# Wow, this picture makes me feel dirty. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825 "2002-05-13T16:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/21 "2002-05-13T23:50:56Z")
Wow! That SCOTUS ruling that said fake kitty porn was legal, really has some unintended consequences! What? Oh, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/22 "2002-05-14T01:53:05Z")
You do realize, **andygirl** , that now you will have to be banned for directly linking to explicit putty-tat-porn pics. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/23 "2002-05-14T15:11:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > **I just had to see what made andygirl feel dirty. I mean, come on, it’s _andygirl._** Contrary to popular opinion, there are several things that make me feel dirty. I might be a lecherous woman of ill repute, but everyone’s gotta have some standards. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/24 "2002-05-14T15:23:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\* > > Contrary to popular opinion, there are several things that make me feel dirty. I might be a lecherous woman of ill repute, but everyone’s gotta have some standards. \*\* So, um, how ya doin? You busy tonight? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/25 "2002-05-14T22:04:53Z")
Do you want to tell him, **andygirl** , or should I? ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/26 "2002-05-14T22:57:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HerMajestyLorna \* > \*\*I noticed that it says “This item is on backorder.” > > HOW??? > > So many people have ordered this that there’s a wait??? > > And they’re willing to pay $59.95 for this??? > > Some people… \*\* Just think-all over the country, prim, proper cat-lovers can’t figure out why people keep snickering at that cute little kitty statue they put in the garden. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/27 "2002-05-14T23:18:21Z")
Can someone send that to Maxim magazine for their “Unintentional Porn” section? (And yes, I do only read Maxim for the articles. Jim, on the other hand, may get more out of it than I do.) (Hee hee - “putty-tat-porn”) ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/28 "2002-05-14T23:46:34Z")
[What about this one?](http://www.designtoscano.com/catalog/prod_11995.html?Key=61DEFD1D677511D6B59D003048108C13) ---
**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/29 "2002-05-14T23:53:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Edwardina \* > \*\*[What about this one?](http://www.designtoscano.com/catalog/prod_11995.html?Key=61DEFD1D677511D6B59D003048108C13) \*\* I actually have that one sitting on top of my TV right now. I think it’s great. Bob ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/30 "2002-05-15T00:31:34Z")
No, no, Bobby. Not “Foreskin a cat”. You misheard me. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/31 "2002-05-15T02:33:42Z")
Thank you andygirl, I got a laugh out of that! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/32 "2002-05-15T04:11:48Z")
I’m thinking of all these funny trite things to say, but really…there’s no point, the image says it all. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/33 "2002-05-15T07:43:20Z")
Of course, their best work isn’t sold online. You have to get the ‘special’ catalog to find pieces like _Sixteen Year Old Boy and Sheep_ or _Lonely Housewife with Family Dog and a Jar of Peanut Butter_. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/34 "2002-05-15T07:50:35Z")
I have a sterling silver bottle opener shaped like a naked woman that I got from them. It’s actually pretty cool-looking. And before anyone asks, she’s holding the bottle opener part in both hands, above her head. It doesn’t open on any part of her anatomy. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/35 "2002-05-15T09:55:28Z")
No parent will ever feel comfortable again when their child says: “Here, pussy, pussy, pussy!” ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/36 "2002-05-15T11:18:24Z")
_freaked_ ---
**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825/37 "2002-05-15T18:36:34Z")
Is it just me, or does the background of the OP shot look like a cemetery? This get’s even creepier if you think it could be a memorial or a tombstone in a pet semmerty. drollman–over 200 posts, with spelling mistakes [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wow-this-picture-makes-me-feel-dirty/108825.md?page=1)