# WOW on South Park - 10/4

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 4, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296 "2006-10-04T19:31:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/41 "2006-10-05T16:43:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Jayn\_Newell]  
Blah, you’re right. That’s the zone I was thinking of, but I got the name mixed up with Alterac. I haven’t spent much time there since I finished levelling my druid (which was last winter).  
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The battle was just outside stromgard, lucky they didn’t get jumped by some raptors too and get durability loss.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/42 "2006-10-05T17:14:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Shoshana]  
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, right? RIGHT?!  
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Ok, keep telling yourself that… 😉

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/43 "2006-10-05T17:17:51Z")

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This was a lousy episode that didn’t make me laugh once, but that may be colored by the fact that I paid $50 for that damn game, and thought it was boring as hell (and had crappy graphics, to boot).

Quests, swords, elves, orcs, knights… if someone could come up with something that hasn’t been done 10,000 times, I might be interested.

Bah.

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/44 "2006-10-05T17:21:51Z")

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I loved it and all you haters can bite me. 😃

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/45 "2006-10-05T17:59:03Z")

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I love wow. I love south park. I found the episode to be just… blah. I think i chuckled maybe once. It just wasn’t very funny and didn’t do much more to mock the gamer stereotypes than has been done a million times before.

Although one of my addict gamer friends did look EXACTLY like the uber gamer in the episode.

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/46 "2006-10-05T18:04:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong]  
There are items with 40+ stamina in game now. They also said it’s 120dps and has a mana burn on hit. I could see something like that maaaybe in The Burning Crusade, and there’ll be better stuff in the expansions after that for sure.  
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On a one-hander? (And I’m pretty sure it was a one-hander.) Man, I wants me that for my rogue. /drool

(And apparently it’s BoE!) 😉

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/47 "2006-10-05T18:08:18Z")

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I got a few good laughs out of it. The biggest was when Butters entered the game as a dwarf exactly like Cartman’s.

I kinda felt like the episode was a sly wink to the team that [killed Kerafyrm](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerafyrm), the “unkillable” creature that finally was brought down by 180+ determined players in a three-hour battle.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/48 "2006-10-05T18:38:11Z")

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I thought it was a solid episode; not great, however.

It also made me think of those guilds zerg-rushing Kerafym in EQ.

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**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/49 "2006-10-05T18:49:59Z")

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This episode was… alright. The best stuff was ‘offline’ - the “world… of Warcraft” lines were funny, and Cartman’s “Hitler/French” speech to Clyde (though predictable) was great. The ‘online’ stuff was pretty much cliche, though, and not really all that funny. “Solid” is a good word for this one.

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/50 "2006-10-05T19:06:15Z")

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I admit that I fell out of my chair when one of the players said, “TIMMEH!”

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/51 "2006-10-05T19:06:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Gozu Tashoya]  
On a one-hander? (And I’m pretty sure it was a one-hander.) Man, I wants me that for my rogue. /drool

(And apparently it’s BoE!) 😉  
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Nah, the really high stamina pieces are usually chest pieces, and some helms. I think the Helm of Narv has something like that. Right now there are things somewhere around half that good in game. 70ish dps 1-handers, if you want to be really geeky, go to [thottbot.com](http://thottbot.com) and growse the items. Gressil is one you would be interested in with a sword rogue.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/52 "2006-10-05T19:32:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Astroboy14]

It also made me think of those guilds zerg-rushing Kerafym in EQ.  
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I remember that day/weekend. I wasn’t involved in the raid, as I played on another server, but there was a chat channel set up where you could follow the action. The fight lasted about forever, and there was some controversy at the end. Some folks claimed that the raid leader called for all the Wizards to “Mana Burn” , but delayed his own casting so he could get the killshot.

Funny thing is, after this epic fight, The Sleeper finally went down…and dropped no loot. Sony never intended him to be killable–didn’t even think it was possible–so he had no loot table.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/53 "2006-10-05T20:27:22Z")

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I’ve never played World of Warcraft (and I don’t plan to), but I thought this was a funny episode. I loved Cartman’s little motivational speech: “If you had the chance to kill Hitler, wouldn’t you? Well, personally, I wouldn’t, because I thought he was a cool guy, but still…”

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/54 "2006-10-05T21:16:08Z")

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Ah, man, they played Alliance?  
:dubious:  
Lame.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/55 "2006-10-05T21:28:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Jayn\_Newell]

I did love how much Cartman was micro-managing though, and the tone of his voice as he did it. He reminded me of the Onyxia raid leader at some points.  
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Yeah, the laid back but irritated tone he had rang really true of a lot of raid leaders I’ve been on ventrilo with.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/56 "2006-10-05T21:35:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Snooooopy]  
When I saw the headline, I thought the WOW in question was the brand of potato chips famous for being linked to anal leakage. And anal leakage is definitely up South Park’s alley.  
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I’m sure penis would ensue.

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/57 "2006-10-06T04:41:13Z")

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I love WoW and hate SP but I loved this ep. The kid looking at porn though was not something I was expecting. I was 99% sure the kid would be lagging or dc’d. Porn just wasn’t as funny.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/58 "2006-10-06T05:11:42Z")

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I thought part of the joke was that there was such an uproar about SP kids being corrupted by MMORPGs that Craig’s parents didn’t think to monitor him for porn possession.

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**Author:** ![RitzyRae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@RitzyRae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitzyRae)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/59 "2006-10-08T03:51:04Z")

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[QUOTE=congodwarf]  
I love WoW and hate SP but I loved this ep. The kid looking at porn though was not something I was expecting. I was 99% sure the kid would be lagging or dc’d. Porn just wasn’t as funny.  
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Eh. I thought he’d just be afk and we’d see an empty seat and hear crickets or some such. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-on-south-park-10-4/375296/60 "2006-10-13T14:33:44Z")

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It was an ok episode.

I did enjoy the line, “but how can we kill something… that has no life?” or somesuch.

But, talk about the most obvious product placement campaign ever. Aside from it being specifically about World of Warcraft, Blizzard’s logo was excessively prominent in way too many shots. I started to feel like a sucker for watching the show.

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