# Wow, our new hire is my dream guy

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-our-new-hire-is-my-dream-guy/490010
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 19, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-our-new-hire-is-my-dream-guy/490010 "2009-03-19T11:37:15Z")
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### Author: ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-our-new-hire-is-my-dream-guy/490010/12 "2009-03-19T15:00:04Z")

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> [@dba\_Fred](#):
>
> Hope you have your _Very Favorite White Shir_t ready to go!  
> You know, “_the one that fits perfectly and has excellent darts that makes my waist look tiny and my boobs look amazing_”.  
> 😉
> 
> P.S. Happiness is happiness, I wish you well 🙂

Aww… it looks like you [spilled red wine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508649)on your link!

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