# Wow... now that is dress! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 6, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218 "2013-11-06T04:30:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/21 "2013-11-06T17:01:41Z")
Speaking of Jason Alexander, this picture reminds me of a Seinfeld quote: “The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine.” In the case of Jaimie Alexander, not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/22 "2013-11-06T18:24:36Z")
I can imagine the conversation before she left the house: “Honey, can you see anything inappropriate from any angles?” “Well, anyone standing over to your right will be able to see your hairless pussy.” “Eh, I can live with that. OK, I’m ready to go”. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/23 "2013-11-06T22:16:35Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Yow. > > And couldn’t they have put the zipper off to the side, in the solid portion? It really intrudes on the back shear panel. I was going to mention that. And if I were her, I would wear one of the c-strings. Well, actually I wouldn’t wear the dress unless I was one of the porn stars going to that porn star movie award thing in Vegas or wherever it is. [and if you don’t know what a c-string is, you google it.] ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/24 "2013-11-06T23:24:12Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > I can imagine the conversation before she left the house: > > “Honey, can you see anything inappropriate from any angles?” > > “Well, anyone standing over to your right will be able to see your hairless pussy.” > > “Eh, I can live with that. OK, I’m ready to go”. You can’t argue with results - I’ve heard nothing else about the premiere. Did Portman, Helmsworth, Huddleston, Russo, Denning, and Hopkins not show? If they did, they needn’t have bothered. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/25 "2013-11-06T23:28:59Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > I was going to mention that. > > And if I were her, I would wear one of the c-strings. Well, actually I wouldn’t wear the dress unless I was one of the porn stars going to that porn star movie award thing in Vegas or wherever it is. [and if you don’t know what a c-string is, you google it.] It looks ummm, kinda springy. I mean, would you be able to move much? I can just see some poor girl trying to dance or something and SPROING!!! Meanwhile across the dance floor “OW, who socked me in the eye”? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/26 "2013-11-06T23:36:20Z")
> [@kushiel](#): > > Bonus mission: Google her deleted scene from the first Thor movie. I’m at work, so I’m not looking for it, but basically she comes to Earth but shows up naked and freaks out a dad and his son out camping. That’s odd; she shows up the same way in [Kyle XY](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756509/?ref_=nv_sr_1)and doesn’t so much freak the guy out as kill him. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/27 "2013-11-06T23:53:49Z")
> [@leahcim](#): > > I initially misread this as _Jason_ Alexander showed up wearing a sheer dress. Believe it or not George isn’t appropriately dressed From some angles you can see his peepee ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/28 "2013-11-07T00:11:19Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > And if I were her, I would wear one of the c-strings. Well, actually I wouldn’t wear the dress unless I was one of the porn stars going to that porn star movie award thing in Vegas or wherever it is. [and if you don’t know what a c-string is, you google it.] _\_ Wow, that looks like some kind of crotch-parasite. “I went swimming, and when I got out of the water this thing had latched onto me!” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/29 "2013-11-07T01:57:49Z")
A woman reviews the [c-string](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_npYfKjJK0). ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/30 "2013-11-07T03:04:08Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Unfortunately, I think the appeal of that dress lies mainly in its novelty. I’d say the appeal of that dress lies in Jaimie Alexander and nothing but Jaimie Alexander being in it. Which briefly improved the world. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/31 "2013-11-07T03:10:52Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > A woman reviews the [c-string](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_npYfKjJK0). Funny, it doesn’t _look_ null-terminated. ---
**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/32 "2013-11-07T05:29:40Z")
That dress, uh, raises the bar on what one needs to wear to get into the news. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/33 "2013-11-07T06:18:53Z")
So, where do we find more pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow? ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/34 "2013-11-07T15:57:58Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > There’s boobies on the page; it’s not just her picture. I wasn’t complaining about the moderation, more commenting on the difference is office jobs vs Hollywood jobs. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218/35 "2013-11-07T17:13:35Z")
> [@](#): > > Wow… now that is dress! It’s such dress, it make forget words. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-now-that-is-dress/673218.md?page=1)