# Wow, this picture makes me feel dirty.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 13, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825 "2002-05-13T16:01:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/1 "2002-05-13T16:01:02Z")

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[http://www.designtoscano.com/catalog/prod\_15350.html](http://www.designtoscano.com/catalog/prod_15350.html)

Bwahaha!

I wonder what on earth they were thinking…

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/2 "2002-05-13T16:08:49Z")

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Well, it seem’s that there’s some toddler who just got a little pussy!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/3 "2002-05-13T16:10:31Z")

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[Southern Redneck Voice]  
Y’see. **andy**? You let them homeosekshuels get away with anything, and next you get kiddie porn and bestiality mixed!!  
[/SRV]

😃

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/4 "2002-05-13T16:15:37Z")

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Did you see the facial expressions? I can’t stop laughing.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/5 "2002-05-13T16:40:33Z")

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The best thing about this is that some old couple out in suburban Iowa is going to think it’s just darling and buy one and put it right out in front of their house.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/6 "2002-05-13T16:43:18Z")

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['nuther redneck] Damn…I wish I could do that. [/'nuther redneck]

"That cat would _scratch_ you…’

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/7 "2002-05-13T16:44:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
> **The best thing about this is that some old couple out in suburban Iowa is going to think it’s just darling and buy one and put it right out in front of their house.**

Hey now, that’s not very nice…

:: goes and looks at website ::  
:: snortle ::  
Ok, yeah, you’re right. I’d get one just for the comedic value.

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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/8 "2002-05-13T16:55:41Z")

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I just had to see what made **andygirl** feel dirty. I mean, come on, it’s _ **andygirl**._

Bwa-ha!

I mean…

Shame on you!  
-Rue.

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**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/9 "2002-05-13T17:26:35Z")

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Youngersters nowadays, always pussyfooting around.

What the hell was the sculpture designer thinking?

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**Author:** ![vebr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/eb8c5e/32.png) [@vebr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vebr)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/10 "2002-05-13T18:11:18Z")

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But, see, they claim it is a reproduction of a hundred-year-old sculpture. Except theirs is made out of \<snort\> designer resin.

You mean you don’t got to have one? A designer resin cat/child abuse garden sculpture reproduction? How have any of us lived this long without one?

Vebr

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/11 "2002-05-13T18:48:31Z")

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I never thought I’d say this, but after seeing the picture, I _literally_ had to clean spit off my monitor.

I mean it. Really.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/12 "2002-05-13T20:53:35Z")

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I can’t decide which is more obscene - what is being done to the cat, or the kid’s facial expression.

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**Author:** ![Molly\_Coddle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Molly\_Coddle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molly_Coddle)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/13 "2002-05-13T21:08:55Z")

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and what the hell do they mean by " life’s playful moments" ? Sick freaks…

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**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/14 "2002-05-13T21:30:51Z")

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The sculptor, Juan Clara, appears to have a bit of a theme going:

[Little Girl on Chair with Cats](http://www.classicbronze.com/sun/graphics/scat282.gif)  
… or maybe I’m reading too much into that one…

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/15 "2002-05-13T21:49:46Z")

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Baby’s Got Kitty…Again

looks like we got a habitual offender here.  
I liked the one of Franz’s Garden Music…reminds me of some Sousaphone players in college who needed to learn how to use the spit valve…

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/16 "2002-05-13T21:55:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DAVEW0071 \*  
> \*\*The best thing about this is that some old couple out in suburban Iowa is going to think it’s just darling and buy one and put it right out in front of their house.
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> BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! \*\*

Not here. Nebraska, maybe. 😛 😛 🙂

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**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/17 "2002-05-13T22:14:18Z")

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I noticed that it says “This item is on backorder.”

HOW???

So many people have ordered this that there’s a wait???

And they’re willing to pay $59.95 for this???

Some people…

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**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/18 "2002-05-13T22:42:48Z")

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::is dying with laughter::

I’m not sure I wish to know the hidden connotations they mean by “bringing smiles for over a century.”

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**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/19 "2002-05-13T22:50:10Z")

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> Who hasn’t rescued a well-loved kitty from a toddler’s dimpled clutches?

And that’s one cat that looks like it needs rescued!

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/20 "2002-05-13T23:23:48Z")

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…I don’t get it…

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