with a grain of salt, but it matches in tone with things I’ve read about other films, so even if I’ve screwed up some of the details, I don’t think it’s totally out of whack.)

And this isn’t a totally unreasonable stance on the part of the studios, since they’re going to be investing tens, if not hunderds, of millions of dollars on the production, so they’re going to want to be certain of a return on their investment, doing a remake, or another film in a franchise (or a new film similar to an existing successful franchise) is going, in their eyes, to be more likely to make money, than a film with a great script, that the general public doesn’t know about. Studios like the pre-Disney Miramax and Merchant Ivory, where they focus on great scripts, great casts, and then what the box office take will be, are the rarity.

The viewing public is also a bit to blame. How many of us have looked at the trailer for a film loaded with special effects and said, “Well, even if the story sucks, the film will at least look cool.”? So we go, then, of course, we discover that it doesn’t matter how cool the film looked, the story sucked so hard, we couldn’t focus on the eye candy (Pearl Harbor is a perfect example of this.). If we’d simply said, “Oh shit, this is a Jerry Bruckhiemer production, it’s probably going to suck hard.” and then stayed away from the film, hacks like him would soon be out of a job. (Not to say that every Bruckheimer film blows, just 99.99999999% of them do.)

NPR piece somewhat related to these issues.

Saw it this afternoon. I’m with those who thought it was way too long. I spent the last 15 minutes thinking “could you just kill the damn ape so I can go pee?”

One little factoid – according to the IMDb, the costumes the “natives” wore in the B’way show at the end are the same as the costumes the real natives wore in the original. Heh.

Overall, it was good – but it was definitely too long.

I loved it. That movie has everything.

It’s a better King Kong than the original; it’s a better Jurassic Park than Jurassic Park; it’s got about half an Ed Wood movie stuffed in there; Jack Black does a good Orson Welles; it’s got gore; it’s got a good love story. Maybe even a little African Queen.

The only genre they tried but didn’t get was silent movie - Naomi Watts just isn’t funny doing her Vaudeville bits.

Meh. I saw it last night and that’s what I’m left with.

It’s a good movie. It’s not even close to a great movie. I’d even say that it’s only matinee worthy - don’t pay full price for it.

Way, way too long - by at least 45 minutes. I like Jackson as much as the next guy, but he needs an editor. Action sequences went on for far too long, and there were far too many soulful gazes. Too much bad CGI - Jackson needed to spend some more money to make these scenes better. I think he loses the audience too many times, and he require them to suspend their disbelief too much.

But Adrian Brody’s worth at least $3 of the purchase price.